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Broken again.
Unconvinced, Jiang Xiao tried for the third time.
This time, he created a Patrick Star prince look riding a horse.
Oh my god!
Is anyone there? Give me a slap, a good whack to wake me up!
I apologize for my previous comment that Jiang Shen was mentally ill.
Is he really a genius?
[One hammer blow, one work of art; one stroke, one abstract painting—what do you think?]
You can call him stupid, or you can call him a pink devil, but you...
But you can't deny Patrick Star's incredible artistic talent!
As we all know, art can also be called Patrick Star.
This can't be described as just being blessed by God; without a doubt, it's as if God chewed the food up and fed it to him mouth-to-mouth!
The viewers in the live chat realized what was happening.
The little girl was still in a daze.
This is absolutely shocking!
You can blow bubbles like that?
I lost it!
This move really felt like stabbing her in the butt with a knife!
The administrator doesn't seem to be bragging!
With a 'snap' sound~
The last angel bubble person blown also burst.
Patrick Star placed the bubble solution on the table with a disappointed look on his face.
"Maybe you're right, I'm useless. I can't blow the big bubbles you're talking about. All you know is, those big, round bubbles."
Everyone:.
Are you a piece of trash?
She was only four years old when she experienced what it was like to be treated like a Versailles.
The little girl came running over quickly.
The word "admiration" was written all over her face.
Xiao Ran: () "I want to learn! I really want to learn!! Uncle Administrator, please teach me~"
[The same three little ones?]
[It must be said, Jiang Xiao really knows how to handle little girls.]
Am I the only one who noticed the little girl's white stockings?
[What nonsense are you talking about? That's ice cream!!]
Ice cream? Talking about that makes me wide awake!
[Everyone, please hold on a moment. Yes, it's me again, Naruto Uzumaki's younger brother. Where's the ice cream in Uzumaki's mouth?]
Don't throw it away right after you're done eating; let me lick my socks a couple of times.
What a beast!
The comments section was filled with jokes.
Jiang Xiao, however, was not happy at all.
"Oh no, as you can see, I can't blow those big bubbles. I don't have that thing called artistic talent, so I probably can't teach you anything."
Ah, just as I expected.
Patrick Star wouldn't be the same without SpongeBob SquarePants.
Mian, can you hear me? Pai is thinking of you~
The little girl beside him was so anxious that tears were about to fall, and she clung to Jiang Xiao's sleeve, refusing to let go.
"I can teach you! Please teach me to play one, please."
"Two and a half cents each!"
what?
The little girl was stunned.
Jiang Xiao glanced at her and repeated.
"I'll teach you how to blow bubbles, it'll cost 25 cents each. That's the rule SpongeBob set. Even though I'm not very smart, I remember SpongeBob's rules very clearly!"
Two and a half cents.
The little girl was rubbing her tattered little dress.
Learning to make this amazing bubble technique for just 25 cents should be a great deal.
But she has no money.
"Don't you have any money?"
The little girl nodded, then quickly shook her head.
"I...I'll go to my mom and ask her for some."
After saying that, the little girl ran into the room.
But she stopped halfway through the run.
She grabbed the gummy candy that had just fallen to the ground and hadn't had time to pick up, and ran back.
"Here, take all these candies. Can you teach me how to blow one? Just one will do."
The little girl was cautious, afraid of being rejected.
Jiang Xiao stroked his chin and thought for a moment before reluctantly agreeing.
"Alright then, it's not easy to meet a kind person like me."
The little girl quickly picked up a straw, dipped it in, and put it in her mouth.
With a 'snap' sound~
It broke before it could even be blown up.
"Me, me."
The little girl was at a loss, holding the straw, when she realized how poorly she had performed.
She didn't have any more candy.
The opportunity that came from exchanging three candies was wasted in vain.
"Hey buddy, you have to listen to me. Take it slow. Blowing bubbles is like life. The more you rush, the more you fail. Try blowing one again."
"But, but I don't have 25 cents left, and I don't have any candy either."
"No candy? I can lend you some!"
Jiang Xiao lent the candy in his hand to the little girl.
The little girl was taken aback, then handed the candy back to Jiang Xiao.
"Then I'll buy it again."
This time, she was very careful and finally managed to blow the bubble.
But it broke before it reached the ideal size.
"Am I...?"
"It's okay, I can lend it to you again, you can do it again."
Jiang Xiao lent the candy in his hand to the little girl.
Xiao Ran: ()() "Hmm, Uncle, you're a really nice person!"
The little girl handed the candy back to Jiang Xiao.
"Wait, don't blow it yet."
Jiang Xiao stopped Xiao Ran, who was about to blow bubbles.
"Watch closely, this is a trick that SpongeBob taught me. I didn't know it at first either. Remember, now you're the fourth person besides Squidward to learn it! But this trick costs 25 cents."
Two and a half cents?
"Can I borrow another 25 cents from you? I mean, can I borrow some candy as 25 cents?"
"Oh, of course, that's what SpongeBob did to me back then."