I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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He pointed his fingers like a sword, picked up a few drops of water from the white porcelain bowl on the altar, and ran them across his eyes.

"Heaven's laws are clear and pure, Earth's laws are spiritual and powerful. Yin and Yang combine to form essence, Water's spirit manifests its form, Spiritual light is captured by Water, Connecting Heaven and Earth, All laws are followed, Yin and Yang mirror, True form quickly appears, Quickly reveal True form!"

Ah!

I saw her!

"Hah! I issue this command: all wandering spirits, quickly reveal your forms! Any who disobey will be immediately imprisoned in the realm of the dead! So be it! Rise!"

Gangdan gave a soft shout, making sure he didn't suck the spiritual water from the porcelain bowl into his mouth.

He planned to spray the female ghost directly in the face to make her completely reveal herself!

Wouldn't I be able to do whatever I want to her then?

Female ghosts shouldn't be protected by law, right?

Juicer was taken aback. When she saw the other person puffing out their cheeks and about to spit at her, she immediately realized that she had been discovered. A look of panic appeared on her face, and she kept backing away.

I accidentally stepped on the hem of my skirt with my left foot, causing a "rip" sound.

Did I lose it?

Steel Egg's puffed-out cheeks instantly broke down, and the spiritual water dripped from the corner of his lecherous mouth.

(*﹃｀*) Goose box, goose box box

As expected of the Juicing Queen, she lives up to her name. What a massive, damn big shot!

Even before the battle has begun, it gives people a feeling of being on the verge of collapse, of being on the verge of death and ecstasy.

Gangdan's nose tingled with emotion as he sighed, "That kid Qi Er really didn't lie to me!"

How long.

So long that Steel Egg himself forgot what that ocean tasted like.

Having spent more than half a year in the Taoist sect, he even once thought that his Taoist name, "Steel Egg," represented the rest of his life. Little did he know.

Swallowing back his scalding tears, Gangdan took a deep breath.

"can you see me?"

Juicer looked at the steel egg in front of her with curiosity.

The latter sucked up his saliva and put on a fearless expression of "I am the only one who can do this."

"Hehe, you monster, what time is it? No, what time is it? Stop with the nonsense. If you have any cruel methods, don't hold back. Come on, use them on me! Torture me, squeeze me to death! Come on, baby!"

Juicer: "?"

Hmph, I was actually frightened by his mystical incantations. Sure enough, a lewd Taoist priest is a lewd Taoist priest.

"What are you standing there for? A Taoist priest of such a reputable sect as me would never take advantage of someone in distress. I'll give you three moves. Come on!"

After saying that, Gangdan casually spread his legs and sat on the chair behind the altar, looking invincible.

just

Upon seeing the opponent's weapon revealed, Juice Princess narrowed her eyes, then sneered, her face revealing undisguised mockery.

It seems to be saying: Is that all?

Steel Egg: "?"

It is said that women have a keen sixth sense, but men may be even more sensitive than women to certain times, places, and glances.

The juicer didn't say anything, only gave a disdainful look with her eyes narrowed.

But at this moment, it already surpasses a thousand words.

Instantly, Gangdan's face turned red, and the veins on his forehead bulged as he argued.

"Winter can't be considered small... Winter!... How can the cold weather be considered small?"

Then she started saying things that were hard for the juicer to understand, like "I'm not a drunkard peanut" and "the principle of thermal expansion and contraction".

Seeing the skeptical look on the juicer's face, Gangdan began to boast about his glorious past, working from sunrise to sunset and day and night until the sun was high in the sky.

"Really? Are you kidding me?" the juicer asked suspiciously.

"I'd be a dog if I lied to you! Whether the legends about me are true or false, we'll find out in a fair fight—no, I mean, in a battle!" Steel Egg said proudly, full of fighting spirit!

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Seeing the lewd Taoist priest's fearless appearance, Juice Girl sneered inwardly, thinking that it was for the best, saving her the trouble.

"My methods are usually too much for most men to handle~"

Juicer walked up to Steel Egg and half-squatted down, exhaling a fragrant breath. Just her alluring gaze was enough to make Steel Egg lose control.

"Sigh~"

Unable to bear it any longer, Steel Egg gasped. This ghostly thing actually gave him a cold, icy feeling.

"Hmph, don't worry, what do you think? Even your Overlord Spear, Master Steel, isn't something to brag about!"

"Is this really not just empty talk?"

Well.

Ok?

Ok? !

hiss.

Steel Egg flicked its tongue, indicating that it could easily handle the occasional boasting.

"Come on! Let me see your ruthless methods of juicing, but as a member of a righteous sect, I would rather die than submit to you!"

After saying that, Steel Egg closed his eyes, straightened his head, and spread his legs apart.

She looked like she was ready to be taken, or rather, she looked like she'd rather die than submit.

"Hehehe~"

Juicer chuckled lewdly and spat out yin energy from her right palm, which quickly condensed into several ice cubes in the spiritual water bowl used by Steel Egg for exorcising demons.

"I've seen plenty of men who appear incredibly tough—you know, I mean tough in theory, but when it comes to real combat, I can only say 'heh'~"

Ice cubes?

Steel Egg squinted and noticed that Juicer Girl had ice cubes in her mouth.

Yo?

Unexpectedly, the opponent used such a signature move in the very first battle.

Before Master Gangdan could even feel smug, the Juicer's palm once again spewed out hot steam, bringing the spiritual water to a boil.

hiss!

boiling water?

Won't this burn your skin raw?!

"No, no, no, just warm it, warm is fine!"

ohh~

Juicer gave Steel Egg a coquettish glare.

"Didn't realize you were so knowledgeable, despite not looking like much."

"Yes, I know that perfectly! But this water..."

Who can withstand boiling water?

"Hmph, what do you know? My body is too cold; boiling water turns into lukewarm water as soon as it gets into my mouth."

Such details?

What level of player is this?

Without further hesitation, Steel Egg knocked down the last pill and then took out a special spray and sprayed it continuously around him.

This smooth little combo made the juicer think twice about him.

As the saying goes, an expert will know if something is there as soon as he makes a move.

Unexpectedly, the other side even participated in the item race.

Clearly, both of them knew they had met their match, and for a moment they even felt a sense of mutual respect and admiration for each other.

The time has passed.

Bai Yi even woke up again after falling asleep.

At this moment, Bai Yi put her hands on her waist, looking sullen.

"Damn it, Dad, have we been fooled by that idiot Young Master Qi?"

"I don't know, but I haven't seen why any ghosts entered the Qi residence yet. Also, don't use those unclean phrases!"

After a pause, Jiang Xiao continued.