I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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Yeah~

The prerequisite for passing this checkpoint is to complete Rule 1 and reach the Cathedral of Rome.

In the previous ghost stories, the maps were at least small, so Jiang Xiao could easily win by just messing around.

The current map is significantly larger, likely covering most of the city.

Do you expect Jiang Xiao to find the cathedral just by wandering around aimlessly?

Dream it.

If Jiang Xiao cannot be found within five days, will he be forever trapped in the legends, and will the Dragon Kingdom's challenge be deemed a failure?

Thinking of this, Chief Li broke out in a cold sweat.

Little pink-haired girl, thank goodness you're here!

Uh.

Although their guesses were mostly correct.

However, Jiang Xiao's emotional stability was not due to Mu Xitang's presence.

It's mainly because that's just Bao'er's nature.

Although it can be quite unreliable in some situations, it's incredibly reliable.

The comments section started to stir again when Jiang Xiao approached the cattle herd.

At first, they couldn't see clearly from a distance, but as they got closer, they realized that the herd of cattle seemed quite unusual.

Isn't this cow huge?

【Eh, I'm Naruto's younger brother, Uzumaki Mouth... cough, what did you say, "big"?】

Holy crap! I'm telling you, don't go too far, is this some kind of a cow, buddy?

[Whatever, I'm not only a foot fetishist, but also a Fu Rui fetishist! Honestly, tell me, aren't these cows beautiful?]

[Cough, I feel like Jiang Xiao is about to go crazy. Nobody understands Jiang Shen's episodic cycles better than me.]

That's right, he's been normal for so long now; judging by the time, his period of calm should have passed.

[You call it normal for him to believe a five-year-old girl's nonsense and go hoeing the ground?]

Relatively speaking, this kind of thing is quite normal for Jiang Shen.

Chapter 167 The Shameless Milk Thief

At this moment, Jiang Xiao had rapidly approached the herd of cows.

You can see it more clearly when you get closer.

It seems I was right.

Sure enough!

These cows are enormous; one is as big as three of the cows outside!

In particular, there is a big-horned cow occupying the most fertile part of the grass.

The enormous size swaying beneath her belly looked terrifying!

At the same time, its enormous size also proves that it is a legitimate cow.

This cow is twice the size of the other cows in the neighborhood, looking like a female bull demon!

Jiang Xiao could walk under its body and probably wouldn't even touch its belly.

Could this be the Queen of the Cows?

Moreover, the cow's fur looks very soft and shiny.

Just like the finest silk, it tends to reflect light when exposed to the sun.

Even the black and white colors on his body were distributed extremely symmetrically and evenly.

It stood in stark contrast to the surrounding mottled black and white cows.

That looks incredibly impressive!

at this time.

A strong, muscular bull strode up to the beautiful cow and began to lick her fur.

The other bulls on the path made way for it.

This bull is probably the biggest in the entire herd!

Its muscles bulge high all over its body; it could probably easily overturn a truck.

So, the one that's beautiful and big is the queen bull, and the one that's strong and muscular is the king bull?

"Brother Jiang Xiao, is there anything we can do to help you?"

The three bastards also followed, panting, and followed Jiang Xiao's example, crouching low and lying in ambush on the protruding spot.

Uh, just asking for help.

Jiang Xiao looked around and found that most of the cows were either grazing alone.

Or they could be a pair, like the king and queen of cattle.

"Yes, you guys help me distract the biggest bull."

"Okay, let me see how it goes."

Curly, who was only halfway through his sentence, was completely dumbfounded when he saw the herd of cattle.

Three people:

=(皿)卧━=()━擦!!!!

Three people:? ? ?

Seriously, buddy?

What you're saying is really just making things up; you just spout off without thinking.

We were just being polite with you, we never expected you really wanted to kill the three of us!

What's the difference between your actions and the Nine-Headed Insect making Benboerba eliminate Tang Sanzang and his disciples?

Do I have the ability to distract this bull that's like a small mountain?

If we had that kind of ability, why would we need to cling to your coattails?

We hadn't even gotten close yet, and that little cow could kick our fish roe out with one heel!

"Tsk!"

Looking at the three people who were dumbfounded, Jiang Xiao shook his head indifferently.

"Tch, you guys are no good at all, we still have to rely on me."

As the saying goes, even Tsinghua and Peking University graduates are no match for boldness; the bold get rich while the timid starve!

Since it was difficult to force a calf onto a cow, the smaller heifers became Jiang Xiao's targets.

I considered the distance between myself and the herd of cattle.

Jiang Xiao crouched down and slowly approached.

It's afternoon, and most of the bigfoot cows are lazily lying on the grass, basking in the sun with their eyes half-closed.

After surveying the area, Jiang Xiao spotted a cow lying completely on its side on the ground.

Because they are so big, if they stand up, the newborn calves cannot reach the milk.

Therefore, the cow can only be fed by lying on the ground.

In this case

Seizing the opportunity, Jiang Xiao swiftly slipped under the cow's belly.

Nice, it's done!

Next, we'll take the milk back.

and many more?

What should I use to collect breast milk?

The calf, which was suckling at its mother, curiously looked at the uninvited guest who had suddenly appeared in its mother's arms.

"What are you looking at!"

The calf grunted twice, seemingly realizing that this primate was not to be trifled with, and thoughtfully moved aside.

Everyone could see that Jiang Xiao was embarrassed because he had forgotten to bring his milk-making tools.

[Alright, alright, we've already arrived at the Heavenly Pool in the Celestial Realm, only to realize we forgot to bring the Amethyst Box containing the Evil Sword Immortal.]

【Uh, what do you mean by that?】

This is just a case of a dung beetle encountering someone with diarrhea; what a wasted trip!


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