Chapter 315 Now you know why Amegakure is in ruins? Because…
Chapter 315 Now you know why Amegakure is in ruins? Because…
Chapter 315 Now you know why Amegakure is in ruins? Because…
"Who would like a woman like you who's not gentle at all?! Ouch!! Don't hit my head! It'll make me stupid!"
"It's okay, you couldn't possibly be any dumber, right?"
Kushina didn't forget what was said in the comments.
She tore at Obito's face and laughed, "Now the whole ninja world knows you're Kenji Obito, easy to fool, right?"
Obito Uchiha's fragile ego was hurt, and he yelled, "I would never like a violent woman like you!!"
"Is that so?" Kushina smiled. "Great, now I can beat you up even more without restraint~"
Obito Uchiha got beaten up by Kushina, which shows that he used all his charm on the old woman. Even if we take a step back, he could never be Minato's rival.
Rin and Kakashi listened to Obito's screams from the sidelines and silently offered their blessings to him.
Kakashi: "Being beaten by Lady Kushina is better than being killed by Minato-sensei. You're in for this beating, Obito."
Obito: "I didn't do anything—"
His grievances were so, so great.
"How could I possibly compete with Minato-sensei for the person he likes? That's just nonsense from the comments. Ugh, it hurts so much."
Kushina gave a haughty snort, "Taste my fists! I'll make sure you give up any rebellious thoughts you might have!"
Of course, Kushina was referring to the time she transformed into the masked man and attacked Konoha with the Nine-Tails.
It is likely that the scriptures spoken by the all-knowing gods originated from this matter.
Obito, sporting a head full of bumps, shouted defiantly, "Who would like a super-strong woman like you! Rin and Kakashi are way cuter than you!!"
"ha?"
Rin is one thing, but why did you bring Kakashi along too?
Obito's face turned bright red! He meant to say that Kakashi was cute as a younger brother, not that he was cute as a wife as the comments said!!
But everyone is used to the barrage of comments, so even if Obito had a hundred mouths, he wouldn't be able to tell the difference!
Kakashi was wearing a mask, but you could still see from his exposed skin that he was blushing with anger at Obito!
"Obito Uchiha!!" Young Kakashi: "Come here! It's time for sparring!!"
"?! Can you give me a break?!"
The injuries from Kushina's beating haven't healed yet, and now he's about to get beaten up by Kakashi again.
A pitiful Uchiha punching bag, no, a pitiful Uchiha Obito.
"Let's break free from the shackles of memories with our overflowing, passionate emotions~♪"
"Embrace the entire sky, shining brightly! Young man, become a legend!"
Chunin Exams Timeline —
"These lyrics—" Nagato murmured to himself, but he didn't say the rest aloud.
But seeing Yahiko's smile and his longing for peace, Nagato's heart seemed to warm up again.
And that line, "Let's break free from the shackles of memories with our overflowing, fiery emotions," seemed to be Yahiko telling him in another way—
"Don't live in my shadow anymore. What I want more is for you and Xiao Nan to be happy!"
The song then transitions into a section without lyrics, accompanied by vocals and music.
It was as if an angel was gathering strength, preparing the energy for a powerful strike to dispel the darkness.
The VCR footage showed the moment when Xiao Nan and the masked man broke off their mask.
"Akatsuki is our organization! It is Yahiko's will!"
"Since you're going to die soon anyway, I'll tell you. I was the one who got Yahiko to create the Akatsuki, and I gave the Rinnegan to Nagato. The Akatsuki and the Rinnegan were originally mine."
Upon hearing this, Konan immediately attacked Obito Uchiha, but all the paper pieces flying in the air were pierced through by Obito's intangibility!
"Were there explosive tags mixed in with the paper?!"
Just like the song says, Xiao Nan used the magic of divine paper to conjure wings that flew over the sea, like a resolute and cruel angel.
"I will take you to that world—"
"I've been preparing for this for a long time."
The sea parted, and the entire sea was made of 60 million explosive tags!
Chunin Exams Timeline —
Most of the Akatsuki members were imprisoned in Konoha, and Deidara's cell was right across from Obito's cell.
Upon seeing those six hundred billion explosive tags, Obito Uchiha's heart skipped a beat. Unless he used the Izanagi technique, he really wouldn't be able to escape!
Xiao Nan had actually been planning this all along?!
Deidara's heart skipped a beat!
"I refuse to accept this!!" Deidara shouted. "I refuse to believe that anyone understands the aesthetics of explosions better than me! Hmm."
"You actually thought of using six hundred billion explosive tags?!" Deidara pointed at Obito Uchiha. "You wait! Tobi! Once we get out of here, I'll collect six hundred billion tons of explosive clay and blow you to bits!! Hmm!"
Obito Uchiha: "————" I'm impressed!
"This is Konoha's prison. Please keep quiet, you brat from Iwagakure."
When Uchiha Enju entered, he overheard Deidara yelling that he would use 600 billion tons of explosive clay to kill his son.
Although his son is a major villain in the ninja world, his fate depends on the Fourth Hokage's instructions.
