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"No, what I mean is, you clearly wanted to swear just now, but your understanding of traditional Chinese culture is a complete mess!"
"ha?"
Shi Lu tilted his head, expressing his confusion.
"Ahem! You should say it like this..."
Xingyue rested her chin on the back of her hand, coughed twice, and then her eyes sharpened.
"Pah! You old fogey, a ten-thousand-year-old witch, a tablet-wielding idiot, a fifty-thousand-year-old single dog, and you look like you've developed a mental disability..."
The scene of the girl with frivolous hair spouting nonsense left both Shi Lü and Fu Hua speechless.
After all, this was the first time they had ever seen such pure Chinese culture. In Fu Hua's 50,000-year life, she had hardly ever cursed anyone. Therefore, the Herrscher of Knowledge, who inherited everything from her, was the same. The most vicious curses she used were things like "idiot" and "Do you have any cake?"
This also shows that Fu Hua doesn't know how to swear at all.
and……
Fu Hua's expression grew increasingly grim, a strange resentment rising within her, her fists clenching so tightly they cracked.
As the saying goes, "Don't hit someone in the face, don't insult someone by revealing their shortcomings." This is a veiled attack, every single word hitting Fu Hua's sore spot.
This is blatant personal attack.
But these words still came from the mouth of a beautiful and powerful young woman.
This……
To be honest, the contrast is quite large.
However, this also shows that Xingyue is both skilled in martial arts and literature; she can defeat the combined forces of the two major organizations with her martial arts skills, and she can also defeat many opponents with her literary skills.
"enough!"
Unable to contain herself any longer, Fu Hua transformed into a phantom and hovered beside the Herrscher of Knowledge, angrily interrupting the blue-haired girl's continued attack.
"I have reason to suspect that this constitutes a personal attack."
"Ah this~"
Xingyue rested her chin on her hand and looked at Fu Hua with a mocking gaze.
"No doubt about it, this is a personal attack. What are you going to do about it?"
"You~"
"What do you mean, 'you'? I just wanted to criticize a certain tablet, so what? I didn't stop you from arguing with me, did I?"
"You can also curse me! If you can't out-curse me, then it just means you're incompetent and deserve to be cursed."
"Hehehehehehe!"
Xingyue stuck out her delicate tongue and made a face at Fu Hua, which made the latter so angry that her soul rose and fell, making her look like a powder keg that could explode at any moment.
For a fleeting moment, Fu Hua had an urge to go up and punch her.
However, she ultimately failed to make that move. Instead, relying on the composure she had cultivated over 50,000 years, she took a few deep breaths and gradually calmed herself down.
Silently repeat to yourself, "I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry..."
But Xingyue still showed no intention of letting her go.
The girl with frilly hair stepped forward, poked Fu Hua's chest, and teased her.
"Are you sure you can handle this, you little greyhound?"
"You~"
Fu Hua could no longer contain herself and immediately flew into a rage.
"Hahahaha~"
Just as Fu Hua was about to take action, she saw the Herrscher of Knowledge rolling on the ground laughing so hard that tears even streamed down her face.
"Old fogey, I never thought you'd end up like this! Hahahaha~"
Shih-lu said this was his happiest day, as he was able to witness the old-fashioned person make a fool of himself.
"Oh? Herald of Knowledge, what are you laughing at?"
"Is that even a question? Of course, we're laughing at the old fogies!"
Shout!
Xingyue clicked her tongue and scanned Shilu's barren chest with disgust.
Then she pointed to the stairs and said in a serious tone...
"Excuse me, this is the girls' dormitory, a place for girls to play around. Boys, please turn left and go to the island."
Chapter Thirty-Two: The Confident Night Owl
"You...you, you bastard, go to hell."
Shi Lu paused for a moment, but couldn't think of any insults to express her feelings at that moment.
The old-fashioned guy is flat-chested, and she's even mistaken for a boy, so... doesn't that mean she's even more pathetic than the old-fashioned guy?
A surge of anger welled up inside her, and the feeling of being suffocated made it hard for her to breathe. She really couldn't help but want to tear Xingyue to pieces.
But as soon as she stepped forward, before she could do anything, she was struck down to the ground by an indistinct phantom.
Realizing what was happening, Shi Lu struggled to lift her head, only to see a girl with jewel-like eyes looking at her with disdain, shaking her index finger.
"Ah~"
At that moment, Shilu felt a tremendous sense of shame and frustration.
But at the same time, she realized that she was no match for him and was completely helpless...
Shi Lu rolled his eyes and fainted on the spot.
