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To be fair, Sun Wei is a good cook, but there are some ingredients she may not recognize.
To be precise, she is only good at eating chicken, duck, fish, pork, beef, and lamb; she eats very little shrimp.
Today, the family is no longer eating the communal meals in the courtyard; they're having their own special meals prepared for them.
Perhaps because they hadn't eaten for a long time, Mu Xitang and Bai Yi followed Sun Wei closely, even helping to wash the vegetables.
"Go ahead and take a shower, cherish these few precious moments of happiness!"
"Hmm? Dad, what are you muttering about?"
"Uh, well, let me tell you, it's been a long time since I've experienced this kind of happy time~"
The three women: "?"
"Speak properly, and stop using that awful kimchi smell."
The precocious Xitang Sect Leader, hands on her hips, corrected Jiang Xiao's grammatical errors.
Okay, okay~
"I'll listen to you." Jiang Xiao still remembers very clearly the rules Sun Wei set for meals.
That means you shouldn't bring up anything at the dinner table, as it will affect your appetite.
Perhaps because the food in that world wasn't very good, Sun Wei was also craving food and quickly prepared a meal.
Jiang Xiao, who finished eating first, did not leave.
Just wait like this
Just keep waiting.
The three of them were still showing affection for each other, even serving each other food.
"Mom, this eggplant is so delicious, it smells so good!"
"Yes, you two should eat too, eat more meat."
Good grief, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but think to himself, why did he have to persuade the two of them to eat meat?
"What's wrong? Is something wrong?"
Feeling constantly watched by Jiang Xiao, Sun Wei couldn't help but ask.
"No, it's nothing, you guys eat first."
'patta'
Sun Wei put down her chopsticks.
It is well known that the eyes of a mentally ill person cannot hide their thoughts.
Anyone with eyes could see the unspoken meaning in Jiang Xiao's expression.
"No, you guys should eat first, then we can chat."
"Tell me now, it's no big deal, what, are you afraid I'll get angry?"
Jiang Xiao nodded without hesitation, while Sun Wei smiled calmly and said firmly.
"It's okay, I'm in a good mood today. I won't get angry no matter what you say. You have another woman outside? No problem, it's a small matter. A real man can marry eighty wives and I won't be angry. I'll just praise you for your good back, good legs and good health."
oh.
I never expected Sun Wei to be like this.
Since she can tolerate him taking a concubine, she probably won't be angry about the small mistakes Mu Xitang and Bai Yi made.
"Yes, Dad, just say it. Mom is in a good mood, so she definitely won't blame you."
"Hmm, just say it, and the leader of the Xitang Cult will protect you!"
"Alright, I'll tell you then."
Then Jiang Xiao took out a small notebook and began to read.
"That's right. Since this isn't a strange world, I found a kindergarten so that Mu Xitang and Bai Yi could learn to integrate into our social rules from a young age."
Mu Xitang and Bai Yi, who were eating, turned pale.
Oh no, Dad's coming for us this time!
Sun Wei nodded, then asked in confusion.
"This is a good thing, why would I be angry? Do you think I'm the kind of unreasonable woman?"
"Neither of them has ever done their homework."
"This"
"As long as you fully grasp the knowledge in the book, you don't necessarily have to do homework."
"They don't listen to the teacher and talk back to her repeatedly."
"Hmm?" Sun Wei frowned. "Talking back to Mr.? Is that so?"
"Not only that, they not only talk back to the teachers, but also bully their classmates. In Beihai Kindergarten, their fierce reputations can stop even the most nagging children from crying!"
This time, Sun Wei didn't say anything, but her expression had turned cold.
“Tell me everything else they did.”
Seeing this, Jiang Xiao said no more and handed the notebook to Sun Wei to look at. It contained a total of twenty-eight crimes committed by the two children.
This includes, but is not limited to, the old man who caused trouble in the military compound—he even plucked his beard!
And overeating, he eats either fried and puffed foods or carbonated drinks, and he won't listen to any advice.
Furthermore, he played games all night long, completely reversing his day and night schedule, and even slept in class during the daytime, seriously affecting discipline.
Upon hearing this, Sun Wei stood up uncontrollably, her eyes scanning the surroundings as if searching for something.
They even learned how to order takeout.
Jiang Xiao emphasized this point because no one knew where the money for their takeout came from.
There was also beer. Although no one saw them drink it, they did see the beer bottles after they finished drinking it.
Outrageous!
Whose daughters are like them?
After reading through each point, Sun Wei's face turned red with anger.
"Little White! Run!!"
Without needing any prompting from Pinky, the quick-witted Bai Yi had already darted out before Mu Xitang could even warn her.
Bai Yi:
"Damn it! Xiaobai, you're so disloyal!"
Mu Xitang: (mouth) Wait for me!
Having spent so much time with Sun Wei, they could tell at a glance what level of anger their mother was.
Her face turned red with anger—this was a sign she'd never shown before!
Unfortunately, the gap between them and Sun Wei can be described as a chasm.
It's worth noting that before their mother-daughter relationship was this harmonious, Sun Wei had threatened to "eat them up" more than once when they made mistakes.
This is not an exaggeration, but a declarative sentence.
In particular, their speed has slowed down even more due to overeating.
'patta~'
Like an eagle catching chicks, it picked one up with each hand without lifting a finger.
Bai Yi: Σ(д|||)
"Wow! Mom, I was wrong, I'll definitely change next time!"
Sun Wei: (Angry)
"What are you saying? You want a next time?!"
Seeing that she was about to be beaten, Mu Xitang stretched out her neck and kept wailing for help.
Mu Xitang: ·(Д)·
"Wow! Murder! A mother is going to eat her daughter! Grandpa Director! Grandma Sun! Grandpa Li! Help! A mother is abusing her child! Help!"
Sun Wei: "?"
They've gotten really bold!
"If I heard you correctly, you're threatening me?"
Originally, it was just a minor lesson, but after Mu Xitang yelled at him like that, he wouldn't be able to save face without giving her a good beating.
Good news: Someone outside the cafeteria heard the cries for help.
The bad news: they only dared to watch through the glass; they had neither the courage nor the willingness to rescue people from Sun Wei's care.
Fortunately, although they couldn't save anyone, they were able to witness the entire process of Bai Yi and Mu Xitang being beaten.