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"Give!"
The young nurse smiled sweetly and handed the old man a piece of paper that was even smaller than a playing card.
?
"Wow, it's so small? Is this how you show off your amazing equipment? I have presbyopia, can you zoom in for me?"
"Uh"
The nurse smiled apologetically, her face still bearing her signature smile.
"Sir, you've misunderstood. It's not that the print is small, it's that it's incomplete. What you're holding now is one-eightieth of the whole print."
Old man:? ? ?
Seeing the other person's confusion, the nurse sweetly continued to explain.
“在往后的晚上18:00—24:00之间，你只需要每天都来我们CT室打卡五分钟，我们就会给您随机抽取1~3张新的片子。”
hiss?
Such a familiar feeling.
Brother Ma?
Jiang Xiao couldn't help but interject with a question.
"Just asking, if nothing unexpected happens, will you only give us one piece at most out of the 1-3 pieces?"
Neither the nurse nor the attending physician said anything.
But that amused expression was already a warning to Jiang Xiao that if he couldn't speak properly, he should say less.
Ouch, shit!
The old man got anxious. Wouldn't it be terrible if he saw everything?
"No, doctor, this isn't fair! I can wait, but my body can't!"
"So? You want to see the complete chest X-ray in advance?"
wipe!
The old man felt he had never had so much mullet roe before.
"Doctor! What you're saying is obvious! Of course I want to see it sooner!"
We have work to do!
The doctor gave the nurse a knowing look.
Although the latter looked helpless, he could only follow the rules and pull the old man to prepare to sign the fee contract.
"Then you can sign this membership contract. It only costs 300 yuan a month. After signing, you can enjoy our advanced on-demand movie viewing service, which costs only 50 yuan per movie."
What?
What kind of capitalist?
"Fifty yuan a piece? That'll cost me 4000 yuan to see everything? No, with a membership it'll be 4300! I just want to see a simple CT scan! Are you guys just robbing me?!"
"Oh? Sir, you think it's too expensive?"
"Stop spouting nonsense! Isn't your price ridiculously expensive?!"
'Crack! '
The nurse clapped her hands and immediately withdrew from the new service.
"By subscribing to our annual membership, you'll not only save 10% compared to monthly memberships, but you'll also enjoy a 20% discount on movies. The annual fee is only 2588!"
wipe?
The old man counted on his fingers for a long time and realized that paying the annual fee seemed to be a bigger loss!
"I'm only watching this one time, not every day! What's the point of paying for a yearly subscription?!"
"So, the old gentleman thinks the annual fee is too high?"
"That's right! It's expensive!"
"It's okay, you can sign our continuous renewal contract, which will automatically renew upon expiration. In that case, the first year's fee will only be 1788!"
"Can I choose not to renew after signing the contract?"
"Yes, but you'll first need to take your personal medical insurance card, major illness insurance certificate, rice subsidy certificate, and your whole family's household registration booklet to a top-tier hospital in the province to obtain evidence of contract termination, and then go back to the town to find the brigade headquarters."
"Alright, alright! Shut up, shut up! I'll keep this for a month!"
The price is as high as 300 yuan per month!
"Please wait a moment, sir. Although you are our member, watching videos requires loading. You are currently a regular member, so the download speed is limited to below 10k. Please be patient."
Old man:? ? ?
I glanced at the file size of the files; even the smallest one is a whopping 2GB.
By the time all of this is downloaded, the grass on my grave will probably be over two meters tall!
Tsk!
Why do I have this feeling that I won't be able to leave this CT room alive tonight?
"Doctor, can you find a way to speed up the download? My illness can't wait!"
"I'm sorry, I tried my best, but..."
The attending physician adjusted his glasses and continued.
"However, you can sign up for our iFlytek membership contract to enjoy rapid download service and even online preview. Yes, you heard right, no download required, online preview. This service is currently on promotion for only 998!"
The nurse immediately blushed and continued calling out, echoing the doctor's words.
"You won't regret buying this for 998! You won't be cheated by 998! 998! Everything is only 998! A complete chest X-ray, you can take it home right now!"
OK~
The old man resigned himself to his fate.
This hospital is a shady operation; I'd rather stay in bed.
At least when you're bedridden, no one is telling you all this nonsense.
"Okay, I'll sign up. I'll sign up for this iFlytek membership. Can I watch movies now?"
The old man's eyes had lost their light, and his voice had become weak and feeble.
"Just a moment, it will be ready soon."
"it is good"
The old man's "good" was dragged out before he could finish the sentence.
"What a load of rubbish! I've already subscribed to iFlytek VIP. What do you mean by 'wait a moment' or 'you can watch it soon'? I want to see the movie right now!"
"Oh, sir, I know you're in a hurry, but please don't rush. Even though you have a membership, we need to transfer these chest X-rays to our cloud drive first, and then we can preview them online or download them quickly."
"Then hurry up and turn it around! You've been making me do this for a while now! Do you know how hard it is for me?"
"No problem, no problem, but you have to pay a 50 yuan advance preview fee first."
Wang Defa!
why? !
The nurse's words made the old man furious.
"Wasn't it supposed to be fifty yuan a piece from the beginning? Did you not pay me that amount or what? Isn't this outrageous? I'm going to file a complaint! I'm going to file a complaint to the very end!"
complaint?
That won't work!
In critical moments, it's the attending physician who has to come and explain.
"Calm down, calm down, sir. Xiaoqin is new here and doesn't know the rules. She's not good with words. Actually, it's like this: you've already paid for the XFlytek ...
"Can I get a refund for the money I paid to your hospital before?"
The old man asked.
"Of course not! Without us, you wouldn't be able to log in to our hospital database to view the images as a personal user, would you?"
"It's expensive! Which hospital rips me off like this when it comes to X-rays? You're treating me like a bastard!"
"Where is it expensive? It's been this price for years. Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open. Our hospital is struggling. We lose money every year. Where is it expensive? Sometimes you should look for the reasons within yourself. Have your salaries increased over the years? Have you been working hard enough?"
Gift crab.
The old man raised his hand, pointing tremblingly at Dr. Qin Shou in front of him. He looked like he was about to pass out, so angry that he could barely breathe.
Is this human language?
Haven't we been paralyzed under your noses for over a decade?!
Dr. Qin Shou and Nurse Xiao Qin's coordinated actions were quite impressive.
Jiang Xiao, who was standing to the side, was completely stunned.