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I don't intend to eat you, but that's no reason for you to take advantage of me!
"You want me to tell you a story? Ha! You're such a moron! A complete idiot! Want another story? Maybe in your next life."
"Yes, I want to hear more stories. When can you start?"
Jiang Xiao looked at Yao Han, who was talking to herself, with a puzzled expression.
With his current intelligence, it is indeed a bit difficult for him to understand what Yao Han meant.
???
Is my swordsmanship really that bad?
Yao Han stiffly turned her head to look at Jiang Xiao on the bed.
Her smile then froze instantly.
isn't it?
Holy crap, are you kidding me?!
His swordsmanship was flawless.
Jiang Xiao was indeed broken into two pieces.
just
But this thing doesn't seem to feel anything at all.
He was grinning like an idiot at himself!
etc.
Before Yao Han could even recover from her shock...
There were two Jiang Xiaos on the bed.
There was even an extra set of limp, entrails lying on the bed.
"Can I tell the story now?"
"If you don't know how, then just pretend I didn't say anything. You don't have that skill."
"Oh my god, this isn't good. What will my mom say if she finds out? My sister found out too?"
"Oh wait, you don't have a sister."
"If the bank—I mean, if your shoes are ugly or your hair is ugly—I'd still like to hear the story."
'Snapped! '
Yao Han raised her hand and gave herself a big slap.
Ouch, it hurts so much.
It's confirmed that it wasn't a dream.
The scene before her eyes caused her CPU to start smoking.
This doesn't make sense, how could there be such a script?
The two Jiang Xiaos on the bed were still asking and answering each other.
"I mean, if you call SpongeBob over, he'll definitely be willing to tell me a story."
"He is my best friend, and we are also the best neighbors."
"No, no, no, you're wrong! You forgot there's Squidward's house between SpongeBob's and SpongeBob's house!"
"Squidward? Who's that, I think?"
"I think this story begins with Song Jiang being forced to go to Mount Emei."
"Oh! I know Squidward, the protagonist of Journey to the West. He's the one who shared pears at seven, smashed the water jar at nine, disguised himself as a man to join the army in place of his father at twelve, and at thirty he tearfully beheaded Lü Bu and cleverly captured Flower Fruit Mountain!"
"That's right, Li Mochou is quite beautiful, but Song Jiang definitely can't swallow the fact that she seduced the Immortal Lord Taibai."
"Therefore, Lin Daiyu must bear the main responsibility for this matter!"
"Mr. Krabs bears secondary responsibility!"
Oh my god.
The two of them, their minds seemingly glued together, sang in unison and completely won over Yao Han.
"Stop, stop, stop! It's a story, a story, okay? I'll tell it! I'll tell it, alright?"
Right now, no matter what, Yao Han just wants to get rid of those two idiots!
Legend has it that in ancient times, there weren't ten suns in the sky like there are now.
Jiang Xiao interrupted Yao Han.
"Wait! Where is the ancient times? And why does the legend say we should stay in the ancient times?!"
"Because of legend. Because..."
hiss.
Yao Han frowned. Why would a legend be set in ancient times?
Etc., etc!
I've been driven to the brink of mental instability by this big idiot.
"No, no, it's an ancient legend."
"Where was that ancient time? And why is there a legend about it?"
Another Jiang Xiao posed a soul-searching question.
"Shut up! Ignore it, just listen!"
After much effort, Yao Han finally finished telling the stories of Hou Yi shooting down the suns and Chang'e flying to the moon.
The extra Jiang Xiao had long since disappeared.
"Okay, I've finished talking. I'm begging you, hurry up and go to the next place to cause trouble."
"That's strange. If Hou Yi could shoot down the sun, why didn't he shoot down the moon? That way he could be with Chang'e every day!"
Yao Han:
"Brother, can you please stop? Please, stop asking! I'll do anything you want, just stop asking these brain-dead questions! I can't answer them, I really can't!"
Seriously, I'm not kidding, please have mercy.
Yao Han: (mouth)
Although it's only three chapters, it's quite long, probably around 11,000 words.
Chapter 96, the third room is Hatsune Miku!
Seeing Jiang Xiao's wise eyes staring intently at him.
Yao Han knew that if she didn't give an explanation, this mentally ill person would most likely not give up.
"Perhaps, perhaps it's because the moon is smaller, or perhaps the moon is farther away, that Hou Yi couldn't shoot it?"
This explanation of cerebral palsy was given by Yao Han, who had to bite the bullet.
Anyway, this administrator is an idiot, so he should be able to get away with just a quick fix, right?
But now Jiang Xiao is not stupid at all; on the contrary, he is frighteningly clever.
"Do you think I'm stupid? The average distance between the Earth and the Moon is 384400 kilometers, while the average distance between the Earth and the Sun is about 149597870 kilometers. Buddy, which one do you think is farther?"
"As for size, it's laughable. In terms of mass, one sun is about 2700 million moons. In terms of diameter, the sun is equal to 109 Earths and 400 moons."
"So, ma'am, I don't agree with your clumsy explanation. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. You're too naive. Some things are fine to fool yourself, but don't try to fool me, Dr. Patrick Star and Professor."
Yao Han:
(Benefits|||)
A generous gift crab!
Yao Han barely managed to catch her breath.
No way, are you messing with me from behind?
Why is it so tiring to talk to him?
"Okay, okay, I don't understand. I'm stupid, you big idiot. I pretended to know what I didn't, it's all my fault. If you're so smart, why did you ask me? You're the genius Dr. Patrick Star and Professor!"
"Of course I know!"
Jiang Xiao said decisively, his whole being radiating confidence and wisdom.
"Because shooting down nine suns in a row is much easier than shooting down one for a month!"
What?
What kind of genius (or rather, ridiculous) explanation is this?
Yao Han was completely bewildered; she couldn't understand it at all.