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I just swiped around a few times.
Jiang Xiao only gave up after confirming that all the other apps had pixelated icons and couldn't be opened.
Fine, Jiang Xiao called Mu Xitang over and tossed her the phone to play with.
"My daughter is quite popular?"
Seeing Mu Xitang being surrounded and fed by a large group of "aunties," Jiang Xiao couldn't help but smile.
The veteran leaders smiled helplessly.
This kid becomes so normal when he sees his daughter?
Now why don't you mention how many green hats the spring breeze has given to the south bank of the Yangtze River?
Is your daughter related to you by blood?
"Of course she's popular! Your Xiaoxitang already has 20 million fans!"
An "aunt" who had successfully taken a cute photo of Mu Xitang sat down next to Jiang Xiao excitedly and started editing the picture.
But after opening seven or eight photo editing apps, I still didn't know where to start.
The little pink-haired girl is so cute!
Even the simplest skin smoothing and face slimming effects are unnecessary.
Real: Cute anime girls from 2D comics have come to life!
"You spread her information?"
Seeing Jiang Xiao's slight dissatisfaction, Chief Li patted his chest and assured him.
"Don't worry! You don't need to worry about the little pink-haired girl's safety at all. If anything happens to her, we old men will cut off our heads and let you use them as a football!"
“Yes, Jiang Xiao, you don’t want to keep Mu Xitang hidden away, do you? She has to be exposed eventually, she has to come into contact with the outside world. Rather than waiting for others to discover and expose her in the future, why don’t we be more confident and take the initiative to show her off!”
"Yes, I don't think anything is more pride-inducing than this, showcasing our national power! You don't know, even the proud Americans bowed down this time! This cunning move only shows that we are far ahead!"
Well.
Jiang Xiao was speechless as he looked at the several old men whose faces were flushed with excitement.
He only knew that Mu Xitang was his concern, and that he had a reason to save her.
But they don't know what it means for a chosen one to bring out the natives from the strange tales of rules!
Shake the past!
Because of its importance, Mu Xitang's safety is of paramount importance to the Dragon Kingdom.
The education bureau has already started revising the textbooks.
Jiang Xiao may be the first "great man" in modern times to be written into textbooks while still alive.
"Wow, Jiang Shen, guess what the first post under Xiao Xitang's personal social media account is?"
The girl next to Jiang Xiao spoke up again.
"What?"
Jiang Xiao was also a little curious about what the outside world would say.
For example, would they worry that the pink-haired girl is weird and therefore reject or boycott her?
"The top comment is asking for a meeting and a photo; someone offered 2 yuan."
I lost it!
Our pink-haired girl became a little star in China the moment she was born?
But it seems that's indeed the case.
In some people's minds, any child who comes from abroad is considered more noble than a child from China.
Not to mention someone like Mu Xitang, who transcends worlds, races, and even dimensions.
This will definitely cause a frenzy among some people.
Jiang Xiao hadn't even had a chance to be happy for Mu Xitang yet.
The girl's next sentence completely stunned him.
"The second most popular comment is: I want to have a blonde-haired baby, three blonde-haired babies to rival Jiang Shen's three daughters. Uh, he also added a lewd smiley emoji at the end."
Jiang Xiao took the phone from the girl's hand with a dark expression.
I'll just say @#¥&!
The voice-to-text mode was activated on the spot.
His insults were so vulgar that even the telegraph monkey from Flower Fruit Mountain would have to learn a few tricks from Jiang Xiao.
He only returned the phone to the girl after he had vented his anger.
Uh?
The girl was stunned when she saw the large words on the screen.
[You violated the TikTok guidelines by making insulting and personally attacking comments.]
I lost it!
In just two minutes.
Get a 12-month ban/account suspension?!
"Mu Xitang, come and have dinner with your father."
"Hey! Come on!"
Mu Xitang broke through the layers of barriers imposed by her aunts and finally came to Jiang Xiao's side.
Hmm, she was still stubbornly holding onto two large meat buns that she didn't want to give up.
The meat buns in the military compound were so plentiful that Jiang Xiao could only show off three at most.
He still doesn't know how Mu Xitang managed to eat eight in one go.
"Um, Daddy, all those aunties like to pinch me."
Mu Xitang rubbed her face, which was a little sore from being pinched.
"It's okay, this is just their way of showing that they like you."
Jiang Xiao couldn't help but rub it too.
After finishing, he seemed to remember something and continued speaking to Mu Xitang.
"By the way, is it true that only your aunt knows you can touch her?"
"Oh~"
"It's fine if you don't take it to heart," Jiang Xiao added.
"If any uncles, brothers, or even grandpas run into you, don't be polite! I'll teach you a set of Awei's Eighteen Styles later. If they see you, don't hesitate, just greet them!"
"Oh~"
Seeing Jiang Daxiao, the doting father, several old men nearby broke out in a cold sweat.
I think it's necessary to issue an announcement later.
No boy, no male creature, is allowed to come within two meters of Mu Xitang.
Otherwise, Kiel will not be able to cure it.
Some of the older leaders also looked quite grim.
We've already spoken, so why did you have to single out the words "old man"?
Besides them, who else is there in the courtyard among the old men?
We're not old wooden!
"Dad, I want to go with you to the next ghost story."
Mu Xitang casually munched on a steamed bun while stating her request.
Jiang Xiao froze, then stopped eating.
"no!"
"Then I'll tell Mom you're cheating on her!"
The pink-haired girl, who had been rejected, immediately bristled and pulled out her phone.
The first photo inside is of Yao Han crying with tears streaming down her face.
P.S.: I found a lovely girl from the Sichuan Conservatory of Music to voice Jiang Xiao. She should be able to voice every line Jiang Xiao says in the next dungeon. I'll show you a picture in the comments section, just to lighten the mood~
Next dungeon is here. Let's change the mood and take it easy, otherwise it'll be too tiring.
I apologize in advance; the update schedule will be slightly slower these next few days.
If the early stages of a story are poorly written, the later parts will look terrible.
Only when the groundwork is laid properly in the early stages will the later parts become more and more interesting.
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