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"This woman is not only extremely beautiful, but she was also a promiscuous woman in life, possessing a special treasure. Now that she is dead, she enjoys absorbing people's yang energy, making her incredibly powerful! Men with insufficient kidney energy will surrender and be defeated in no more than three to five rounds."
"It's alright, I'm good at this! I'm a Taoist priest! I'm a professional at exorcising demons and catching ghosts, Brother Jiang Xiao can vouch for me!"
As Gangdan spoke, he tugged at Jiang Xiao's sleeve.
"Brother Jiang Xiao, you know my strength. I'm not bragging. A year ago, three or five ordinary young women wouldn't even be able to get close to me! You know how many maids I have."
Steel Egg's eager and impatient behavior was exactly what Young Master Qi wanted to see, so he immediately echoed his opinion.
"Hiss? Brother Dao's kidney yang energy is so domineering and abundant?"
"Hehehe, that's right. Back in the day, my nickname was 'Iron Kidney Little Priest.' Let me put it this way: I worked from sunrise to sunset."
Seeing that the two seemed to be kindred spirits, Jiang Xiao coughed in dissatisfaction.
"So, what exactly do you mean now, Daoist Steel Egg? Are you planning to join forces with that beast, Young Master Qi?"
Gangdan then put away his lewd smile and said seriously.
"Brother Jiang Xiao, I've made up my mind! As cultivators, exorcising demons and monsters is our faith! I'll see if this Juice Extractor lives up to her name!"
Jiang Xiao: "?"
Jiang Xiao's personal plan was simple: kill Young Master Qi, and then kill all thirteen members of the Qi family.
Finally, give them a dignified funeral, and that's the end!
His thoughts coincided with Bai Yi's.
That's a female ghost whose strength is unknown. How can a cute little ghost who's not even ten years old deal with her?
Seeing that he couldn't win the argument with the two, Gangdan had no choice but to play the victim again.
"Brother Jiang Xiao, we can't back down just because the other side might be stronger than us! What will people think of me if word gets out? What will Master think of me? Not to mention those senior brothers and sisters who have always looked down on me, won't they just swagger over and mock me?!"
"It's been more than half a year, and since I, Gangdan, came to Hangzhou, I haven't made a name for myself. I have absolutely no notable achievements. The snake demons I chased were all ones that my master had injured and sent me to pick up the scraps to boost my stats, but I accidentally let her escape, sob sob sob."
Jiang Xiao and Xiao Bai remained unmoved; no matter how pitiful you were, they had no reason to take the risk.
"Brother Jiang Xiao, you know I lost my mother when I was very young."
"stop!"
Jiang Xiao, his face full of black lines, interrupted Gangdan Daoist's childhood reminiscences.
Just then, Young Master Qi, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke again.
“Four heroes, I actually have a way to deal with that wicked Juice Girl. After all, she is the culprit and the source of all evil.”
Nani? !
This infuriated the juicer in the water tank.
This is absolutely ridiculous! I was just here to help out, but how did this bastard Qi make me look like the mastermind behind everything with just a few words?
The more I think about it, the angrier I get!
Young Master Qi figured it out.
While it appears that the other group is fighting amongst themselves, it actually reveals a crucial point.
That was Qi Er, and he was doomed to die no matter what.
As someone who's somewhat of a businessman, Qi Er knows that if he wants to survive, he has to demonstrate his value.
"You're the Juicer's lackey, can you help us deal with her?"
Not to mention Jiang Xiao, even Xiao Chang'an didn't believe it.
"Brother, I didn't have a choice before, but now I want to be a good person."
Young Master Qi spoke earnestly, deeply reflecting on all his past sins and wanting to atone for them through meritorious service.
"With your beastly behavior, you're probably doomed to die no matter what."
"No, brother, I just thought about it carefully. At most, I'm just an accomplice to evil, and I was even forced to do it willingly. My crime doesn't warrant death, right?"
As he spoke, Young Master Qi began to divide the pots into portions, counting on his fingers.
First of all, he was just a henchman. Of course, he was indeed in charge of handling Da Lian's affairs, but if he hadn't done so, he would have died.
Therefore, the punishment should be lenient.
Secondly, he stated that he was completely unaware of Matsukichi's death.
He strongly asserted his innocence on this point.
He knew nothing about what the Gui family members had done.
