What kind of football player is handsome?

Chapter 64: Szczesny's Helplessness, the Gradually Collapsing Arsenal—Is a Tragedy About to Hap

Szczesny was furious and grabbed a water bottle, smashing it to the ground.

These few beeps—sorry, 3C doesn't intend to call them people—completely ignited the Polish goalkeeper's fury.

Especially this Jenkinson.

If Drogba or Lukaku had just used a Mamba elbow to send him flying, that would have been one thing.

You're facing Liu Yi!

What level of competition is Liu Yi facing?

Everyone knows it!

Just like Zhou Dongyu's large breasts and Mikami's acting skills.

You cannot judge something that does not exist.

Aside from protecting the ball in the corner flag area, he's basically someone who falls over at the slightest touch.

Tell me the result.

Did Liu Yi carry you away?

Arsenal fans are also helpless.

Unfortunately, the right wing has always been a persistent problem for Arsenal.

With Sagna sidelined due to injury, Jenkinson, who was originally a substitute, was temporarily brought on.

The results are obvious.

The live stream camera showed the replay footage.

"Liu Yi's start time was perfect; there was no offside."

"After Koscielny got past Jenkinson, it was too late for him to cover."

"Liu Yi!"

"He has scored in two consecutive Premier League matches!"

"1-0, let's see how Arsenal adjusts."

The game has restarted.

Manchester United maintained firm control of the game.

Ashley Young, Anderson, and Evra formed a triangle on the left flank.

The football was passed back and forth between the three players.

Arsenal players are exhausted from running around.

Rooney drops back to receive the ball.

He waved to Liu Yi, indicating, "You don't need to come back."

Little Fatty is going to simulate number nine and a half again.

He dribbled the ball sideways for one step.

Suddenly, he looked up and delivered a precise long pass over the top to the right wing.

It pointed directly at the back of the gunners' defensive line.

The scene shifts.

Smalling started moving, and Traore grappled with him as they rushed towards each other's ribs.

and many more……

How did Smalling end up in this location?!

Could it be that the tradition of starting Maguire at center forward has a long history?

There wasn't time to think about it too much.

Smalling, a former center-back, displayed his physical advantages.

Push Traore aside.

Amidst cheers from the crowd, he unleashed a powerful kick...

"Wow, if the goal had been at the corner flag, that would have been a spectacular world-class goal!"

Smalling raised his hand in acknowledgment.

A smile was still on his face.

With the score in the lead, the Manchester United stars appeared very relaxed.

However, Arsenal were not without a chance to fight back.

Although their backline is terrible, their frontline is quite impressive.

24 minutes.

Andrei Arshavin.

He was nicknamed "Tsar"!

However, it's not the one from Shurima.

Rather, it is the ultimate recognition of the skill of this Russian magician who achieved legendary status at Anfield.

The Tsar, who had moved to the middle lane, suddenly unleashed a sneak attack.

The red and yellow football tore through the gaps in the defense!

Open area on the right!

Walcott arrived in a flash!

As Evans chased back, he shouted orders to tighten the defensive line.

It's too late.

The "little tiger" moved incredibly fast, sweeping across the grass like a whirlwind.

Evans stretched out his little hand.

Walcott slid down to his knees.

Looking for a penalty kick.

It's not a patent of "blowing bangs iron".

Senior referee Howard Webb acted decisively, imposing the penalty.

Arsenal fans couldn't believe their eyes.

Manchester United's winning percentage was ridiculously high because of Webber's officiating.

Some fans even joked that Ferguson wouldn't criticize Webber after the game.

Because Sir Alex Ferguson rarely criticizes his players in public.

Now they've actually awarded Arsenal a penalty.

At the 12-yard mark.

The executor of the arsenal is undisputed.

Robin van Persie.

A man who exudes authority just by standing there!

De Gea stood motionless on the goal line, like a lackey.

Manchester United fans are very pessimistic.

Given De Gea's save percentage, it will be difficult to stop Van Persie's penalty kick!

[Evans is really not as good as those two. Was it really the right thing to let Pique go for him?]

[Pique wanted a starting position back then, but Manchester United clearly couldn't provide that, which is why he returned to Barcelona.]

[Those La Masia natives should just go somewhere cool and stay there. Have you forgotten about Fabregas?]

The Dutch striker slowly started his run.

"Van Persie!"

"Facing the young Spanish goalkeeper De Gea!"

"Click the bottom left corner!"

"We've been rescued this time!"

"De Gea has done a great job!"

Manchester United have turned the tide.

Manchester United fans laughed heartily.

