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A mystery gift package?
Or is it a special edition made by the main god?
(Okay, system, you've successfully captured my attention. What's the specifics?)
(Host, you should know about Re:CREATORS, right?)
(I know that.)
Re:CREATORS, its content is both novel and old-fashioned.
What's novel is that this kind of content has become anime, but what's cliché is that there are tons of novels with this kind of content in our great country.
Its content is that characters from various novels or anime appear in real life; it's better to watch the anime for the full story.
(The God's mysterious gift is to let you take the place of a character from the series and cause trouble in the world of Re:CREATORS. After completing the mission, that character's abilities will be perfectly transferred to you. These abilities were specially created by the God. However, your current abilities will be sealed there, and you can only use that character's abilities.)
(Are you sure there's no problem?)
(The Supreme God doesn't need to go through all this trouble to kill us. And even if you accidentally die over there, it won't matter; you'll just lose that mysterious gift package.)
The system's words were still so blunt and hurtful.
(Tch, okay, but don't tell me it's just that I want to cause trouble, I don't believe it.)
(You'll find out when the time comes, host. So, are you going or not?)
(Fine, I'll go, okay?)
(Connecting the Main God—)
(Adjusting the timeline)
(Building a dimensional portal)
(Modifying world consciousness)
(Transfer initiated.)
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In a certain everyday world of crossover anime—
In an ordinary little villa, a young man is in front of a computer, constantly typing on the keyboard.
Just after he lay down on the bed, his consciousness was pulled into a pure white space, where a large white sphere of light floated in the air, illuminating everything with infinite light, but without being dazzling at all.
"Holy crap, the Supreme God? Isn't this cheat system coming way too slowly? I've been here for almost a year already!"
"I'm sorry, I'm not your cheat code. I'm only here to make a deal with you."
The large ball of light suddenly made a sound, startling the young man.
"A deal? Why would the Supreme God want to make a deal with me? Let me make it clear first, I will not become a reincarnator. As I always say, Kira Yoshikage, who is not lazy, only desires a peaceful life."
"...I think you're underestimating me, JoJo! Take my Ora Ora Ora Punch!"
Countless rays of light transformed into fists, relentlessly striking the writer Chang Yan, causing him to flee in terror, clutching his head.
"Stop, stop, stop! Stop fighting! I surrender, I surrender. By the way, why would a god like you use JOJO references?"
"Hmph, who do you think I am? Alright, enough fooling around, let's talk business."
Who started this whole mess?
Chang Yan thought to himself, feeling frustrated.
Ouch, my face hurts...
"Ahem, you know Re:CREATORS, right?"
"I know... Ah, could it be that, Great God, you want me to go—"
"Yes, you guessed right, that's exactly what you thought. So hurry up and write a new novel, the intensity is up to you, it can be weak or awesome, in exchange, I'll give you a pill."
"What medicine?"
Starting a new novel is no easy feat, let alone making it a hit. In Re:CREATORS, only highly popular characters are chosen by Miss Junji to be brought into the real world.
"Inspiration emerges + eradication of cirrhosis."
"Forehead......"
It's very attractive, especially the second one, but I still feel like I'm missing out a bit...
"You just need to write this novel. It doesn't matter if it becomes popular or not. Just write it normally. I'm using this character to cause trouble."
"Can I add one small condition?"
"what's up?"
"As long as your reincarnated ones don't come to this world, I'm quite satisfied with my peaceful life now..."
Chang Yan looked at the main god with some trepidation, fearing that it would beat him into mincemeat with a single blow.
"No problem. This world is just an ordinary everyday world. I only sent people here because I was bored out of my mind."
Upon hearing the Lord's reply, Chang Yan immediately relaxed, and his tense nerves loosened.
Great, I can continue to enjoy my peaceful life.
However, he couldn't see at all the increasingly wicked smile hidden beneath the light.
Reincarnators are under my jurisdiction, but transmigrators, system hosts, and those who are reborn are not. You're too naive, young man! Hahaha!
"By the way, I want you to write over 30 words within a month. If you don't, hehehehe..."
The supreme god let out a loud, booming laugh.
"I haven't submitted my manuscript for this month yet. Are you trying to make me work myself to death?"
