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However, Mei Chuan Neiku was quite happy.
With his current appetite, he not only can't eat meat, but he also easily gets pregnant when he sees the old lady in front of him with her strong tastes.
In comparison, he could still manage to eat vegetarian dishes.
Meichuan Neikura had no objections, but the comments section in Japan was not happy.
[Baka! Why is the food for us chosen ones so bad?!]
[The Dragon Kingdom has two meat dishes, so much meat! That's so unfair, damn it!!]
Aside from Japan, South Korea is the loudest complainer, because even their chosen ones have very meager lunches.
It turned out to be pickled radish, stir-fried dried radish, and boiled radish chunks.
【Ashiba】
[Our dog eats better than this!]
It can't even compare to Japan, let alone China!
Both countries have been petty and calculating since ancient times, and everyone regards them as clowns.
After all, the place where people grow up is so small, how big can they be?
They have absolutely no sense of perspective.
Just as Mei Chuan Neiku was about to start eating, the old woman covered her cheek and sighed deeply.
"Grandma, what's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"
"Oh dear, you little rascal, this old woman's teeth are really not good anymore, it's really difficult."
"Mom, I'll cook the food a little softer next time, okay?"
Zhou Qin smiled and said that she would definitely take care of the old lady's diet in the future.
The old woman clicked her tongue, muttering to herself in frustration.
"It's not a matter of what will happen next meal. Hey, you little rascal, you have no idea what your dad was like when he was a kid."
Mei Chuan Neiku's heart skipped a beat.
I rub.
Why bring yourself up out of the blue?
Big Fatty, on the other hand, became interested. He loved listening to his grandma tell embarrassing stories about his father when he was a child, and he kept asking her questions.
The old lady smiled sweetly at Mei Chuan Neiku.
"Sigh, your grandfather died early, and your father's family was poor when he was a child."
“I remember when Neiku was little, he didn’t have any teeth and couldn’t eat solid food. His family couldn’t afford any baby food, and everyone in the village said that his father was sure to starve to death. They advised us to give him away. And guess what happened?”
"what happened?"
“I put the potatoes and sweet potatoes in a bowl, mashed them, and then chewed them up bite by bite before feeding them to your dad.”
At this point, the old woman sighed again.
"But that's human nature; you have to accept getting old. My teeth aren't what they used to be, sigh~"
This exclamation drew the attention of both Da Pang and Zhou Qin to Mei Chuan Neiku.
Umekawa Neku's tiger body shook!
Wang Defa?!
Are your teeth failing you?
When I kissed you, I carefully licked all around your gums.
Apart from the strong smell of dried chives and the yellowing of my teeth, everything else was normal.
Even the back molars weren't decayed!
"Dad, Grandma was so good to you when you were little, and you always taught me that filial piety is the most important virtue."
"Honey, when it comes to this task, who else but you can do it!"
Who the hell is more capable than me?!
Mei Chuan Neiku's face turned ashen instantly, and even his hand holding the chopsticks began to tremble.
"Yama...no, no, you, you can't do this to me."
Seeing that Mei Chuan Neiku refused, the old lady chuckled.
"It's alright, son. You really don't want to feed me?"
Mei Chuan Neiku hesitated for a moment, but ultimately shook his head firmly.
He absolutely refused to do the French kiss with the old lady again!
"Alright, I'll ask you one more question. Do you remember your father's name?"
The latter looked completely bewildered. How would I know my father's name?
Could it be called "Meichuan Underpants"?
Seeing that Mei Chuan Neiku couldn't answer for a long time, the whole family of three put down their bowls and chopsticks.
Big Fatty licked his lips, looking like a little glutton.
"Mom, why doesn't Dad know Grandpa's name?"
Zhou Qin, no longer the virtuous woman she had been, turned around with an extremely distorted expression and went back to the kitchen to get a cleaver.
"Hehehe, that means this dad is fake."
The old woman tilted her head and started eating her fingers; one bite and they were crunchy!
Fresh blood flowed from the old woman's mouth and severed finger, covering the entire table.
This doesn't look like someone with bad teeth at all!
"You little brat, do you want to eat my fingers? I remember you loved sweet and savory flavors when you were little."
Let's not even talk about our childhood anymore!
Mei Chuan Neiku got up in terror and tried to run outside.
"No! I'm not a fake dad, listen to me, actually... actually, that's right! I actually have amnesia!"
"Great! You're such a good husband, you've found a great excuse, so clever! But it's such a pity~"
[Rule Seven: Always remember that you are a father. You must play your role well in the family and never reveal your fear or give away any clues that could alert your family.]
歘!
Umekawa Nekiku's head flew high into the air, his eyes filled with fear and despair before he died.
It's only been half a day and it's already sputtered once?
"Fatty, since this dad is so smart, come on, let's dig out his brain and give you some nourishment!"
Big Fatty's drool had already dripped onto his clothes; yes, he liked brains.
The old woman next to her was also drooling, wanting a share of the soup.
"I don't need the cerebrum, cerebellum, or brain matter, but you have to leave this old woman a brainstem or something, okay?"
"Hmph! You old geezer, look at the table, it's covered in your blood. Wipe it clean first!"
The live stream in Japan exploded.
Stupid!
What a complete idiot!
They actually violated rule number seven!
【Baka! Oh my god, even a dog would shake its head at this!】
[My mind is in turmoil! That idiot, Neku-kun, died so quickly! Damn it!]
[Kama Yima Sai, it's alright, Nekusan is lucky, his S-rank talent is no ordinary cannon!]
Chapter 29 If you don't have a heavy burden on your shoulders, who will?
Five limbs substitution technique, activated!
[Effect: Rewind time to one minute before death; Cost: Loss of a limb!]
Meichuan Neiku grew a new head and then frantically took several steps back.
Before he could react, he felt a sharp pain in his groin.
The moment of true pain is silent.
numb.
Mei Chuan Neiku felt numbness all over his body below the waist.
Then came a piercing pain that seemed to penetrate to the bone, spreading from my anus to my lower abdomen.