Finally, he admitted that his reason for helping Jiang Xiao deal with Juice Girl was partly out of a desire to atone for his sins.
I am just an ordinary person. I helped you capture a heinous female ghost. Can I call that a meritorious deed?
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If that's the case, then this beast might actually be able to do something good for himself.
Seeing that Jiang Xiao was somewhat interested, Gangdan whispered something in his ear with his thick tongue.
"Brother Jiang Xiao, whether it's true or not, we'll know after we see that female ghost tonight, won't we?"
Tsk!
Jiang Xiao frowned. This Steel Egg really had no brain cells at all; its IQ was even lower than Xiao Bai's.
"No, it's just a female ghost, right? Gangdan, is it really necessary for you to go to such lengths? What kind of good pork haven't you eaten? Is it worth risking your life like this?"
Upon hearing Jiang Xiao's words, Gangdan almost burst into tears.
"Brother, as the saying goes, the past is the past, and the present is the present. Let alone whether I've ever eaten good pork before, I haven't even touched a woman's hair in the past six months at the Taoist sect. If I hold back a little longer, I'm really going to go buy two pieces of fatty pork!"
Woj
What kind of tiger-wolf talk is this?
Jiang Xiao wanted to say something more, but when he thought about how this guy was about to go get some fatty pork to eat, he was speechless for a moment.
"Didn't your master Yan Chixia tell you that women are like bone-scraping knives, and you can't touch them?"
"Yes." Gangdan didn't deny this, but he spread his hands and said confidently, "But Old Yan didn't say that female demons and female ghosts are bone-scraping knives, did he?"
Jiang Xiao: "?"
Juicer: She is promiscuous and absorbs yang energy, and she also possesses a special kind of vagina.
You really don't read any of those words that make men want to break their backs?
It seemed that Chang An was determined to stay and fight to the death, so Jiang Xiao had no choice but to turn his attention to Young Master Qi.
Chapter 424 Fear of No Ghost Rider
Upon hearing Jiang Xiao's question, Young Master Qi knew that the matter was settled and immediately nodded excitedly.
"Yes, this demon is very strong, but its weaknesses are also very obvious."
"Oh? Xisuo."
"Hehehe, the reason why we don't know the full extent of her strength is because ordinary men can't withstand her drain. If any of you have sufficient kidney yang energy, you can try to drain her back."
"Ah da!"
With a scream, Steel Egg flung off his Taoist robe and performed a Thomas Flair on the spot, followed by a standard Crab-style bodybuilding move.
"Ah! Such a heavy responsibility, it seems I am the only one who can shoulder it! For the sake of all living beings, for the sake of the common people, I, Gangdan, am willing to offer my body to the ghosts today, just for the sake of that righteous spirit in my heart!"
Oh my god~
Gangdan's flirtatious and lewd appearance was making Jiang Xiao's teeth ache.
You've even started to act all righteous and noble?
If you were to exude lewdness, I wouldn't even complain. Besides, the real person hasn't even shown up yet, why are you reacting so strongly?
"Brother Jiang Xiao, you tell me, are you going to do this job or should I?"
"Go ahead and do it. You'll do it without making a sound. Who's a good person who can outdo you?"
But despite his playful antics, Jiang Xiao wasn't the type to easily believe what others said.
"Qi Chu, is this anti-exploitation technique you mentioned reliable?"
"Reliable!"
Before Young Master Qi could speak, Gangdan impatiently answered for him.
"Absolutely reliable! Our Taoist school has talked about the Great Dao and the natural union of Yin and Yang, which means that the union of Yin and Yang conforms to the way of nature. The same principle applies to the waxing of Yin and waning of Yang, and vice versa. It just depends on which side has stronger endurance. Young Master Qi's method is absolutely foolproof!"
Jiang Xiao: "?"
"Furthermore, this situation is also mentioned in the Taoist scriptures. The Taoist scriptures say: 'Fear no ghost rider, fear empty joy, fear that what comes is not a concubine, fear that there is no concubine to ride.'"
Wang Defa?
Jiang Xiao recognized each character, but why did they look so strange when put together?
"What I'm saying is that if you are a righteous cultivator who is wholeheartedly devoted to serving the people, you should not be afraid of being humiliated by female ghosts, because this selflessness is a principle that our Taoists have always upheld. We are not afraid of being ridden by ghosts, but only afraid of not being able to ride a ghost at all!"