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The blond-haired Hokage, starting from before Hinata's wedding.
Author: Lin Kun
Summary:
Synopsis: Ino: Sai is so unromantic...
Chapter 1 Intimate Paradise
"Sorry, but because the Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, is holding his wedding recently, no one who is not a guest or a villager of Konoha is allowed to enter the village!"
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki's younger brother, let me in!" A boy stood at the village entrance and said to the guard.
"Heh! Alright, stop bragging. How many people have claimed to be the Seventh Hokage's brother now? Can't you come up with a different excuse?" A Konoha ninja guarding the village entrance yawned, sounding somewhat impatient.
"I really am his brother. If you don't believe me, go and call him out, and you'll see," the boy said anxiously.
The boy is indeed Naruto Uzumaki's younger brother, but not a blood brother; he is a sworn brother.
Qiu Xiaoming, a person who transmigrated to the Naruto world, originally thought that he would have more than just friendly relationships with various beautiful girls after transmigrating to the Naruto world. However, after arriving, he discovered that...
He not only had no chance to develop relationships beyond friendship with the girls, but he also didn't even have the opportunity to stand out.
Because the Fourth Shinobi World War had already ended, and he was the one who traveled through time when Sasuke and Naruto released the Moonlit Night.
It's all too late...
Just as he was wondering what he could do after being transported to this time, a red-haired woman found him and adopted him as her godson.
And this woman was none other than Naruto Uzumaki's mother—Kushina Uzumaki.
For some unknown reason, Minato Namikaze of this world is dead, but Kushina Uzumaki is not.
When Kushina Uzumaki saw that Qiu Xiaoming was young and wandering aimlessly in the village, she assumed that his parents had died on the front lines, so she adopted him as her godson.
After spending two years at Kushina's house and learning some ninjutsu, Qiu Xiaoming felt that there was no point in staying there any longer, so he decided to leave the village to find the meaning of his journey from there.
Unexpectedly, a major discovery was made.
Just when he had almost completely forgotten Konoha Village, and forgotten that he had a foster mother, Kushina Uzumaki, and a foster brother, Naruto Uzumaki, a piece of news suddenly summoned him back.
That's right, Naruto Uzumaki is getting married.
Originally, he didn't really want to come back. After all, what was the point of coming back? Seeing a group of beautiful women who no longer belonged to him only made him feel irritable and restless.
However, the system's voice rang in his ears.
[The Intimacy Paradise System is now activated!]
[The Intimate Paradise System is a system designed to allow the host to have intimate contact with various beautiful women and strengthen relationships. This system will give the host intimate tasks that must be completed within a time limit. Upon completion of the tasks, the host will be rewarded with a certain amount of Affection Points, which can be used to participate in lotteries or upgrade the lottery machine.]
A system is something every transmigrator needs, but unfortunately Qiu Xiaoming doesn't have one.
Several years have passed since I transmigrated here, and I haven't heard the system's voice at all.
Originally, he thought he didn't have this thing, but when he received the news that Naruto was getting married, the system suddenly appeared.
"If he really is the Seventh Hokage's brother, how could he not have our Seventh Hokage's phone number?" The guard looked at Qiu Xiaoming, who was anxious, and said with a hint of sarcasm, "Hurry up and leave, hurry up and leave. Our Hokage is not someone you can aspire to."
"A cell phone? A cell phone number?" Qiu Xiaoming was dumbfounded. He didn't have a cell phone when he left Konoha!
We've only been gone a short time, and Konoha Village's technology has developed so rapidly that they even have cell phones now?
"This...sigh, how am I supposed to explain this to you?" Qiu Xiaoming looked helpless. If the system hadn't given him the mission, he wouldn't have wanted to come back.
Now look what's happened! He rushed back, but no one even let him in the door.
Suddenly, a beautiful woman with pink hair appeared in Qiu Xiaoming's line of sight. His eyes lit up immediately, and he quickly waved and shouted, "Sister Xiaoying, Sister Xiaoying!"
Sakura frowned slightly when she heard someone calling her. The voice sounded unfamiliar, but since someone was calling her, she looked over anyway.
When she saw that it was Qiu Xiaoming waving at her, her brows furrowed even more as she wondered if she really knew this person.
Sakura didn't have many opportunities to meet Qiu Xiaoming. After all, she and Sasuke Uchiha were in the throes of a passionate romance after the Fourth Shinobi World War, so she didn't have time to meet Qiu Xiaoming.
"It's me! Qiu Xiaoming, Naruto's brother!" Seeing Sakura frowning and deep in thought, Qiu Xiaoming guessed that she had probably forgotten him, so he shouted loudly.
"Qiu Xiaoming?" Xiaoying muttered to herself, then immediately remembered and stepped forward, saying, "Qiu Xiaoming, is that really you? It's been years since I last saw you, you've grown so much!"
"I heard that Naruto was getting married, so I rushed back to attend his wedding, but I was blocked by someone..." Qiu Xiaoming said with a wry smile.
