I, Naruto, started out with Hinata feeding me imported candy.

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"You're hiding behind me, and you're even making up a glamorous excuse for yourself. I'm really impressed by your cowardice."

Miss Nami showed no mercy, bluntly exposing the lies Usopp had fabricated for himself.

"I'm really not a coward, because we should all do what we're best at."

"Look at how fiercely you hit me just now, so I think you're suited to be the vanguard, and I'll protect you."

"And as I just said, I'm the one who usually gives orders."

"I'm used to commanding people, so I let Green Pepper Head and Radish Head fight."

Usopp tried to continue making excuses for his cowardice.

"But even so, you're overestimating me."

"How could I, a weak woman, possibly defeat such a large group of people?"

"They're not ordinary people; they're all like ferocious pirates."

 …

"Besides, what I'm best at isn't fighting; I just enjoy stealing other people's gold and silver treasures."

"I warned you long ago that what I'm best at is stealing the jewels I often steal from pirate ships."

"So please don't come to me if you need to fight."

Miss Nami hurriedly revealed all her secrets: all that gold and silver treasure was stolen from the pirate ship.

Usopp now understood.

"I'm really very weak..."

"They don't know how to fight at all."

"Although the blow I just delivered hit the target perfectly."

"Because you didn't even notice me behind you."

"It was just a coincidence, purely accidental." - Shi

Chapter 800: Did he panic on his own?

　"So don't come to me for fights, you should do it yourself."

"Didn't you keep saying you wanted to protect your village?"

"Why are you afraid to step forward at this crucial moment?"

Miss Nami continued speaking to Usopp.

"Don't overestimate me just because I'm a man."

"Although I am a man, I am terrified inside."

"763 admitted I was a coward, which is why I sent you to lead the charge."

"Although I have three subordinates, they are just playing a pirate game; they are not real pirates at all."

"This is the first time I've ever encountered a real pirate who kills people. How can I not be afraid?"

"No matter what, you're someone who frequently travels on pirate ships. A woman who has seen the world should be very brave."

"And I know you'll definitely have a way to deal with these pirates, just like you usually do when you steal things from pirate ships."

"Haven't you ever run into pirates? What if you encounter them on a pirate ship..."

How did you deal with them?

Usopp made all sorts of excuses for his cowardice.

"That's completely different. Even if I encountered pirates while I was stealing, it was still a completely different matter."

"He's just one person, of course I can think of a way to deal with him."

"But there's a huge group of pirates right now. Do you want me to be turned into mincemeat?"

Miss Nami was arguing loudly.

"But look at me, my legs are shaking so badly that I can't move forward at all."

"How am I supposed to fight those pirates? Even though you're a weak woman, at least you're still calm."

"No one else is trembling like I am."

"I knew it, you're a worldly woman."

"Of course I'm not afraid, so I think you should go ahead and I'll protect you from behind."

Usopp said to Nami, trembling all over.

Aren't I the same as you?

"I was terrified too. I've never faced so many pirates before."

"I have no way of fighting them, so don't put too much hope in me."

"I was terrified too."

Miss Nami explained that 0

"Look closely, take a good look."

"I'm so scared that tears are welling up in my eyes. A weak woman like me would probably cry if I saw so many pirates."

"As a man, you should bravely stand up and protect a weak woman like me."

Miss Nami continued.

"Haha, these two guys are hilarious."

"Standing before them is a group of real pirates."

"And they have to get across this slope. These two guys haven't even fought these pirates yet, and they've already thrown themselves into disarray."

"Has the leader of the hypnotist team never seen an opponent like this before?"

Naruto saw Nami and Usopp arguing endlessly in the screen about who should go out to fight first.

It's hilarious, considering there are a lot of real pirates standing here right now.

"Yes, they were just arguing."

“To completely ignore the group of pirates standing in front of them would be an insult to Captain Zango.”

But at that moment, Asuma-sensei took a deep breath and then spoke.

Chapter 801 Your trickery is really terrible!

　“Your eyes are clearly dry; you weren’t scared and didn’t cry at all, there are no tears.”

"Besides, I don't think you're scared at all. You're not trembling like me. If you're going to lie, then you're not."

"Please, at least make your lie believable."

"Besides, how could you possibly fool my eyes in front of a super liar like me?"

"Your scam is really bad."

"You're clearly lying; you're not afraid of these pirates at all."

In the video footage, Usopp speaks to Nami.

"You have no right to say such things to me. Helping you is a favor, not helping you is my right."

"This village should have been protected by you, 08."

"If...we hadn't shown up here, wouldn't you still be the one fighting these pirates all by yourself?"

"We are trying to help you out of kindness, but you have placed all the burdens on our shoulders."

"You're hiding behind us all by yourself, having a very easy time. Do you think you can just relax and have fun like this? No way."

Miss Nami was not to be outdone; her sharp tongue left Usopp speechless and utterly humiliated.

"If you hadn't offered to help me back then, I definitely would have come up with another perfect solution."

"I won't rely on you anymore, since you've already agreed."

"Either... you have to keep your word and never back down at the last minute. Even if you want to go back on your word now, it's too late."

"After all, those guys stole your treasure. If you don't want to fight these pirates, how can you get your treasure back?"

"Now you're not only helping me and this village, you're also helping yourself."

"Isn't it right to fight for your own interests?"

"If you don't fight, your treasure will be taken by these pirates."

"Do you really want to just stand by and watch these pirates steal your treasure?"

Usopp, at a loss for words, said to Miss Nami.

"Of course, those treasures are mine, and I will definitely take them back."

"But you have to go out and fight, but that doesn't mean I have to go and fight."

"Don't you also want to protect this village?"

"If you don't stand up and fight, how can you protect your village?"

Nami, of course, was not one to back down either, and her mouth went off like a machine gun as she engaged in a verbal battle with Usopp.

"These two started arguing on their own, which must have stunned the pirates. They've already started fighting amongst themselves so quickly."

Naruto watched as Usopp and Nami stood on a slope in the screen, arguing back and forth.

"They completely forgot about 763. There are so many pirates on the other side of the slope, waiting to rush over it."

Kisame Hoshigaki's eyes narrowed slightly. After pondering for a moment, he grinned and said.

"These two guys really don't treat ghosts like human beings."

"They completely ignored the existence of these pirates. How frustrated these pirates must have felt."

Deidara gasped repeatedly, then joked.

"Besides, these pirates are in a hurry."