I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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Chapter 99 Jiang Xiao's Talent Revealed?

Jiang Xiao impatiently called out towards the door.

There's only a little bit of food left in the porcelain basin, so we have to respond to the call and implement the "Clean Plate Campaign"!

"It's me, Lao Wang. Uh, what about those ten you mentioned? Hurry up."

The person knocking on the door was none other than the perverted old man, Wang, from the first room.

However, Old Wang looked somewhat surprised at this moment.

He knocked on the door to interrupt the mute man's "operation" and to plead for mercy so that the man with the broken tongue would spare this chosen one for the day.

Not to mention that this administrator is a kindred spirit with the same tastes and hobbies as me.

Those ten films alone are enough to warrant Old Wang's intervention.

After all, if Jiang Xiao were killed by the tongue-severing, I wouldn't be able to watch even one of the ten!

But it seems that this kid has not only entered the room of the old germaphobe with the broken tongue.

And judging from his voice, he seems quite energetic?

"Admin, how are you doing now? Otherwise I'll be late, I've been holding back for so long."

Well, what a missed opportunity! It seems this old guy really has reached his limit.

Jiang Xiao snorted coldly and put down the large iron ladle in his hand with displeasure.

"Hmph, you're lucky today. I have things to do!"

I've hit the jackpot!

With a lump in his throat, the man, a grown man, felt a pang of sympathy and tears welled up in his eyes.

This is the worst bad luck I've ever had in thirty years!

This manager is no silver, and what he's digging isn't silver either!

I've committed countless evils in my life, but now that I'm in your hands, let's be honest and call it even.

Jiang Xiao opened the door, and standing outside was an old man with a fawning and surprised expression.

"Young man, take a look at those ten movies."

"Don't rush me, I know what I'm doing. Go back now, I'll find some resources to return your phone tonight."

I saw the old man craning his neck, trying to peek inside.

With a 'bang'!

Jiang Xiao slammed the door shut without any hesitation and gave the old man a bright, sparkling look.

(°°) "Hehehe, what's so interesting about the room? It's all just a killjoy."

The old man thought about it again and realized that it made sense. Nothing in the world could compare to his urgent need to relieve his pent-up desires.

The administrator is right; watching that old-fashioned, perverted man with the broken tongue at this crucial moment is indeed a downer.

"Goose Box, I understand, I understand! You really know a lot, bro, goose box, goose box box~"

The two looked at each other and said nothing.

()(‵)

"Alright, then this old codger will go back to his room and wait for your news!"

"Please take your time, I'll get everything ready for you right away!"

After saying goodbye to the old man, Jiang Xiao returned to his room.

It's just resources~

He's an expert!

Those countless URLs that he looked at, deleted, and searched for again have left a deep imprint on his mind.

The actions of the old man and the young man left the viewers in the live stream completely baffled.

[I actually saw a sense of friendship between them despite their age difference?]

【Otherwise what? Do you only have a normal conversation if Jiang Xiao uses karate?】

The old man probably came to save Jiang Xiao for the sake of the film, but little did he know that he would inadvertently save the man with the severed tongue.

[Just asking, is Jiang Xiao's karate really that amazing?]

You think Patrick Star could single-handedly destroy the entire Bikini Bottom?!

"Dude, are you crazy? We're asking about Jiang Xiao's karate, not Patrick Star's karate."

Director Wang led the experts into the conference hall.

"Everyone, you all saw Jiang Xiao's performance just now, right? That outrageous karate?"

Everyone nodded; it was indeed outrageous.

But since it's all Jiang Xiao, even the most outrageous things seem reasonable now.

They didn't understand why Director Wang had called them to a meeting in the middle of the night.

Director Wang gave everyone present a wicked smile.

"Hehe, to be honest, I watched the entire SpongeBob SquarePants series at 4x speed."

Everyone:? ? ?

Not

Is there any necessary connection between this and inviting us to a meeting?

Could it be that you rushed to call us here for a meeting late at night just to announce that you've watched the entire SpongeBob SquarePants series?

"What? What's with that look? Don't you believe me? Or should I show you the viewing time?"

Below, a hot-blooded young man grumbled in bewilderment.

"Director Wang, so what if I've finished reading it? Should I give you an award?"

"Hey kid, what's with this attitude? You think it's that easy to finish reading this?"

"How difficult is it?"

Seeing the confusion on everyone's faces, Director Wang continued.

"Okay, let's put it this way: after watching the entire SpongeBob SquarePants series, I feel that Jiang Xiao's actions are more than just a simple cosplay of Patrick Star."

"I just asked Master Chen, a master of Chinese martial arts. Although Jiang Xiao only made two moves, he displayed the style of a karate master!"

"Director Wang, please stop beating around the bush. Jiang Xiao is mentally ill; it's not surprising that he would do anything."

Director Wang nodded.

“That’s right, that’s what I thought before too. Since he’s mentally ill, we can just attribute all the irrationality to his illness and make it seem reasonable.”

After a pause, Director Wang, who was usually very kind to his colleagues, became unusually serious in his tone.

"Jiang Xiao is living in the bizarre world... uh, he lives in the bizarre world, and we outside are just going to do nothing?"

Director Wang originally wanted to say that Jiang Xiao was struggling to survive or fighting to the death in a bizarre world.

But considering Jiang Xiao's behavior, it's really hard to say anything; all I can say is "living."

What's wrong with being indifferent?

We can't really be of any help, can we?

It's not that these people don't care about Jiang Xiao; from the beginning, they were watching Jiang Xiao's live stream around the clock.

They continuously analyzed Jiang Xiao's domineering and abnormal aspects, including the severity of his mental illness.

But they eventually gave up.

For no other reason than that they had developed a blind confidence in Jiang Xiao.

This kid has never disappointed.

I just hope the weirdness doesn't drive him crazy.

Wang Ju sighed.

"Okay, the reason I called everyone here today is to talk about something I just discovered."

"what?"

"This kid's talent doesn't seem to be immortality; it's more like..."

"A very sophisticated imitation?"

An older professor below picked up where Director Wang left off.

“That’s right, Elder Chong is right. We always subconsciously categorized his behavior as ‘schizophrenia,’ but now it seems we were all wrong.”

"Alright! Director Wang, stop talking!" Elder Chong interrupted Director Wang.

Everyone present was intelligent, and they could probably guess what was going on after Director Wang mentioned it.

But it would be impolite to investigate further!