So Uchiha Enju simply glared at Deidara with his Sharingan.
If we include the timelines from other timelines, how many times has poor Deidara been bullied by the Uchiha clan? It seems like every Uchiha can bully him!
"What are you doing here again?" What Obito fears most now is not Kakashi and Rin visiting him, but his parents coming.
Uchiha Akari quickly took out the red bean cake she had brought.
"The Uchiha confectionery shop in the clan has reopened and has your favorite red bean cake, so your mom and dad bought it for you."
Uchiha Enki continued, picking up where his wife left off: "Mom's diary says that this is your favorite food."
Uchiha Obito:
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Awkward! Awkward! Awkward!!
He was surrounded by his colleagues!! And the one guarding him was none other than Konoha's great hero, Sakumo Hatake!!
Most importantly, he's almost thirty!
Don't treat him like a child! It's like he's younger than Deidara!
"Grandma, she—"
"She died of old age and is not considered among those who could be resurrected."
"oh."
Obito Uchiha's hands, feet, arms, and legs were all sealed by sealing techniques, and he was unable to use his Sharingan.
Uchiha Akari could only feed him red bean cakes, and this sunny and cheerful woman cried as she fed him.
Even Sakumo Hatake, who was in charge of guarding them, said, "It seems your personality is more like your mother's, hahaha, Kakashi is the same in that respect."
This made Obito Uchiha, who was already extremely embarrassed, even more embarrassed now!
In the past, he could cosplay as Madara Uchiha or Tobi to escape the awkwardness, but in this situation, he couldn't very well use Madara's voice to say to his parents, "Ridiculous! I only suffered a temporary setback!"
Or perhaps you could say to Konoha's White Fang in Tobi's voice, "I'm a high school girl who has a crush on Kakashi-senpai!"
From the other cells came Kisame Hoshigaki's faint, sinister chuckle and Hidan's unrestrained laughter.
And Kakuzu —
The sound of constantly calculating the cost of six hundred billion detonating tags.
"One explosive tag costs 2000 taels, 10,000 explosive tags cost 20 million taels, 100 million explosive tags cost 20 billion taels, and 600 billion explosive tags equal ————"
—120 trillion.
Kakuzu: "Obito Uchiha, you are the man whose life is the most precious I have ever seen."
Obito: What should I do if my parents find out that all my colleagues are a bit crazy? I need help urgently.
Scorpion said to Kakuzu, "Those explosive tags were probably made by Konan herself." He didn't think the organization had that much spare money to buy them.
Kakuzu glared at him, "Doesn't it cost money to make it yourself? If you sell it after it's finished, that's 120 trillion!"
Ask the entire Hidden Leaf Village how much mission reward they get in a year!
Konoha ninja: "————"
That's very impolite of you.
After laughing enough, Hidan said, "The comments say that Amegakure fell into ruin afterward. Could it be that the whole village is paying off Konan's debt?"
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No way?
Looking up at the VCR again, and listening to Xiao Nan sing "The Cruel Angel's Thesis of Action," everything felt strange.
In the comments section—
[Obito Uchiha only acts like a domineering CEO when he's with Konan, grabbing her by the neck all the time, hahaha] 10+ people think this is great. [Nagato: I feel like I'm being NTR'd.] 10+ people think this is great. [Yahiko: No! Aren't I the one being NTR'd?!] 10+ people think this is great. [Pain: Is it possible that you two are both clowns?] 10+ people think this is great. The Valley of the End 2.0 timeline is a bit too much ———
Those killed by Obito Uchiha have all been resurrected, including the original members of the Akatsuki organization.
They were now gathered around Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan. Seeing the barrage of comments above, the atmosphere in the organization suddenly fell into a mysterious silence.
"N————NTR?!!!"
Yahiko's expression was the most exaggerated. "I think that's what NTR means, right? It's like—cheating, or something like that—"
Nagato: "I don't really understand either, but you have to believe me, Yahiko! I have absolutely never done anything to betray you!"
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"I believe you," Yahiko said, patting Nagato on the shoulder as he used the Great Friendship Technique of the Ninja World. "Konan said that your leg injury was very serious before, and you couldn't move on your own."
"I see, that's why you trusted me." Nagato looked dejected.
Xiao Nan smacked each of them on the head, "Don't make wild guesses!!"
Yahiko and Nagato laughed heartily. The bond and kinship between the three of them were more than just emotions, so the comments in the live chat were just something to listen to and laugh at.
"But Konan has gotten a lot stronger over the years." Yahiko, who looked to be the youngest of the group, was surprised by the way Konan used the Divine Paper Technique and six hundred billion explosive tags in her final battle against Obito Uchiha in the video.
"But I still underestimated Obito Uchiha, or rather, the power of the Sharingan."
"Is it strong?" Yahiko disagreed. "What's the use of being strong if it's obtained by trading mental illness?"
"Ah Te Yi"
Obito Uchiha, the ultimate shut-in who spends all his time hiding in the Kamui dimension, sneezed!
It's obvious without even thinking that it was Konan, Yahiko, or Nagato who was cursing him!
