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Without even washing them, I sliced half a basket of dirty onions into thick slices and poured them into tomato sauce.
【onion?】
Onions with ketchup? If you don't know, just ask, what dish is he planning to make?
After chopping the onions, Jiang Xiao started searching for something aimlessly.
"Wait, that's strange, where are the peanuts? Oh no, there are no peanuts here, what should I do now?"
Tomato sauce, onions, and peanuts? What the hell can you make with that?!
Thankfully, there were no peanuts, otherwise I can't even imagine what it would taste like.
I don't know how it tastes, but the presentation is definitely awful!
"Well?"
Unable to find peanuts, Jiang Xiao's eyes fell on the several large buckets of freshly pressed peanut oil on the stove.
"If it doesn't contain peanuts, this peanut oil should be about the same, right?"
"That's right, just one word off. Patrick Star, you're a true genius!"
Everyone:? ? ? ?
Wait a minute! This is way off!
A single word can lead to vastly different interpretations.
[But Jiang Xiao's point is valid, after all, it's only a one-word difference~]
[Dude upstairs, what kind of insane thought process do you have?]
[I'm just asking you, isn't it only one word different?]
'ton~ton~ton~ton~ton~'
Jiang Xiao also shoved several large buckets of peanut oil into a porcelain basin.
this.
Everyone: (sigh)...
[What the hell is he trying to do?]
People have changed their names for it from "delicious food" to "food" and now to "bitch".
It only took less than three minutes.
Oh, I get it, he wanted to make a peanut sundae!
Chapter 91 Art is Patrick Star!
[That's because one morning SpongeBob wanted an ice cream sundae... well, that's too complicated to explain. Just know that it's one of the top foods in SpongeBob SquarePants.]
Top-tier cuisine?
Everyone looked at the large porcelain basin on the screen.
A thick layer of tomato sauce forms the base.
The room was filled with onion slices, haphazardly stuck together.
Finally, a thick layer of rich, dark yellow butter floated on top, perfectly blending the three ingredients together.
[Wouldn't eating this thing kill you instantly?]
[I previously thought that the authentic sashimi at Umekawa Nippon was already pretty impressive.]
It seems our vision and perspective are too narrow.
We're having dinner at 7:30, and it's only a little before 6:00.
Jiang Xiao finished cooking dinner for all the patients in the mental hospital in just five minutes.
"This shows that Patrick is indeed a genius chef. Maybe I can even apply for a job at the Krusty Krab, then I can be with SpongeBob every day."
Although Pai's voice was calm, it was full of confidence.
But the viewers in the live stream saw a large basin of oily stuff.
Let alone the Krusty Krab, even Seafood King would probably look down on it.
"Hey little girl, would you like to play bubble blowing with me?"
As Jiang Xiao walked out of the restaurant, he noticed that the little girl on the stairs was still there, standing by the railing.
The little girl shook her head, indicating that she couldn't walk without her mother.
"But you've been standing there looking like a telephone pole, it's really silly of you."
"You're the idiot!"
The little girl stood up angrily.
Seemingly still angry, she wrinkled her little nose and made a face at Jiang Xiao.
"My mom said you're not normal, you're a complete idiot!"
"I'm not stupid! I blow beautiful bubbles, and I can blow whatever you want!"
The little girl, who was about to go back to her room, stopped and leaned back against the stair railing.
He spoke with a tone that was three parts teasing and three parts disbelief.
"Then show me how to blow it?"
"Go ahead and brag! Just you wait and see!"
Jiang Xiao strode back to the kitchen, found an empty bottle, filled it with water, and mixed it with dish soap and a little sugar.
Since he didn't have a bubble wand, he just grabbed a drink straw to use instead.
OK, done!
Jiang Xiao, who had only been in the kitchen for two minutes, ran out.
The girl's expression was one of utter disdain.
She now has even less faith that this administrator can produce any good results.
"What do you want to see? Patrick Star can make it all up!"
"I want to see big bubbles!"
"How big?"
"The super big kind!"
Jiang Xiao quickly picked up a straw and shoved it into the bottle a few times.
Then, with a serious expression, he puffed out his cheeks and began to blow.
Huh?
It didn't break instantly?
Did he really start bragging about it?
hiss.
and many more?
Everyone's heart skipped a beat.
Are these bubbles?
Something about this design seems a little off, doesn't it?
Wow!!!
Everyone: (｀Д)!!!
The little girl dropped the handful of gummy candies from her small hand to the ground, her face filled with shock!
Little girl: () Oh!!!
What the hell? ! ! !
How did this thing manage to blow up Aristotle's image using bubbles?
It's presented in 3D!
'Snapped'
The bubble bursts.
Jiang Xiao frowned, seemingly very dissatisfied.
I used a straw to shovel the bubble solution a few more times.
He puffed out his cheeks once again.
That's how he blew out a bubble man shaped like SpongeBob SquarePants.
'Snapped'