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"Yosh! Telling kids about the extra lives in Contra can greatly increase their affection for their father? I'm so excited!"
"This is excellent news. Combined with the information we obtained last time, we can pass it on to the chosen ones of our beacon nation all at once."
"President, Congress has unanimously approved the message, and we can now pass it on to the chosen ones of our Kimchi Empire!"
Just as this message was being relayed by various countries.
Sun Wei, who was taking a nap upstairs, came downstairs.
She immediately spotted her three daughters playing video games around the TV in the living room.
Even Jiang Xiao, their father, played with them?!
"Jiang Xiao! What's going on?! How can you be such a father? Playing video games with your daughter?!"
The three little girls immediately dropped the controller and stood at attention, looking down at their toes in the classic pose.
Jiang Xiao waved the controller at Sun Wei.
"What's wrong with playing video games? We just had a lot of fun, and it's good to relax every now and then. Besides..."
"Wrong sense!"
Sun Wei interrupted Jiang Xiao.
"What kind of father is like you! You're wasting your time. Wouldn't it be better if you used that time to teach them some basic addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division?!"
Sun Wei's eyes were already red, and terrifying blood-red stripes appeared on her face, her entire face twitching uncontrollably.
“These are things the teachers teach. As parents, we should put our children’s happiness first. Shi Shi and the others haven’t even gone to kindergarten yet, why should they be tortured by learning in advance?”
"Playing video games is addictive! Playing video games is wrong!"
"All recreational activities are addictive. Did you never jump rope, throw beanbags, play hopscotch, or play tag when you were a kid? Did you never play shuttlecock or cat's cradle?"
“I think the essence of games is the same. Although video games are highly addictive, as a father, I am confident that I can prevent Shi Shi and the others from becoming addicted to them.”
These words left Sun Wei speechless.
Even the live stream was silenced.
My God, Jiang Xiao doesn't look like a lunatic at all anymore.
His logic is clear, and his speech is articulate. He speaks these little words really well!
Unable to argue with Jiang Xiao any further, Sun Wei decided not to continue arguing with him!
"Wrong sense!"
‘Crack! ’
Sun Wei's sudden and decisive victory caught everyone off guard.
Jiang Xiao, who had been facing away from his daughters, now faced them instead.
"dad!!!"
Shi Shi cried out in anguish; her beloved father's neck had been broken.
Tears welled up in Bai Yi and Mu Xitang's big eyes, and their pink little hands were clenched so tightly they turned white.
"Mom, why did you kill Dad? We promised we wouldn't get addicted to video games, sob sob!"
"Waaah!! Mommy! I want you to give Daddy back to us! Give him back to us!! Waaah!"
"Dad also promised to take us to play house, and we're going to draw chubby Saemon manga together."
"Mom, why did you kill our beloved dad?"
Chapter 33 Conquering Sun Wei
She was stunned when she saw that her three daughters wanted her to compensate their father.
"This is...this is a bad father, it's better that he's dead!"
Bai Yi sniffled. She'd been a daughter for so long. Didn't they know whether Jiang Xiao was a good father or not?
"Now wipe away your tears! I'll eat anyone who cries again! Shi Shi, go cut up Dad's thigh."
Shi Shi was unwilling to move; her icy heart had finally felt a sliver of warmth and joy.
But her mother put it out herself!
"Shi Shi! You dare disobey your mother?!"
Sun Wei's eyes began to redden; she felt her authority being challenged time and again!
Bai Yi and Mu Xitang wanted to persuade Shi Shi to listen to them.
However, Shi Shi faced Sun Wei's pressure without any fear and showed no intention of obeying.
I really love Shi Shi, I especially love how stubborn she is now!
You won't be able to love her anymore once she crushes your heart.
[Uh, everyone? Aren't you worried about us being invaded by something strange?]
[Hey newbie, our screens aren't even black yet, what's with the pink bubble teapot?]
The fact that the live stream room in China hasn't gone black only means one thing.
That means Jiang Xiao is still alive and well.
Shi Shi's unmoved attitude infuriated Sun Wei.
"Good! Very good! It's been a long time since anyone dared to provoke me! It seems necessary to kill another daughter today to solidify my reputation!"
"The big-butt auntie with a three-layered belly is back again! Listen to me, Patrick thinks you're doing something wrong!"
Ok?
Sun Wei froze, then turned to look at Jiang Xiao in disbelief.
Σ(っ°Д°;)っ王德发?
The latter's head was moving at an eerie 180-degree angle, as if it were talking to itself.
Moreover, the degree of neck twisting is slowly recovering.
It's just that look in her eyes.
Why are you acting like an idiot?
[S-Rank Passive Skill: Regeneration]
You will possess the same incredible regenerative abilities as Patrick Star, but this might cause you to inadvertently utter some Patrick-like slang.
Shi Shi was the first to react, and she jumped up and hugged Jiang Xiao.
"Dad! Are you alright!"
Jiang Xiao stared blankly at Sun Wei.
“Oh, of course I’m fine. I’ve always been good. You know, everyone makes mistakes, so people put erasers on the other end of pencils. I think you understand what I mean. Mom made a mistake.”
Bai Yi and Mu Xitang hesitated for a moment, then stood next to Jiang Xiao.
Clearly, the current situation is 4v1.
It looks like a major family feud is about to erupt.
Even the big yellow dog that had been pretending to be dead in the backyard ran to Jiang Xiao's feet and bared its teeth at Sun Wei.
Is it considered 4.5v1?
Is everyone working against themselves?
This feeling of being abandoned by everyone left Sun Wei feeling empty inside.
Did I do something wrong?
But this self-doubt only lasted for a moment before it was consumed by the flames of anger.
"You guys...you don't actually think you can take me down just because there are more of you, do you? Heh, heh heh, wahahahahaha."
As Sun Wei laughed wildly, her mouth opened to a terrifying extent, like a python's!
"Hahahaha, is this dad's talent immortality? Or regeneration? It doesn't matter anyway! Because today I'm going to eat you alive! Let's see if you survive!!"
Eat them alive?!
"Hey! You big-mouthed viperous old hag, I will not yield to you! Don't you dare come any closer!"
Upon hearing that he was going to be eaten alive, Shinnosuke Nohara's will immediately vanished.
Jiang Xiao also regained control of the body from Boss Pai.
He couldn't let Pai Zong act unilaterally.
Although this pink starfish is grotesque, who knows if it can recover after being eaten alive?
"Honey, please wait!"
Sun Wei stopped, her face cold.
She wanted to see what this father would say when he was about to die.