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It sounded like a 'pat-pat', rhythmic and distinct.
As if sensing someone had come in, the noise inside stopped.
Jiang Xiao didn't think much of it and went straight in. He just wanted to finish relieving himself quickly and return to his warm bed.
"That's ridiculous, building the toilet so far away."
"cough~"
A cough suddenly came from the squatting area behind Jiang Xiao.
"Who says it's not~"
Hearing the gloomy voice echoing his sentiments, Jiang Xiao continued to complain with dissatisfaction.
"Right? It should be demolished and rebuilt. The weather is getting colder and colder, and it's not easy for them to make these trips."
However, this time the other party did not respond, but instead let out a few sinister laughs.
"Hey buddy, did you bring any tissues? Can I borrow some?"
"You didn't bring any tissues?"
Godly man!
Jiang Xiao had never done anything as stupid as going to the toilet without toilet paper since he was thirteen years old.
In his excitement, Jiang Xiao turned around immediately, eager to see who this person who defecated without toilet paper was.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around
"Hey?"
"Fuck!"
Oh no, I forgot I hadn't finished peeing, and the toilets were so crowded that the high-pressure water gun ended up hitting the person squatting in the face.
"Holy crap! I'm going to die!"
wipe!
Jiang Xiao felt embarrassed and quickly changed to a sideways position.
"Um, sorry, I, cough, um, I forgot."
I was just about to give this unlucky guy a proper apology.
But when I turned around, I found that the person squatting on the toilet was gone!
Huh?
"elder brother?"
"Bro, are you still there? Don't hide. I'm so sorry, this is all my fault. Here, give me your clothes, and I'll have my roommate wash them for you."
hiss?
What about people?
Jiang Xiao could guarantee that the person was right behind him. Why was he embarrassed and hiding after being peed on?
"Brother, if it's not okay, you can just yell at me a couple of times, okay? Brother?"
The huge toilet was completely silent, except for Jiang Xiao's own echo.
Jiang Xiao was still looking for his brother, but the Dragon Kingdom's live stream room had already exploded.
[Holy crap?]
[Jiang Xiao, can you please use your stupid brain? Seriously, didn't you notice anything even slightly off?]
The person who borrowed the paper reminded me of a ghost story I heard on campus.
I heard that if you lend him the paper, your life will be taken away within seven days.
Don't scare me, is it really that scary?
I don't know the specifics, but I've heard there's a certain custom associated with borrowing toilet paper in the restroom at midnight.
[What I borrowed wasn't just paper; it was my life!]
The live stream went quiet, except for a few knowledgeable guys explaining the origins of the midnight paper-borrowing phenomenon.
Uh, if I don't understand, is it okay to run away from this situation?
You don't have to lend it, but normally you don't have that option.
How do we crack it?
[How about I do what Jiang Shen did and just spray him in the face?]
Ah this
[You should have been able to pee back then before saying that, right?]
Jiang Xiao never saw what the person who borrowed the paper looked like, so he had no choice but to go back for the time being.
The first thing I did after I got back was to tell Bao Lebin about it.
"I think it was the curator. Maybe he was too embarrassed to admit it, so he just ran away."
Chapter 349 The Invincible Female Corpse
If it really is the curator, then it's certainly something to laugh about, but what if the unlucky dad who got peed on the face isn't?
Bao Lebin often encountered things in the funeral home's toilets that he couldn't understand.
However, Bao Lebin dared not tell Jiang Xiao, because that might violate the funeral home's rules.
"what are you doing?!"
Bao Lebin stared in disbelief at Martin standing in the corner, accompanied by the sound of rushing water.
"What's wrong? If you won't come with me to the toilet, I'll have to relieve myself right here."
Bao Lebin: "?"
"You, a strong man in your thirties, are standing in the room peeing?"
"You have a problem with that?"
Unlike the 1.5-meter-tall Okamon Hirotsuka, Martin is a genuine 185cm muscular man. He is not intimidated by Bao Lebin at all. Of course, he doesn't dare to do anything to Bao Lebin. Instead, he tries to reason with him.
"Our employee handbook doesn't mention anything about not being able to urinate in the room, does it?"
Bao Lebin:
Lighthouse Live Room: ? ? ?
[Damn, this is a bit outrageous! Even a lunatic like Jiang Xiao knows you can't pee indoors!]
[There was no Jiang Xiao in the world, or perhaps everyone is Jiang Xiao.]
One Jiang Xiao's condition improved, but countless Jiang Xiaos rose up.
[The Jiang Family's Strange Tales Rules are absolutely amazing!]
I originally thought Jiang Xiao was a personal name, but now I know it's a pronoun.
You don't actually think this kind of clever trick is impressive, do you?
[Let me ask you, does this trick work or not?]
Good
It really works.
Since the rules don't say it's not allowed, it is allowed.
[By the way, what about that perverted Okamon Hirozuka from Sakura? Could he really be sleeping with a female corpse?]
Sorry, but I think you're oversimplifying things. Can simply holding him really satisfy him?
Immediately, many people seemed to have thought of something and flocked to Sakura's live stream.
At this moment, Okamon Hirozuka's expression was conflicted.
Things didn't turn out quite as he had initially planned.
I thought I had a talisman and a perfectly replicated, 1:1 lifelike doll that I could use to vent my frustrations.
But now it seems like it's a completely different story.
This woman stinks.
No, it doesn't smell bad, but it has a strange smell. It's not pleasant, but it's not unpleasant either.
What he found most unacceptable was that the woman's body already had some faint lividity, and it was probably only a matter of time before it rotted away.
of course.
Just in case.
Okamon Hirozuka still carried the female corpse to the bed and slept with her, perhaps only in this way could he feel a little safe.
and.