"Sister Sakura!" When the gatekeeper saw Sakura coming over, he knew that the boy in front of him was indeed Naruto's younger brother. He quickly explained with a wry smile, "Recently, too many people have been impersonating the Hokage's younger brother. We really can't be sure if he is."
Sakura waved her hand and said, "It's okay, let him in."
After Qiu Xiaoming entered the village's defense line, he quickly thanked Xiaoying, saying, "Sister Xiaoying, thank you so much. If it weren't for you, I might have had to sleep in the woods tonight."
"It's okay." Sakura shook her head and said, "Let's go. Aunt Kushina and Naruto should be setting up the wedding venue. I'll take you to see."
With that, Xiaoying led Qiu Xiaoming toward the wedding venue.
Qiu Xiaoming followed behind Xiaoying, watching her back with a hint of desire in his eyes.
Although many Naruto fans don't really like Sakura and think she's a bit of a green tea bitch, that doesn't stop Sakura from being beautiful!
Sakura wore a red, slit, cheongsam-style long dress that accentuated her slender and alluring figure. With her pink short hair, green eyes, fair skin, and delicate, perfect features, coupled with the mature aura she exuded, she was simply irresistible.
Now that he has the system as a cheat code, he's determined to find a chance to snatch Sakura away from Sasuke and devour her.
"I heard from Naruto that Aunt Kushina kept talking about you, wondering if you would come back. Now that you're back, Aunt Kushina will definitely be very happy!" Sakura said softly to Qiu Xiaoming as she led the way.
"Godmother..." Upon hearing Kushina's name, Qiu Xiaoming paused for a moment, then a smile appeared on his lips as he said, "Yes, I haven't seen my godmother in a long time either, I miss her so much!"
This time, Qiu Xiaoming returned not for Naruto's wedding, but for his godmother Kushina and for the mission of the Icha Icha Paradise system.
[Icha Icha Paradise Quest: Obtain Kushina's kiss. Time remaining: 4 hours. Reward upon completion: 100 Affection Points.]
Chapter 2 Mission Completed
"Xiaoming, is that really you? You're back?" A melodious voice suddenly rang out behind Qiu Xiaoming.
Qiu Xiaoming turned around and saw a beautiful woman with long red hair reaching her waist appear before him.
Although the beautiful woman was dressed simply at home, it still couldn't hide her beautiful and charming figure. Her waist was slender and graceful, her breasts were high and proud, and her long and shapely legs gave her a mature and charming allure. Every smile and frown was captivating.
"Godmother!" Qiu Xiaoming called out. This beautiful woman was none other than Kushina Uzumaki, who had adopted Qiu Xiaoming.
"Xiaoming, it really is you!" Kushina Uzumaki excitedly rushed towards Qiu Xiaoming, hugged him, and choked up, "After all these years, you've finally come back. Do you know how much your godmother has missed you?"
As Kushina embraced him, Qiu Xiaoming instantly felt her soft and warm body, especially the delicate fragrance emanating from her, which stirred up strange emotions within him.
"Godmother, Xiaoming misses you too." Qiu Xiaoming wrapped his arms around Kushina's slender waist, feeling Kushina's full and firm breasts rubbing against his chest. This wonderful feeling made his breathing quicken.
Get a kiss from Kushina and gain 100 affection points.
Qiu Xiaoming had always coveted Kushina, but due to his lack of strength and his status, he could only bury this covetousness in his heart.
But now things are different. He has a system's mission and system's help, and the desires that were originally buried deep in his heart have finally surfaced.
"Xiaoming, where have you been all these years? Why did it take you so long to come back? Do you know how worried I was about you?" Kushina didn't notice Qiu Xiaoming's intentions towards her, but instead asked with concern.
"I'm sorry, godmother," Qiu Xiaoming said apologetically, scratching his head.
"Hmph! Just because it's not your brother Naruto's wedding this time doesn't mean you're not coming back, does it?" Kushina huffed, glaring at Qiu Xiaoming as she questioned him.
"How could that be? Actually, I had planned to come back a long time ago, but it just so happened that Naruto-nii was getting married." Qiu Xiaoming awkwardly touched his nose and said sheepishly.
Actually, even if Naruto got married, he wouldn't want to come back. If it weren't for the system's sudden appearance and the task it gave him, he probably wouldn't have returned.
How exactly do I get Kushina's kiss?
"You!" Kushina shook her head, sighed, and then looked Qiu Xiaoming up and down, pinched his arm, and said, "It's been so many years since we last met. You've grown taller, stronger, and more handsome."
"Godmother, you're still as beautiful as ever!"
"No, she's even prettier than before!" Qiu Xiaoming chuckled and praised.
"Heh, so glib!" Kushina snorted and poked his forehead with her jade-like finger.
"I'm telling the truth," Qiu Xiaoming said with a grin.
Sakura stood aside watching the two of them. Seeing that she couldn't get a word in edgewise, she simply said goodbye and left.