The video was showing his final battle with Konan and the destruction of the first Akatsuki organization.
"I have been sleeping in the cradle of love ~♪ Only you are the messenger of dreams, descending to awaken all people ~♪"
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Valley of the End 2.0 Timeline —
Although they had been separated for some time, Xiao Nan still remembered that blond boy when she heard her own voice singing those lyrics.
"This lyric is like the feeling that ever since then, I have been waiting for someone who can wake me and Nagato from our dreams."
This is the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline. After the Fourth Shinobi World War, Sasuke and Naruto fought their final battle at the Valley of the End, and then reconciled with each other.
Nagato smiled slightly.
"In the end, it was indeed they who awakened everyone from the Infinite Tsukuyomi."
[Nan was a highly effective and unifying figure in the early Akatsuki organization, but she always remained behind the scenes, supporting Nagato and Yahiko.] (10+ people liked this.) [She never truly trusted Obito from the beginning; she was simply unwilling to abandon Nagato and the Akatsuki organization.] (10+ people liked this.)
One person thought it was great: "[There are many outstanding female characters in Naruto, but the male characters' brilliance overshadows them all.]" Over 10 people thought it was great: "[Konan's brilliance is so great that even Pain couldn't hide it, hahaha, six hundred billion explosive tags, the whole screen turned white, and it kept exploding for at least ten minutes.]" Over 10 people thought it was great, and Konan almost laughed while looking at the comments.
"It's a pity that they still couldn't kill Obito Uchiha, otherwise there wouldn't have been the Fourth Shinobi World War."
Yahiko shook his head. "Perhaps it's all fate's arrangement—"
"If Black Zetsu is not dealt with, others will resurrect Madara Uchiha in the future, activate the Infinite Tsukuyomi, and ignite the flames of war in the ninja world in order to resurrect Kaguya."
Speaking of this, Nagato thought of the comments about information fifteen years later earlier —
"But even if Black Zetsu and Kaguya are sealed away, there will still be stronger enemies descending upon the ninja world in the future."
By then, Naruto would no longer be the main character, and he would face even more difficulties than he does now.
Yahiko took a deep breath. "Naruto is no longer the protagonist, and the development of Amegakure has slipped out of Naruto's control."
He looked at Nagato and Konan.
"The future development of Rain Village depends on us!"
"Yes." As long as Yahiko, the core who unites them, is there, Nagato and Konan have unwavering confidence in the future.
On another timeline —
In the Samurai Bridge timeline—
Because the Uchiha clan did not intend to return to Konoha, they were recruited by Yahiko to the Land of Rain.
With these Uchiha around, Yahiko and Nagato had even more confidence!
Despite being in a new environment, Uchiha is currently feeling quite good.
However, regarding whether or not to actually join the Land of Rain, Fugaku Uchiha felt that at least a year of investigation was needed before a clear decision could be made.
At this moment, they were also listening to Xiao Nan sing "The Cruel Angel's Thesis" and watching the comments section above—
[Thinking about it this way, Obito Uchiha must be the man with the most valuable life in the ninja world, right? How much would 600 billion explosive tags cost?] 100,000+ people liked this. [Obito-kun, do you know you're a 120 trillion man?] 100,000+ people liked this. [What's the 120 trillion meme?] 100,000+ people liked this. [The money Konan spent to buy the explosive tags after killing him would probably be around 120 trillion.] 100,000+ people liked this. [I thought it was about Obito Uchiha's internet speed.] 100,000+ people liked this. [hhhhhhhhh] 100,000+ people liked this. Obito Uchiha doesn't know what internet speed means, but why is this meme being brought up again?!
Do you people share a heart with Kakuzu?! Why are you even calculating the cost of 6000 billion explosive tags?!
One comment: "An S-rank mission costs one million ryo, meaning Obito Uchiha would have to do 120 million S-rank missions. That's incredibly expensive!" (10+ people liked this) Another comment: "Hahaha, 120 million S-rank missions! Even if Madara Uchiha came, he'd have to do that for a lifetime!"
Over 10 people liked this. Madara Uchiha from various timelines was speechless: "What does that brat's business have to do with me?!"
And 120 million S-rank missions! Even if you could manage to complete them all, there simply wouldn't be that many missions!
Even if you complete one S-rank mission per day, it would still take 3288 years to finish all 120 million S-rank missions.
100,000+ people liked this: "[Poor Madara, even after death he had to use the Impure World Reincarnation to do illegal work for over 3,000 years.] 100,000+ people liked this: "And what does this have to do with me?! Why should I get any help?!" Uchiha Madara protested to the comments above.
But it's just a self-serving protest. If the comments were actually posted, they would probably keep arguing about this fake topic endlessly.
[Do you know why the Hidden Rain Village in Boruto is so dilapidated? It exploded because of financial problems! Everyone had to help Konan pay off her debts! Hahahaha] 10+ people think this is awesome!!!
The Uchiha clan members in the Samurai Bridge timeline, still hesitant about joining Amegakure, frantically retreated!
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