I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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Just because Jiang Xiao turned it into a comedy doesn't mean we should ignore the eerie elements inside!

【I don't care, it's weird, so be it! Even if it drains me dry, I'd be willing to let it suck me to death!】

[The guy upstairs is absolutely right!]

It's not that they lacked willpower; the blame lies with the ancients.

As the ancients said, "To die beneath the peony blossoms is to die a romantic death."

Yes, that's right, it's Lai Guren!

"Hey bro, come here and give me a shoulder massage, okay?"

Yao Han applied her lipstick while turning her body slightly to the side.

The already slightly loose cheongsam slipped off her shoulders.

Her smooth shoulders, along with a delicate collarbone, were fully exposed.

Park Do-gwi, the chosen one of South Korea, stared wide-eyed.

His eyes were already aroused by her jade-like shoulders, not to mention her alluring collarbone.

But reason told him he couldn't.

How could such a good thing happen in a world of strange and uncanny rules?

"Little brother? Don't you like your little sister acting like this?"

Seeing that Park Do-gwi did not react, Yao Han leaned forward slightly.

This pose allows the fabric at the chest to slip down a few inches, revealing the pinkish-white bodice embroidered with lotus flowers underneath.

Ah, damn it.

How can there be such an exquisitely beautiful Korean woman in the world?!

稳住

But she came under a trick, and I must keep things stable for the sake of the Great Kimchi Empire!

Park Do-gwi suppressed his burning desire, but his eyes were fixed on Yao Han, unable to look away.

After the woman in front of the dressing table playfully licked her upper lip with her pink tongue.

Park Do-gwi really couldn't hold on any longer; the situation was now completely unbearable!

If he weren't worried about his own life, he would definitely have rushed forward without hesitation!

I saw the man in front of me whose calves were shaking.

Yao Han gave him a mischievous chuckle.

"Alright, alright, sister, I was just kidding. Look how scared you are, you pathetic little thing."

One second she was an extremely charming woman.

Will she transform into a playful older sister in the next second?

This sudden contrast startled Park Do-gwi.

Then her body relaxed, and at least Yao Han looked relatively normal.

"Annyeonghaseyo, Sister Yao Han, this is the dinner I've prepared especially for you!"

Yao Han sighed and said with a hint of helplessness.

"You're so stupid! Can't you see I'm putting on makeup? How am I supposed to eat? You have no sense of propriety at all."

Park Do-gye blushed. In the outside world, where would he find an older sister of this caliber to joke and chat with?

"Okay, then I can wait a little longer."

"Okay~"

Just as Yao Han was about to turn around and continue applying makeup, her eyes suddenly lit up.

"Oh, right! Why don't you feed me? I can put on makeup while you feed me, so we won't both get in the way?"

"what?"

Park Do-gwi was taken aback.

"Oh dear, what are you 'oh' for! Don't you have to rush to deliver food to other people? Hurry up!"

"Okay, then."

Park Do-gyi isn't too scared now.

It was her request, wasn't it?

Besides, I was just feeding her, not sleeping with her.

This way, they could have close contact while avoiding being killed.

They've made an incredible fortune!

"Hurry, hurry, I'm starving!"

Looking at Yao Han, who was opening her pink little mouth and waiting for him to feed her.

Park Do-gwi felt a heat inside his nasal cavity.

(°°)

"Hey? Your nose is bleeding?"

"Mianne! No, it's nothing, just a bit of a sore throat. Kuku's been having a sore throat lately!"

Park Do-gwi, his legs trembling, approached Yao Han and picked up a piece of grilled meat, just about to put it in her mouth.

Unexpectedly, Yao Han frowned and interrupted him.

"Hey, I'm sitting, why are you standing? You look really intimidating looking down at me!"

Yo ~

Is this pretty lady getting a little temperamental?

Despite being teased and scolded like that, Park Do-gyu felt no pressure and even had the mind to joke with her.

"How about I sit too? I can sit on your lap, that's fine too~"

"Pah! You dare to flirt with your older sister? If anyone's going to sit, it'll be me sitting on your lap! Or... or you can kneel down and feed me, okay?"

kneel down?

Park Do-gi swallowed.

She was just being cute and playful.

Why are they suddenly going for this queen-like, mature woman style again?

If you keep going back and forth like this, I really can't take it anymore!

A stunningly beautiful woman, her cheongsam half-undone, sat gracefully in front of her dressing table.

He had to kneel on the ground like an animal and feed her.

Yao Han: (*ω) "What's wrong? Is the little brother unwilling? If he's not willing, then so be it."

"It'll freeze! No, no, no, I, I'm willing, I'm more than willing!"

Park Do-gwi knelt down directly next to Yao Han.

He was just a head shorter than Yao Han, so when feeding her, he had to tilt his head back to hold up the chopsticks.

Yao Han looked down at Park Daogui, a tempting blush quickly spreading across her face.

"Hehe, you look like a lowly sly hook now."

The more Yao Han said that, the more dopamine Park Daogui's twisted mind secreted.

right.

阿西

I am Xiu Gou, a beast.

Please, Lord Yao Han, be sure to thoroughly ravage my South Korea!

"Could you help me take off my shoes? I've been wearing them all day, and they're so tight!"

uh~

How could I possibly have such an honor?

Is this not good?

Despite thinking it was inappropriate, Park Do-gwi still held Yao Han's delicate feet, which were clad in small black leather shoes.

So small~

It fits perfectly in your hand.

Those old ladies' feet are so lame when they make kimchi!

With a gentle pull, the shoes came off.