Of course, Qiu Xiaoming didn't forget to ask Sakura for her phone number, as he planned to contact her later and try to win her over from Sasuke.
"Xiaoming, what do you want to eat tonight? I'll go buy groceries and make it for you." Kushina asked gently, naturally taking Qiu Xiaoming's arm as Sakura left.
Qiu Xiaoming felt a soft touch on his arm, and his heart skipped a beat. Combined with the faint fragrance emanating from Kushina, Qiu Xiaoming couldn't help but feel distracted.
He already harbored fantasies about Kushina, and now, after being teased like this, Qiu Xiaoming felt he almost lost control of his emotions.
"Cough cough!"
Qiu Xiaoming coughed a few times, suppressing his impulse, and said, "Anything will do, I'm not picky about food."
"Let's go then. On the way back, let's see what other dishes we have," Kushina said with a smile.
"Godmother, weren't you going to set up the scene?" Qiu Xiaoming asked in confusion.
"There's nothing much to decorate. The wedding is still a few days away. I just had nothing to do during this time, so I came to visit. Now that you're back, of course I'll keep you company." Kushina smiled gently and said, "You've been gone for three years without a word."
"Yes, yes, I was wrong. I won't do it again. Godmother, you're not angry with me, are you?" Qiu Xiaoming said ingratiatingly.
"You……"
Along the way, Kushina asked Qiu Xiaoming how he had been doing over the past three years and what interesting things he had seen.
While Qiu Xiaoming was answering Kushina's question, he was thinking about how to get Kushina's kiss and complete the task assigned to him by the system.
A forced kiss? No way, Kushina would definitely get angry. Kushina is nicknamed "Crimson Pepper," and when she gets angry, few dare to withstand her.
An accident? Like the characters in novels and movies, they accidentally fall together and then kiss?
"What are you thinking about?" Just as Qiu Xiaoming was pondering, Kushina had already brought him home. Seeing Qiu Xiaoming standing in the fantasy area without changing his shoes, she couldn't help but ask in confusion.
"Um, godmother, can you give me a kiss?" Qiu Xiaoming blurted out his thoughts without thinking.
Kushina was taken aback by Qiu Xiaoming's words, then smiled and replied, "Okay!"
"Huh?!" Qiu Xiaoming was stunned when he heard Kushina's affirmative answer. He hadn't expected it to be so simple.
"Smack!" Just as Qiu Xiaoming was stunned, Kushina planted a sweet kiss on his cheek, then smiled and took a few steps back.
Qiu Xiaoming rubbed his slightly numb face, his blank gaze fixed on Kushina's smiling face.
[Ding! You have successfully obtained Kushina's kiss. Reward: 100 Affection Points.]
That's it... done? So simple?
Qiu Xiaoming thought he would need to kiss her to complete the task, but it turned out that he only needed Kushina to kiss him on the cheek to complete it.
"Haha~~~" Kushina couldn't help but laugh when she saw Qiu Xiaoming's stunned look.
"Alright, come in and sit down to rest. I'll go make you dinner." Kushina pushed Qiu Xiaoming into the house.
Qiu Xiaoming was pushed onto the sofa by Kushina.
[Ding! Intimate Paradise Mission: Touch Sakura's breasts. Time remaining: 24 hours. Reward upon completion: 300 Affection Points.]
Just as Qiu Xiaoming was watching Kushina's graceful figure enter the kitchen, the system's voice rang in his mind once again.
Touching Sakura's steamed bun?
Upon hearing the system's task, Qiu Xiaoming was dumbfounded. How was he supposed to complete this task?!
Chapter 3 The Bathroom
"Godmother, you have no idea how much I want to eat your cooking." Qiu Xiaoming picked up some food and ate with relish, praising it as he ate.
"Eat as much as you want," Kushina said with a smile. "I remember you love spicy food, so I made this chili sauce especially for you. Try it and see if it suits your taste."
"My godmother is so good to me, hehe, I'm having a feast today!" Qiu Xiaoming grinned, happily eating the delicious food in his bowl, feeling extremely satisfied.
"Here, try this." Kushina picked up a piece of pork rib and placed it in Qiu Xiaoming's bowl.
"Wow! Godmother, your ribs are amazing!" Qiu Xiaoming gave a thumbs up without hesitation.
"Hehe." Kushina smiled and kept putting food on Qiu Xiaoming's plate. In no time, Qiu Xiaoming had finished all the food on the table.
"I've prepared a bedroom for you, and I'm constantly cleaning and changing the blankets. You can just go to sleep there," Kushina said to Qiu Xiaoming as she cleared the dishes.
"Okay!" Qiu Xiaoming replied, and then walked towards his bedroom.
The bedroom didn't have that strange smell that comes from someone not living there for a long time; on the contrary, it was very fresh. The bed was also very clean, so it seemed that Kushina often came to clean this room.
Lying in bed, Qiu Xiaoming took off his clothes, covered himself with the blanket, and felt very comfortable smelling the faint fragrance on the pillow.
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