I was so angry that I fainted.
Fu Hua looked at the pitiful girl on the ground and gently shook her head and sighed.
Another child harmed by this talk-no-jutsu Honkai Beast.
Despite her regrets, Fu Hua easily entered Shi Lu's body and seized control of it while Shi Lu was unconscious.
As he observed his body recovering from its old injuries, some long-forgotten memories began to flood back into his mind.
Seeing this, Xingyue smiled.
"How does it feel to be back in top form?"
"Could it be that you... you did this on purpose?"
The girl's matter-of-fact attitude made Fu Hua suspect that the other girl had deliberately made Shi Lü faint so that she could take this opportunity to gain control of the body.
As Xingyue silently nodded, Fu Hua became even more certain of her guess.
It seems that she is not as bad as imagined, but rather someone who is shrewd and calculating, doing things on the surface but actually having other purposes behind the scenes.
"Sigh~"
Upon thinking about it, Fu Hua gasped.
That's terrifying! Possessing immense strength and such high intelligence, how could humanity possibly defeat such a monster if it were an enemy?
Fu Hua couldn't help but think in that direction.
However, Xingyue didn't give her a chance to continue thinking, waving her hand and saying...
"Alright, Fu Hua, I won't keep you any longer. You can go now! In a few days, I'll create the Herrscher of Knowledge's body, so you won't have to share a body with her."
The Herrscher of the Sea had already given Fu Hua the order to leave, and the latter had no intention of staying, so she quickly left after thanking him.
There's nothing left to linger here. Those who wanted to be saved have been let go, and those who were meant to be won over by this guy have already been won over. From now on, no one will dare to covet the gem anymore.
After watching Fu Hua leave, Xingyue returned to her room and looked at Wendy playing games inside. She clenched her fists and secretly resolved to get back at Wendy for what she had lost.
She quietly approached Wendy from behind, while the green-haired girl glanced to the side but didn't seem to notice, continuing to stare at the screen.
Suddenly, a pair of icy hands covered the girl's eyes, and a Finnish fragrance wafted from the palms into her nostrils.
Wendy, did you miss me?
"cut!"
Wendy simply slapped Xingyue Baizhe's hand away and then stopped the game.
"Why would I miss you? Didn't you go flirting with other girls again? You scumbag..."
Wendy grumbled, seemingly with a hint of resentment.
“No, no, no!”
Xingyue leaned on Wendy's soft, fragrant shoulder and gently blew on the green-haired girl's cheek, giving her a ticklish sensation.
"Right now, you're the only one responding to my feelings, aren't you?"
"So you're the one I like the most..."
Upon hearing this, Wendy immediately glanced at the frilly-haired girl with a suspicious look and questioned her.
"Really?"
"real."
As she spoke, Xingyue gave Wendy a kiss on the cheek with a smile, causing the other girl's pretty face to blush.
Tsk tsk, now I guess I've regained my status, right?
But before she could even feel happy, things started to go wrong.
Wendy's blush deepened, and her panting grew faster.
The green-haired girl suddenly turned around, gently stroking the face of the Herrscher of the Sea, her eyes seemingly filled with hearts, and said affectionately.
"Me too. I hope that the stars and moon will always belong to me alone. You are my only support and the only person I can trust."
With a thud, Wendy plopped onto the soft blue bed, then began to coyly unbutton her coat...
Xingyue suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem and hurriedly waved her hands.
"Hey! What do you want to do?"
"What?"
Wendy didn't stop what she was doing, with an expression that seemed perfectly natural.
"Of course we'll do it, things only lovers do. That way, even if there are other people in the future, your body will still bear my mark."
"this…."
Before she finished speaking, Wendy had finished all the preparations and was lying on the bed in a good position.
"Come on! You go first."
"I……"
Xingyue kept backing away, her gaze occasionally drifting towards the doorway.
Her body is currently occupied by the most critical core components; if something like that were to happen...
Seeing Xingyue retreating, Wendy gave her a look of disdain.
That expression was as if to say, "You useless thing."
She then snorted coldly, covered herself with the blanket, and got dressed.
Seeing this, Xingyue patted her chest and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Of course, a strange sense of anticipation inexplicably arose in her heart; she also really wanted to experience that feeling of being a girl.
The kind of experience I couldn't try in my past life.
However, the moment she relaxed, the green-haired girl suddenly revealed a cunning look in her eyes and pulled her into the bed when she was not paying attention.
Mmm~ Mmm~
At first, there was a lot of noise inside the blanket, but as time went on, it gradually subsided...
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