"I can pay you for the reward pills first."
"...Could you grant me a few more days?"
"you sure?"
"I was wrong."
Chang Yan looked at the huge pile of fists formed from light around him and decisively chickened out.
"Now that you know, get back to writing! Also, you can use examples, but don't plagiarize!"
Chang Yan felt as if someone had suddenly kicked his butt, and then he woke up in a fright.
Dream?
Chang Yan looked blankly at the pills in his hand, then at the pitch-black night, and finally at the manuscript he had only managed to write a few words on...
God, I just realized that I seem to be just an ordinary person...
Even if cirrhosis is eradicated, I—
You could die suddenly!
For the sake of this world's safety, I, Yoshikage Kira, who always says "No Laziness," will be releasing a massive amount of new chapters today!
But I'll go to sleep first; surviving is the most important thing.
After taking the pills, he fell asleep immediately, as is often the case.
I'll talk about writing tomorrow.
Chapter 177 The Holy Son
(The Japanese version of FGO is giving away swimsuit Jeanne d'Arc Alter during this swimsuit event. Her Noble Phantasm is cool, but her name is a bit chuunibyou.)
(Of course, the most fun part is Ibaraki's Noble Phantasm, hahaha.)
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In that mysterious and ancient world, the sun has already decayed.
The sun transformed into something indescribable.
Containing a filthy malice, the rotting light twisted and licked everything, and thus, all things went mad.
They resist, they endure, they flee, they struggle—
Then they cheered.
They were full of praise.
They praised the decaying sun, which bestowed upon them their filthy "new life".
The corrupted moon continues to cast its decaying light upon the world at night, devouring what little reason the world has left.
But this incredibly chaotic, collapsing world attracted the attention of some unspeakable being.
They turned their gaze toward them, and thus, some daring humans made a breathtaking decision.
Since the world is already crazy, why not make it even crazier?
They were willing to spread the glory of those gods, on the condition that mankind be granted the power to protect itself.
The gods were astonished, feeling as if a bacterium was negotiating with them.
The gods accepted humanity's conditions, and countless bizarre and wondrous powers and things descended upon this decaying world. What followed was a night of utter chaos.
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"Great God, what do you think of this framework? It borrows some Cthulhu elements, and the content is, of course, a normal chuunibyou gentle boy who meets a newly born beautiful girl god, and after signing a contract, he saves the world while building a harem. As for the harem, I set most of the girls as monster girls, since it's too old-fashioned to always use mature women and lolis."
"So this is your type. It looks alright though. Who do you think is the most popular character?"
It would be more fun if it were a female character.
The Supreme God thought to himself, his smile gradually becoming increasingly wicked.
Unfortunately, this author is a super straight man and rejects all attempts at female-ification and cross-dressing.
Only sissies sleep with men; real men sleep with Terminators.jpg
Upon hearing the question from the Supreme God, a strange light flashed in the author Chang Yan's eyes.
A sure-kill flash
"Hmph, as I always say, Kira Yoshikage has already foreseen everything. In these 30 words, I've already written a big boss-type character, perfect for you to stir up trouble. But after all, it's only 30 words, a bit short..."
"It's alright, it's alright. Leave the rest to me. Just make a few changes when the anime comes out. You can publish this novel anywhere in your world. I'm off now, ┏(＾0＾)┛."
He felt that familiar sensation again in his buttocks; he had been kicked out by the God of War once more.
"Oh ho ho, what a wonder! Get ready to receive a big gift from your host, the master of this world."
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Light? How ridiculous.
A rotting sun? How boring.
Faith? Ha, how ironic.
I have no faith whatsoever, yet I have become a holy son of the church.
Tell me, are the eyes of the gods blind?
"Your Holiness, the Pope requests your presence."
As I was idly pondering, a believer stood behind the door and whispered something.
Even through the door, I could smell the disgusting aura emanating from that guy outside.
"I understand, step back."
I walked out expressionlessly. The corridor was filled with eerie yet fanatical murals. Just a glimpse of them out of the corner of my eye would fill my mind with awe for the gods.
If these murals were removed, the church would probably gain another batch of "devout" believers, right?
So boring.
Boring rules, boring precepts.
This world has already collapsed.