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Several households, unable to bear the harassment any longer, began to speak out.
At first, they were annoyed that some big idiot was so unruly, knocking on the door so late at night.
However, upon opening the door and seeing Jiang Xiao dragging the unrecognizable Pete and Aaron, he immediately swallowed back the words he was about to say.
wipe!
A tough guy has arrived in town?
"No, no, I don't think I saw any little girl with pink hair."
"No, buddy, I was sleeping the whole time until you knocked on my door."
“A little girl? Oh my God, I swear to God, I’ve never seen anyone like that before.”
These people gave a few perfunctory replies and immediately closed the door again.
No matter how much Jiang Xiao shouted or knocked, more than 90% of the houses didn't even respond to him.
Those who didn't open the door already knew what was going on.
The guy outside is shouting and yelling so loudly and hasn't been disciplined, so his strength must be terrifyingly high.
Since I didn't want to make things difficult for myself by opening the door, I decided to just let it be.
"Has anyone seen my little sister? She has pink hair, she's five years old, my little sister."
Jiang Xiao looked helplessly and desperately at the houses around him, all of which had their doors and windows tightly shut.
If this drags on any longer, no one knows what might happen.
The people in the live stream fell silent.
It's a once-in-a-millennium event that Jiang Shen actually suffered a setback in the supernatural tale?
This is the first time the undisputed king of Chinese supernatural tales has shown such a helpless expression.
[Hey, I thought this guy never played when he was behind.]
[This feels like something bad is going to happen. Mu Xitang and the others have been taken to the edge of town by that erotic nun.]
[As I said before, concern leads to confusion. Little pink-haired girl, you're really not suited to go on ghost story adventures with Jiang Xiao!]
[Again? Judging from the pink-haired cult leader's previous behavior, her involvement in ghost stories has clearly been more beneficial than harmful!]
[Uh, I don't understand why you guys think Jiang Shen will play poorly in a losing game? Is it because you can't find the little pink-haired girl anymore?]
[Actually, the more Jiang Shen acts like this, the more worried I become. Of course, don't misunderstand, I'm worried about the residents of this town.]
"Hmm... if no one is willing to help..."
Jiang Xiao stood still and began to mutter to himself.
hiss.
"If the door remains closed, is it because everyone is sleeping too soundly?"
"So the prerequisite for finding Yaomei'er is to wake everyone up and interrogate them properly?"
"Even if you're sleeping soundly, you can't hear yourself making that much noise."
"Could it be that Mu Xitang is in their hands?"
"Or rather, do they know where Mu Xitang is?"
"That's right, that should be the truth!"
"Otherwise, why wouldn't you dare open the door and face the labor and management?"
"Forcing our way out would definitely cause trouble and offend all the supernatural beings, so I need to find a way to get them to come out on their own."
His simple reasoning left everyone speechless.
This...this is not only completely unrelated to the facts, but at the very least, they are not products of the same world.
Is this a documentary about innocent, bizarre villagers taking the blame for a nun with a taste for sex?
Jiang Xiao looked around, then stripped Pete and Aaron naked and hung them on the clock tower.
He then carefully examined the items in his backpack.
I want to see what can make everyone willingly come out of the house.
Huh?
(～) “I’ve completely forgotten about this good stuff.”
Under the watchful eyes of countless viewers in the live stream.
Jiang Xiao pulled out vodka with his left hand and a tinderbox with his right.
Everyone: ? ! !
[Him! Could it be that he's thinking...?]
[If nothing unexpected happens, what he wants next is exactly what we think.]
[Just letting you know, I shouldn't have questioned Jiang Shen's professional skills. It was my mistake, thank you (sweating soybean emoji).]
[Holy crap! This is insane! Is Jiang Xiao going to take on an entire town all by himself?]
What are you thinking? Jiang Xiao used fire because he didn't want to offend the town!
"Well, you're right, he just wants the villagers to come out of their rooms on their own."
Looking at the high-concentration vodka in his hand, Jiang Xiao reluctantly took two more sips before starting to act.
He flipped over and leaped onto the roof of a house.
"Fire! Fire! Everyone come out and put out the fire!"
what?
It even comes with a reminder?
[Villager: You're actually a really nice person!]
It has to be said that Jiang Xiao's shout really had a significant effect.
The sound of people getting dressed could be heard coming from the nearby houses in the live stream.
The sounds of people shouting and cursing could still be faintly heard.
"What's on fire?"
"Wang Defa! You scared me! I just dreamt about a crucial moment, I was about to go in!"
"Oh God, look at my little darling, keep sleeping, Mommy will sing you a lullaby~"
"Something's wrong! This is ridiculously hot! Tourmaline!"
Obviously, after being woken up again by Jiang Xiao, they quickly realized that there was no fire at all.
"Hehehe, what's the rush?"
Wine on the left, fire on the right, may the God of Flames aid me!
"We'll release them right now!"
The main principle is sincerity; we always keep our word and deliver on our promises. If we say something, we mean it!
The lit vodka landed gracefully on the roof of a house in a graceful arc.
This is not finished!
Since it's already lost, let's lose it all at once!
Jiang Xiao's hands were so fast they seemed to create afterimages; in less than five seconds, he had already thrown out more than a dozen bottles of vodka.
Suddenly someone shouted:
"Holy crap! This is insane!"
The husband stood up and shouted, and the wife also stood up and shouted.
The two children cried together, and suddenly hundreds and thousands of people shouted, hundreds and thousands of children cried, and hundreds and thousands of dogs barked.
The sounds of things being pulled apart and collapsing, explosions, and howling winds all arose simultaneously.
Just as the entire town was gripped by panic, an extremely arrogant laugh rang out overhead.
Jiang Xiao: *(ˊωˋ*)*
"Hahahaha!!! Hey! You weirdos, I advise you to confess now! Hand over my little pink-haired girl and we can talk everything, or I'll blow up your town, you hear me! Not burn it, I'll blow it up!"
Everyone: (speaking) ? ? ?
What kind of stuff?
Are criminals all this vicious these days?
We were sleeping soundly at home when the house suddenly burst into flames. Not only that, but after we went outside, the arsonist even tried to persuade us to turn ourselves in.
They even dared to threaten to bomb their town!
Who is that pink-haired guy he's talking about?
Looking at the man standing on the rooftop, with a righteous expression and hands on his hips, laughing heartily.