thefictionvixens Chapter 3: The Mushroom House's Boundless Milk
Chapter 3: The Mushroom House's Boundless Milk
"Xiao Gu, we meet again."
"Yes, Teacher He, last time I was a guest on Happy Camp, this time I'm a guest at your Mushroom House."
Upon seeing Teacher He, Gu Luojin remembered what she had forgotten.
The gardenia symbolizes forbearance and praise that can backfire, representing accumulating dissatisfaction and a gentle trap woven with compliments.
As dusk settles over the bamboo fence, the fragrance of the wicked gardenia lingers.
Its aroma is even stronger when cooking or working.
Until the public smelled the strange fragrance of the flowers, they instantly exchanged knowing smiles, and the entire internet was filled with a joyful atmosphere.
The true way to survive is to go with the flow.
He needs to take the initiative.
The "Evil Gardenia" Project.
start up!
"Teacher He, don't worry now that I'm here."
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He Jiong immediately sensed that something was wrong; a dangerous atmosphere permeated the air.
"Teacher He, I don't even know Teacher Huang at the Mushroom House. What a waste of a trip!"
"Teacher Huang was an idol we admired when we were young. I watched and followed Director Chen's 'Life on a String' and 'A Little Reunion' from two years ago. I really admire Teacher Huang's superb acting skills."
Although Huang Lei didn't respond, the smile on his face never stopped as he listened to Gu Luojin praising him.
Boasting about yourself doesn't bring much sense of accomplishment, but having others boast about you has a significantly different effect.
Besides being a poor cook, Huang Lei is also criticized for his doting personality and his tendency to flatter the powerful and belittle the weak.
Relying on her father's status as a national drama actor, she starred in Chen Shiren's "Walking and Singing" in her early years, and then went to teach at the Beijing Film Academy.
This experience may have fostered his habit of lecturing, unconsciously turning him into a greasy middle-aged man.
He always brings up his seniority on the show, and he's restless during meals, always wanting to be lectured.
He taught Liu Guoliang to play table tennis, taught Tao Hong to swim, and taught Shen Teng to make roast pig.
No wonder Shen Teng said that famous line: "Teacher Huang is a jack of all trades, master of none."
"Xiao Gu, right? Before you came, your boss told me to take good care of you."
"Then I'll have to trouble you, Professor Huang. I'm a grown man, how could I possibly get lost? Our boss just hasn't chatted with you in a long time and would like to hear your guidance."
"Ha ha."
In the very first episode, a young man came along who fawned over him and flattered him. How could he not be happy?
Zhang Zifeng and Kulipeng were like taciturn men; they never took the initiative to praise him.
Gu Luojin's behavior sparked an idea in his mind.
It seems like we could make him a regular guest next season, then he'd become our henchman.
My show, my horse, I can do whatever I want with it.
Gu Luojin was unaware that her outstanding performance had landed her on the shortlist of potential regular guests for the next season of Huang Xiaochu.
"Come on, Zifeng and Pengpeng, let me introduce you. Xiao Gu is a very outstanding and talented young man. You two should get to know each other better and become good friends."
Huang Lei took over the task from Teacher He and introduced Gu Luojin to Zhang Zifeng and Kuli Peng.
With Teacher Huang's enthusiasm, the two of them elevated Gu Luojin's importance to a whole new level.
"Teacher Huang, my brother and I can do it," Zhang Zifeng replied shyly.
Teacher He noticed that the atmosphere was getting increasingly strange, and even Teacher Huang was behaving somewhat unusually.
However, he quickly overcame these feelings of tension and pressure by trying to regulate himself.
Seeing that a newcomer with exceptionally high emotional intelligence had arrived, he immediately felt much more relaxed, as if the burden on his shoulders had suddenly lightened considerably.
His mental repertoire of words to praise Huang Lei's cooking skills was almost depleted; all he could think of were "amazing" and "my god."
With Gu Luojin around these past two days, I can relax a bit.
In a way, Huang Lei is one of Gu Luojin's bosses, but indirectly.
