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As for Jiang Xiao
"You can't cook anymore!"
"I second that, manager, please put down your spoon."
"If you keep doing this, we'll all starve!"
"Uncle, Xiaoran didn't eat last night. Could you please not cook? Xiaoran is scared."
Jiang Xiao held his iron spoon, his eyes filled with a determination as if he were about to join the Party.
"No way! It's my duty to cook for you, just like SpongeBob makes Krabby Patties for Mr. Krabs. I have to keep doing it."
Everyone in the hall has arrived.
Aunt Xiu, He Menghan, Lao Mu, and Xiao Ran all voiced their protests.
Xiaoqing didn't speak, and it was unclear what she was thinking.
The man with the gold-rimmed glasses sat timidly in the corner of the sofa, not daring to utter a sound.
However, he did not remind others of Jiang Xiao's strength.
Made.
Having had a terrible night, he naturally wanted to see others suffer as well.
Otherwise, how could I possibly find peace of mind?
Because I had been caught in the rain, I wanted to tear someone else's umbrella to shreds.
Only when everyone gets tormented by this perverted administrator can A-Zhi feel at peace.
However, He Menghan and her friends are not fools.
They were startled when they saw Jiang Xiao working energetically in the kitchen today.
How did he survive last night at the hands of those three people upstairs?
That's a sure-fire way to die!
Based on this alone, He Menghan and her ilk dared not make any rash moves against him.
Several people tried their best to persuade him to put down the spoon.
This stupid manager insisted on saying something about learning from SpongeBob SquarePants.
It disgusted everyone.
In the end, He Menghan couldn't hold back and lost her temper first.
"Is it absolutely necessary for you to cook this meal?!"
"I think that's how it is. Don't even think about taking away my right to work. This is blatant exploitation of me, Jiang Daxing!"
Everyone:? ? ?
Did we fucking exploit you?
Without a doubt, an administrator with this mentality is practically a born capitalist.
"Administrator, do you not understand what 'exploitation' and 'exploitation' really mean?"
As soon as Aunt Xiu said that, Jiang Xiao immediately became unhappy!
"What do you mean? Are you questioning Dr. Patrick Star and Professor Patrick's exceptionally high intelligence?"
It's confused everyone.
Aunt Xiu frowned, feeling that this fool's intelligence was constantly pushing the boundaries of her understanding of what a fool could be.
He then gave a cold laugh and retorted to Jiang Xiao.
"It's not that we're questioning your intelligence, it's just that we're too stupid to understand what you mean. Could you please explain it to us, Doctor?"
"Hmm, of course that's possible~"
Jiang Xiao touched his chin and turned into a deep, serious mode.
“Exploitation and exploitation, aren’t they just exploitation and exploitation? They’re like the fruit Lin Daiyu brought when she visited Zhuge Liang’s thatched cottage three times – two unrelated things that seem accidental, yet they are also inevitable.”
Ok?
What does what this guy is talking about have to do with exploitation or oppression?
"Of course, this issue can also be discussed from the perspective of aerospace. After all, the fact that they are going in opposite directions is the main reason why the Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn are at odds. If the mantis and the weaver girl hadn't committed a forbidden love that crossed species, would Fahai have been able to control the floods by Yu the Great wielding his golden cudgel and drawing pi?"
Here
I can understand each word individually, but why do they become incomprehensible when put together?
The CPU seems to be struggling to handle the load.
"Mom, didn't you say that Yu the Great controlled the floods by diverting the river water to the Yellow Sea? Why did the administrator say that he controlled Fahai? And what is Yu the Great's golden cudgel?"
Xiao Ran's bright eyes held a great deal of doubt.
"Because, because Fahai is..."
Etc., etc!
Aunt Xiu shook her head vigorously.
What kind of bullshit are you talking about?
He's clearly spouting complete nonsense, yet he can talk about it with such conviction?
Meanwhile, Jiang Xiao continued to ramble on, explaining to everyone what "oppression" and "exploitation" meant.
"Having discussed the modern era, we can also talk about the ancient one. According to the explanation in the 'Standards for Being a Good Student and Child,' it is entirely possible to train eagles to capture drones in the high sky. In short, because a black hole is not a hole and Hawking is not gold, when Granny Liu the Black Whirlwind visited the Flowing Sand River three times, she could not effectively restrain Liu Bei the White Streak in the Waves at the bottom of the river."
Everyone:.
They were actually listening attentively just now.
This guy seems to be talking complete nonsense!
Old Mu's lips twitched.
"This little word 'ni' (腻) is truly something that Xiao's mother has been using to describe herself, one after another!"
"Hehehe~"
He Menghan sneered twice, and the others tacitly made room for the two of them.
"You need to know where you are right now, stop playing dumb! You're mentally ill, say it again, are you sure you want to cook this meal?"
"Yes, that's right, I think I should think that way."
A wise look in his eyes, a kind and honest tone in his voice.
It's like he's constantly teetering on the edge of He Menghan's rage.
"Kid, don't think you're something special just because you survived those three. Do you even know how to write the word 'death'?"
He Menghan is ready to take action.
If that idiot dares to say another word, I'll definitely kill him!
"Who do you think you are! Of course I know how to write the word 'death'!"
Jiang Xiao said proudly.
Everyone:? ? ?
He Menghan felt a sudden darkness before her eyes, and the murderous aura she had been building up was instantly shattered by this mentally ill person.
No?
What's with the way you look so proud?!
"In the Modern Chinese Dictionary, the character '死' is on page 1291. In the 1998 revised edition of the Xinhua Dictionary, the character '死' is on page 463 in the lower right corner. The character '死' has 6 strokes, and the stroke order is: horizontal, left-falling stroke, horizontal-left-falling stroke/horizontal hook, dot, left-falling stroke, vertical hook."
Wang Defa?
OK OK.
That indiscriminate knife stab really opened everyone's eyes!
Buddy?
How could you give such a wise answer with such a wise tone?
He Menghan felt that her anger level was in a state of neither rising nor falling.
I was only halfway to getting tough when all the anger I'd been building up was abruptly cut off!
It's like being halfway through launching a rocket when a friend walks in and interrupts the launch process.
I feel so awful!
"How about I make breakfast? And let Professor Patrick Star taste it? After all, it's not really appropriate for the professor to cook for himself, don't you think?"
Aunt Xiu tried to say it.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Xiao, who had been incredibly stubborn just moments before, immediately agreed!
"Okay, but I'm not someone who can be easily dismissed. Your cooking skills can't be worse than mine."