thefictionvixens Chapter 33 Men Understand Men Best, I Don't Want Sweets!
Chapter 33 Men Understand Men Best, I Don't Want Sweets!
Chapter 33 Men Understand Men Best, I Don't Want Sweets!
After packing all the herbs into the Ruyi Baibao Pouch
Bai Ran was sent to the Heaven Dou Royal Academy by Dugu Bo.
According to Bai Ran's original intention, he wouldn't have had any problem returning to Nottingham City alone.
But Feng Tianyu disagreed.
How can anyone feel at ease knowing that a child under ten years old is crossing half an empire alone?
Bai Ran: I'll be a Soul King soon.
Feng Tianyu: You're a support-type Soul Master, even if you're a Soul King. What's the difference between you and a regular combat-type Soul Master at level 10 or so?
Bai Ran: Uncle Feng, will you be staying at my house for a few days?
Feng Tianyu: You little brat, don't pry into adult matters.
……
Because it is winter, the weather is very cold.
Besides, this time it's a holiday trip home, so there's plenty of time.
Therefore, Feng Tianyu did not choose to travel with his nephew using his soul power, but instead went to a carriage shop to hire a horse-drawn carriage.
"Master, to the province of Fasno."
"Alright, fifteen gold soul coins. Time, place."
The driver was a robust middle-aged man who didn't talk much, but he looked reliable and honest.
"Two hours later, outside the gates of Tiandou City."
Even traveling day and night, it would take a week to travel from Tiandou City to Notting City, a small town in the Fasno Province.
We can't go without food and water for such a long time.
Therefore, it is necessary to buy some food and water and put them in the storage container for use on the road.
……
"Uncle Feng, what are you buying?"
Uncle Feng led him directly into a large, bustling shop.
Bai Ran couldn't quite understand why people would go to such an expensive place just to buy some dry food.
"Nephew, I can't possibly visit your father without bringing anything with me."
Bai Ran: That seems to make a lot of sense.
"Empire cigarettes? I'll have a carton."
Feng Tianyu: When I was in the military camp with Brother Bai and other brothers, my favorite cigarette was this Imperial brand. It was really good to smoke. Unfortunately, a carton of cigarettes cost 100 gold soul coins, which was more than an ordinary soldier's annual salary.
"Let's have two bottles of this royal-exclusive red wine."
Men understand men best; as long as there's alcohol and cigarettes, there will be stories to tell all night long.
When Bai Ran got home, he found that his father had kicked him out of his room.
Father: How old are you? Go to sleep by yourself.
……
After buying the goods, we arrived outside the city and just got on the bus.
Once inside the carriage, Bai Ran looked at his uncle with suspicion.
"Uncle Feng, are you still a high-level Soul Saint?"
Bai Ran remembered that he had given one portion of the Shrek Seven Devils' Happy Pills to Uncle Feng. (There were six portions left.)
"Is there a problem, nephew?"
Reaching the Soul Saint stage requires a considerable amount of time to accumulate Soul Power.
Some Soul Saints may not be able to increase their Soul Power by one level even after three years.
Feng Tianyu: When I first awakened my martial soul, my innate soul power was only level 7. I would be satisfied if I could break through to Soul Douluo in this lifetime.
"Didn't you take the pills I gave you last time, Uncle Feng?"
When Uncle Feng went to the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well last time, Bai Ran gave Feng Tianyu that magical medicine, hoping that his strength could be further improved.
"Oh, you mean that candy? I put it in my storage ring."
Feng Tianyu doesn't like sweet things.
Ah, that noble lady back then loved desserts the most.
Unfortunately, it hurt, it hurt so much.
As a result, Feng Tianyu began to dislike sweet foods.
It seems that the taste of sweetness reminds him of that unpleasant experience.
Feng Tianyu: I think of her when I take tonics, tonics, oh tonics! Nephew, are you trying to ruin your Uncle Feng?
"Uncle Feng, please eat! Why aren't you eating?"
That's the essence of immortal herbs extracted from the Emperor's Banner.
In the terms of the cultivation world, this is an unparalleled elixir. Why don't you try it, fellow cultivator?
"Oh my, nephew, you're getting impatient."
"Oh dear, I remember your old man loves sweets the most. I'll save some for him."
"I'll save my dad's share for him, Uncle Feng, you can have it."
These are herbal pills I specially made using my knowledge of herbs. They can even increase soul power! Uncle Feng, why don't you try them?
"Increase soul power? Nephew, don't give me that nonsense."
Even a senior like Poison Douluo, who is at the title Douluo level, might not be able to make pills that can enhance soul power using herbs. What makes you, a mere recruit, think you can?
The sigh wasn't an apology, but rather a reminder that nephew still had a lot of practice to do.
"Really? You should try it if you don't believe me!"
"Okay, okay, I'll give it a try."
It's okay, I've actually forgotten about it a long time ago.
Besides, what if the sugar pills my nephew gave me are bitter?
With this in mind, Feng Tianyu took out the pill that had been in his storage ring for over a month and put it in his mouth.
"Um?"
It has a very strong herbal scent.
And it has a very natural sweetness.
My body started to feel hot; was it because I was thinking about that damned white moonlight again?
"No! Driver, stop the car!"
After saying that, Feng Tianyu jumped out of the car and ran towards the lake.
Feng Tianyu: Aphrodisiac! Damn, there's definitely aphrodisiac in here, nephew, just wait for your little butt to bloom.
The driver was dumbfounded.
What's wrong with this Soul Master?
Why did he suddenly jump out of the car and run away? Could it be that he needed to pee?
More than ten minutes later, Feng Tianyu returned.
He gave his master 1000 gold soul coins and asked him to hire a few Soul Masters at the Soul Grandmaster level to escort the little guy in the car safely to the Fasno Province.
Having inexplicably broken through to level 80 in his soul power, Feng Tianyu urgently needs to go to Sunset Forest to hunt a suitable soul beast.
Of course, before leaving, he gave Bai Ran a meaningful look.
What kind of miraculous medicine is this? It actually enabled him, a high-level Soul Saint, to break through several levels of Soul Power in succession.
……
The mechanics at the car dealership are also professionals.
We haven't gone far from Tiandou City yet, so it's a good time to go back and bring the Soul Master guards from the car dealership.
A Soul Master-level guard can go on a long trip for only 200 gold soul coins. If the master invites two guards, they can earn 600 gold soul coins.
However, the master felt a little guilty about earning so much, so he simply hired a Soul King-level guard, which cost him 800 gold soul coins.
Of course, the Soul Masters who can serve as guards in the car dealership are generally not very strong.
Forget about the standard configuration of spirit rings. This spirit king's first spirit ring was a white ten-year spirit ring, and his fifth spirit ring was only a purple spirit ring that was six or seven thousand years old.
However, with a Soul King protecting them, they can usually resolve any dangers they encounter on the road.
……
Regarding Uncle Feng's sudden departure,
Bai Ran wasn't surprised.
After all, for Soul Masters, the desire to obtain Soul Rings after reaching the next level is almost instinctive.
At this point, even if one's parents have died, the priority is to obtain the soul ring.
Besides, what dangers could we possibly encounter on this road?
Ordinary mountain bandits or robbers are at most some kind of Great Soul Masters or Soul Venerables.
After all, those who have reached the Soul Master realm or above are considered the backbone of the Soul Master world.
Even if you go to the army, you can become an officer.
Why would someone with hands and feet do something like robbing and plundering?
Moreover, if you accidentally encounter a powerful Soul Master, you might lose your life.
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