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"Mom, Dad didn't mean it, please..."
"Shut up!"
Sun Wei's voice had become hoarse and rough.
"Big-butt old woman, three-layered fat belly auntie, wrinkled old monster is angry."
Jiang Xiao's words were so devastating that Sun Wei's body trembled.
These words are outrageous, not to mention bizarre, even to a normal woman!
Black mist emanated from Sun Wei's body, and some blood-red lines began to appear on her face.
"Mom, please, forgive Dad just this once."
Shi Shi pleaded for mercy again.
To everyone's surprise, Shi Shi, who seemed the most aloof, was actually the most protective of Jiang Xiao.
"Yes, Mom, I... I really like this dad..."
"Mom, please don't eat Dad yet, okay? I... I can't bear to part with him either."
Seeing how much her daughters liked their father, Sun Wei forcibly suppressed her resentment.
"Fine. If anyone pleads for him again, I'll eat her up too!"
The three little girls lowered their heads, indicating that they wouldn't dare to do it again.
"Have a meal!"
Sun Wei angrily served herself a bowl.
'boom! '
The porcelain bowl full of rice landed on the table with a thud.
"Eat your food, everyone! Let's see who dares not to eat!"
The three little girls immediately sat down, their laughter and chatter from when they ate with Jiang Xiao completely gone; they looked like they were in prison.
Seeing the somber atmosphere, Jiang Xiao sighed helplessly.
"Hmm, you women are really unpredictable."
After taking a couple of bites, Jiang Xiao put down his chopsticks.
"Alright, you're full!"
Sun Wei frowned: "You're the one who's full!"
If it weren't for the fact that her daughters liked this new dad, she would have snapped this idiot's neck long ago!
Jiang Xiao blushed and scratched his head sheepishly as he replied.
"Pretty much, pretty much, hehehe."
Sun Wei: Why are you blushing like a teapot? I wasn't complimenting you, was I?
[It seems the family's finances aren't very good.]
[Is the economy bad? Three dishes with different ingredients, two of which are meat; I certainly wouldn't eat like that.]
Three dishes, wow!
[You two still have the mind to chat about family matters? If I heard correctly, Sun Wei seems to often eat her father's food, right?]
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[Ghost stories are already dangerous enough, can't we all just relax and chat a bit?]
Chapter 28 Fake Father?
Well, it's perfectly acceptable to crack a few jokes and chat casually, right?
[Exactly, if your nerves are constantly on edge, you can easily become a psychopath like Jiang Xiao.]
Besides, Jiang Xiao is immortal, so what are we afraid of?
Yes, if they can handle nine-star levels, then a mere seven-star level would be a piece of cake.
However, some people have raised questions.
Am I the only one who thinks that Jiang Xiao doesn't seem as formidable as he was in the last ghost story?
Does being in a mental hospital give you a home-field advantage?
Me too, I always feel like Jiang Xiao has been nerfed in this version.
Is it because Shinnosuke Nohara isn't as perverted as the gangster boss?
【? ? ? ? ? 】
In any case, the people of China have relaxed.
However, people from other countries watching the live stream from China weren't having such an easy time.
I stared blankly for ages without getting a single useful message.
The only thing that's certain is that Mom isn't a good person; she likes to eat Dad.
Not only that, the mother of the daughter who made the mistake should also eat it.
Sun Wei just said this herself: 'If anyone pleads for him again, I'll eat them alive!'
Another point is that the cool little girl pleaded for Jiang Xiao's life at a crucial moment.
The family hierarchy should be: Mom > Grandpa > Children > Chosen One > Big Yellow Dog.
Not bad, at least the Chosen Ones aren't worse off than dogs.
A member of parliament from the Sakura Kingdom pushed open the door and bowed to the prime minister, who was reclining in a chair.
"Private Marseille, Prime Minister, who knows what might happen at this dinner? Perhaps we should pass on the information we've gathered to the Minister of Internal Affairs!"
The Prime Minister of Japan pondered for a moment and felt that the current message was worth conveying.
then.
Umekawa Neikatsu, who was hiding in the toilet behind the yard and groaning loudly, received a message from the Sakura Kingdom.
Get along well with your son; his favorability can be a lifesaver in crucial moments! Mom isn't a good person! Family hierarchy: Mom > Grandma > Children > Chosen One > Big Yellow Dog.
Mei Chuan almost vomited bile before stopping.
Oh?
I never expected my quiet mom to be so powerful.
To be honest, Mei Chuan Neiku actually thinks his wife is quite beautiful.
She's definitely prettier than his wife in Japan.
I was originally hoping to have a few rounds tonight, but now it seems I need to reconsider.
As for his relationship with his son, Umekawa Neikatsu is quite confident about that.
Although the fat guy was a bit unkempt, he was still quite clingy to me.
The big yellow dog seems to be completely useless at the moment.
Even without Sakura Country's reminder, Grandma Meichuan Neikura wanted nothing more than to kill that old woman!
The passionate kiss he just shared has left him with a lifelong psychological scar!
"Dad! Mom's calling you for dinner!"
Big Fatty shouted loudly from the living room to the backyard.
"Okay! You guys eat first! I...I..."
I'll wait a while longer.
I always feel like there's a taste in my mouth!
"Dad! If you don't come soon, Mom will get angry!"
Ouch, shit!
Mei Chuan Neiku hurriedly washed his face and rushed back to the living room to prepare for dinner.
Since Mei Chuan Neiku's mother wasn't as immobile as Jiang Xiao's father, the four of them ate together.
Seeing the old woman's bark-like face, Mei Chuan Neiku felt another wave of nausea.
He forced the stomach acid down his throat.
You absolutely mustn't vomit! If you do, you'll surely die!
Mei Chuan Neiku's wife is named Zhou Qin, and she also cooks three dishes.
These are salted edamame, cucumber salad, and boiled peanuts.
Tsk, this dish really doesn't have a single trace of meaty smell.
Even the big yellow dog that came over after hearing the commotion glanced at the scene but showed no interest, and reluctantly returned to the backyard to lie down again.