I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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Yo?

The rules are practically blatantly contradicting themselves?

The black girl patted the little girl's head apologetically.

"Little sister, your older brothers and sisters have something urgent to attend to, so we won't be buying a cake today."

"Really? But we have some new products to try today, you don't need to buy them, so please try them and then help us promote our store afterwards."

"roll!"

Mu Xitang roughly maneuvered the bighorn cow to the little girl's side and stared at her coldly.

"Sister, sister, don't be mean to me! I just wanted to treat you to some free pastries."

"Niu Niu, stomp on her! Stomp her to death!"

"Moo!"

Big Flower let out a low growl and raised its hoof at the little girl selling cakes.

wipe!

Why don't these people play by the rules?!

He rolled over and awkwardly dodged the attack of the big cow.

The little girl, who had gotten up again, looked at the pink-haired little girl standing on the cow's horns with an embarrassed expression.

"Sister, I... I didn't mean to. If I did anything to upset you, just tell me, and I can apologize."

Looking at the cute and pitiful little girl in front of her, Mu Xitang was furious!

This little girl could really have an easy time with most people.

Unfortunately, the pink-haired girl was originally a grumpy and unreasonable weirdo.

She completely ignored the little girl's teasing and directly directed the bighorn cow to continue chasing.

While dodging the trampling of the big flower, the little girl also turned her attention to Jiang Xiao.

"Uncle, are you really not going to eat cake? It's really free today, no money required. If you don't want any, you can come into the store and take a look. Tell my sister to stop chasing me!"

Seeing this little green tea girl take the initiative to chat with her father made Mu Xitang even more jealous. With a dark face, she vowed that she must kill her today.

"Don't you dare yell at me! Niu Niu, stomp on her! Chase after her and stomp on her! Don't let her get away! I'll stomp your guts out today, you little green tea b*tch!"

'Da da da da da～～～'

Jiang Xiao silently put away the AK47 that was emitting blue smoke.

"Xu Si is right, if you can use your hands, try not to use your mouth."

The little girl selling cakes stared palely at the bullet hole at her feet.

Almost.

I was almost riddled with bullets by that man. Are people so easily angered these days?

Upon hearing the gunshots outside, a woman wearing an apron rushed out of the cake shop.

"Oh my god! Tina! How are you, Tina? Didn't I tell you? If a guest doesn't want to eat, don't force them. This is really terrible."

"Mom, Mommy, I think I might not be feeling well right now and need to rest properly."

The little girl breathed a sigh of relief when she saw her mother come out, and her body went limp as she collapsed into the woman's arms.

Looking at Jiang Xiao and his group, the woman, who was probably the owner of the cake shop, turned cold.

She first shielded the little girl behind her, and then questioned Jiang Xiao.

"You actually pulled out guns and ammunition in a public place? Don't you have any respect for the law?"

"Tsk!"

Jiang Xiao waved to the inside of the oxcart.

The trio immediately poked their heads out and set up the grenade launcher and PRG rocket launcher.

Boss lady: ?

The pink-haired girl threatened from behind, "Do you believe that if my bull stomps on this little green tea bitch's poop, it'll be stomped right out of her?"

The woman turned around and saw her daughter lying on the ground, trembling with fear.

Above her head hung a cow hoof that was almost half the size of her body.

As for the pink-haired guy standing on the bull's horns, he didn't hold back either, holding two golden Desert Eagles and aiming them at the little girl's head.

"Fine, fine, God, I misjudged this time. I admit defeat, you can leave now."

"Hand over your valuables!" the pink-haired girl demanded relentlessly.

Boss lady:? ? ?

Little pink-haired girl, do you know what you're saying?

"Didn't you hear me? I'm robbing you! Since you own a cake shop, you must have money. If you don't hand over your money, I'll kill this little girl!"

these people.

That's just too unreasonable!

Furthermore, it's one thing for kids to be so naughty, but you adults don't even know how to advise them?

In the end, not only was she extorted for money, but Mu Xitang even carried out the cake molds from the cake shop.

Jiang Xiao was dumbfounded when he saw the little pink-haired girl carrying the thing into the oxcart.

What's the point of bringing this thing over? Isn't it someone's livelihood tool?

"Well, mainly because they didn't have much cash, and this seemed to be the most valuable thing in the store. Oh, and I also grabbed a few pieces of cake, do you want some?"

Under the utterly dejected gazes of the mother and daughter at the cake shop, Jiang Xiao continued his journey toward the Romia Cathedral.

The bearded man clicked his tongue, marveling that the group had once again avoided a battle.

"The main reason is that the cult leader acted decisively, directly kidnapping the little girl and making the proprietress dare not make any rash moves. It was like striking a snake at its vital point."

Strike the snake at its vital point?

Mu Xitang's eyes lit up, as if she had learned a new word.

"What does 'strike the snake at its seven-inch mark' mean? Can you explain it to me?"

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"That's right. Because snakes have well-developed muscles and long bodies, they are not easily stressed. The seven-inch mark is the snake's weak point. If you strike it accurately, you can directly damage the internal organs such as the heart in that area."

"Just like the cake shop owner just now, you just happened to have her most beloved daughter under your control, which is why you were able to make her submit without bloodshed."

So that’s it

Mu Xitang nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.

But Jiang Xiao had a question to ask.

"If the seven-inch mark is where a snake's heart is, then wouldn't a six-inch snake be invincible? You wouldn't be able to find its heart."

Big Beard:

Studio:

[Jiang Shen's thought process is truly baffling.]

Brother Ajahn Chah, I knew it! You can't stump me.

[Just spoil him, you two should just spoil him.]

Other merchants along the commercial street seemed to have received news of the ruthless bandits.

Before Jiang Xiao even reached them, they hurriedly closed the shop and temporarily ceased operations.

This inevitably disappointed the father and daughter who were hoping to make a fortune.

"Captain, I can't take it anymore, I really can't."

Laxi's face was swollen like a pig's head, and he was panting heavily with his hands on his knees.

"Damn it! My mom gave me two legs just so I could run away!"

Park In-meng wasn't any better than him; the only thing he did better than Little Indian was that his face was less swollen.

That's right, the four of them ran blindfolded the whole way.

It's not about who runs the fastest among the four, but who runs the slowest.

After all, falling behind means being vulnerable to attack!

They ran from dawn until noon before finally escaping the villagers' pursuit.

"Park In-meng! Why didn't you cast a healing spell on us?"

Jack and Larry, not taking up their positions, grimaced and questioned the man who was standing guard.

I'll cure your mother!