Lemon Pictures, where Gu Luojin works, was founded by Su Xiao and Chen Fei, with Huang Lei and Zhang Jiayi as the other two shareholders.
Gu Luojin's boss, Wang Juan, is a director sent by Tencent and is in charge of the artist department.
Huang Lei and Zhang Jiayi did not directly invest in Lemon, but indirectly held shares through other companies, in order to hide their wealth as much as possible and not flaunt it.
Huang Lei and Zhang Jiayi used a company called Shanghai Fruit Investment Management Center to hold a controlling stake in Lemon Pictures, which successively launched hit dramas such as "Mr. Right" and "A Little Reunion", all of which had Huang Lei's involvement.
This was confirmed in "Back to Field Season 2," where Huang Lei himself said that he participated in the adaptation, his work was nominated, and the screenwriter sent him a thank-you letter.
This is why Gu Luojin was able to participate in this popular variety show; she used her connections.
Before the ratings declined, getting a guest appearance required connections; not just any nobody could get in.
After exchanging pleasantries at the entrance for a while, everyone was led by Teacher Huang to tour the living environment of the Mushroom House.
This season's Mushroom House consists of three parts: a main house divided into east and west wings, a pavilion for eating and resting, and a kitchen for cooking.
The house is very simple in structure, and the blue sky and white clouds outside the window are beautiful, except for the fact that the weather is too hot.
The best living conditions in the Mushroom House are in the current fourth and sixth seasons in Changjiang, Qiong Province. He was lucky to be born at such a good time.
The living conditions in Peach Blossom Spring in the fifth season can be described as "The Humble Abode Inscription". Standing inside the house, you can see all the raw materials used to build the house. Even Liu Yuxi would say, "What is there to be ashamed of in this humble abode?"
After the visit, Gu Luojin took a quick rest, because Huang Lei would soon be assigning her to work in the fields.
Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Zhang Zifeng, who dared not complain of hunger and could only rely on milk to stave off sustenance.
This child is a sin, becoming a regular guest at the age when he needs to grow the most.
She drank up to 7 bottles of Telunsu in one day, a feat that speaks for itself.
Based on a dosage of 250 ml per box, that's a full 3.5 jin (1.25 kg) to drink.
Most importantly, after drinking it, she neither farted nor had diarrhea. Even a 100-ton king could destroy her stomach on the spot if it hit her.
A Douyin (TikTok) content creator gave Zhang Zifeng a nickname: "The Milk of Mushroom House".
Don't underestimate the power of your digestive system, you idiot!
As expected, the one who tied the knot must untie it; even the terrifying record of drinking 7 bottles of milk a day was broken by her own actions.
At most, I drank 9 bottles a day. To put that into perspective, 9 bottles is a full 4.5 jin (2.5 kg).
You all know what a large barrel of cooking oil is, right? This barrel only weighs 9 jin (4.5 catties), which means Zhang Zifeng drank half a barrel in one day.
Ji Xiaolan was known for his sharp tongue and iron teeth, while you, Zhang Zifeng, have a steel gut and a peptide stomach.
She finally understood what it meant to have money hard to earn and life difficult to endure.
In just a few minutes, she finished two bottles of milk.
As expected, just as Gu Luojin predicted, less than ten minutes had passed from entering the room to sitting down to rest, accompanied by a sentence from Chef Huang.
"It's time to cook. You four kids go plant watermelon seedlings."
He arranged everything perfectly for the four young people.
Zhou Xun reminded her a second time, "Jingyi, you should go too."
Not to mention Zhang Jingyi, who is known for her beauty, she has to work in the fields. Even the Bull Demon King would have to work in the fields. Zhou Xun, the protagonist of "The Mushroom House," is about to face some tough times.
Gu Luojin carried two seedling inserters, while the other three took watermelon seedlings. Led by Kuli Peng, the four of them arrived at the watermelon field.
Anyone who has farmed knows that if you plant rice seedlings during the hottest part of the day, can the tender seedlings withstand the scorching heat?
The survival rate is comparable to finding an old acquaintance in Nagasaki.