Yoshi!

Robin van Persie.

So this is a pledge of allegiance, is it?

At the bottom line.

"VAMOS!!!"

De Gea clenched his fist and roared, venting his anger.

That feeling of insecurity vanished like the receding tide.

The teammates stepped forward one after another.

"Beautiful! David!"

"NEW BEE, you little brat."

"MUA!"

Liu Yi was also happy for De Gea.

"Wow, David, that was a great save!"

De Gea shook his finger.

"Thanks to your special shooting training, this kind of shot with only angle and no speed is no problem for me!"

Wasting opportunities comes at a price.

But the price came a little too quickly.

Arsenal's corner kick was cleared by Phil Jones, who was leading the charge.

Ashley Young dribbles forward.

Facing Coquelin.

The body is tilted.

Use the outside of your right foot to flick the ball.

Professor Yang roared, "Liu! Prepare to contest the summit!"

Liu Yi made a diagonal run into the penalty area.

Zhu Lu and Jenkinson.

They were inseparable, one on the left and one on the right.

Szczesny was very relieved.

Let alone two people.

You're just carrying two frozen, rock-hard pork stalks.

It's impossible to jump so easily.

"Ashley Young!"

"It's time to pass the ball!"

Professor Yang is possessed by Beckham's spirit.

He unleashed a strange, crescent-shaped scimitar strike.

Back!

Szczesny's attention was entirely on Liu Yi.

and many more.

The Polish goalkeeper was sweating profusely.

This doesn't seem like... a cross!

When you want to make a desperate save.

The football is within reach!

"pretty!"

"Ashley Young!"

"The cross went straight into the goal!"

"A perfect ten-point score!"

Manchester United lead Arsenal 2-0!

Professor Yang rushed to the sidelines and excitedly slid to his knees.

He was quickly tackled to the ground by the swarm of people.

Liu Yi pressed Professor Yang's head down.

"Wasn't it supposed to be a cross? I was practically ready to descend from the heavens!"

Professor Yang laughed heartily: "I learned this from you. You always say something like, 'There's an old Chinese saying: "There's truth in falsehood, and falsehood in truth."' To put it bluntly, isn't it just deception?"

Liu Yi shook his head: "I was just lying to the other side. What kind of good person would lie even to their own teammates!"

The joys and sorrows of people cannot be shared.

Szczesny angrily spread his hands.

Whether it's Coquelin or Jenkinson.

Arsenal's inexperienced defenders were completely outmaneuvered.

If they try to use "lack of Premier League experience" as an excuse, that argument is unlikely to hold water.

after all.

Manchester United also has one player who played in the Championship last season.

The gap between people can sometimes be greater than the gap between people and pigs.

Wenger's gaze lingered on Liu Yi for a long time.

He even felt...

The quote he almost threw into the shredder back then.

Now that things have come to this, there's actually a tiny bit of something that's making his heart flutter.

As for their performance in this match...

The professor had lost all interest in blaming the young children.

The first half is about to end.

Rooney's breakthrough created a free kick just outside the penalty area.

Little Fatty positioned himself and took two steps back.

Liu Yi approached.

"You want to take this free kick?"

Rooney spoke calmly.

However, if Liu Yi had any improper intentions, he would resolutely refuse.

After all, he didn't want a repeat of the situation where "Lu and Luo shared the world".

"No... I just wanted to get an assist."

Liu Yi knew very well that his free-kick skills were terribly bad.

She covered her mouth and whispered, "Pass the ball to me, then I'll pause for a moment, and then you can hit it again."

"They're unsure whether you should punish them or I should, so by doing this, we can trick them into forming a human wall."

Rooney's eyes lit up.

You always manage to come up with something new and interesting.

"We can see that Rooney and Liu Yi are standing in front of the ball."

"They are both right-footed, but Liu Yi also has good accuracy with his left foot."

"Watch how those two handle this ball!"

"Rooney, pass the ball... to Liu Yi, is there some kind of strategy behind this?"

"Liu Yi, stop the ball and then shoot!"

"Great! Goal!"

"A perfect free-kick goal!"

Rooney put his arm around Liu Yi's shoulder.

The two of them skipped and hopped all the way to the sidelines like children.

"Haha, Liu, you're so witty and clever!"

"Listen, I'm going to treat you to my favorite place no matter what!"

Trust me, you'll love how it tastes!

to be frank.

Liu Yi has a bit of a "traitorous Cao Cao" fetish.

But older women who still retain their charm are acceptable.

Those women are old enough to be your grandmothers, I'm not worthy of such a status!

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