Chapter 75 Intentional or Not
Chapter 75 Intentional or Not
Since it's Monday, how can we not have a lively discussion about anime and manga?
On Monday at noon, in the anime club's activity room, Chen Chen was overjoyed. Seeing that everyone had finished lunch and was mostly gathered, the not-so-small room was packed. A sense of accomplishment, like that of a bountiful harvest, spread across his face. Then, he practically skipped and hopped over to them:
"Children, I have some good news to share!"
Upon hearing this, everyone who had been making a ruckus immediately stopped talking, turned to look at Chen Chen, their eyes sparkling:
"Oh? What good news has our great vice president brought us this time!"
"Hmph!" Chen Chen raised his hand and solemnly announced the news:
"At 12:50 PM on the 17th, which was not long ago, our anime club's wonderful little girl, Cheng Xiuxiu, agreed to let me go to her house this weekend to teach her how to swim!"
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh—"
Upon hearing this, everyone cheered and was overjoyed, so happy they seemed about to cry.
"Swimsuit version is back! Waaaaah... We've finally waited for the swimsuit version to return!"
"This is wonderful! Absolutely wonderful! I've lived this long just for this news!"
"Swimsuits are back, so how far away can the round of going completely nude be?"
"Vice President, our great Vice President, are you finally going to eat?"
"Waaaaah... Vice President, you've finally abandoned the pair of Hearts I prepared for you...?"
"Children, children, calm down! Please calm down!" Chen Chen raised his hand, stopping everyone's cheers or crying.
"Before that, there's one more obstacle we must overcome!"
"What obstacle?"
"No matter what the obstacles are, as long as you give the order, Vice President, everyone will grit their teeth and help you overcome them!"
Upon hearing this, Chen Chen crossed his arms, his gaze serious:
"Of course it's Lin Baolong! He's Cheng Xiuxiu's official boyfriend. If he saw me in the water with Cheng Xiuxiu in her swimsuit, his eyes wouldn't stop staring at those soft, white breasts... sorry, I got a little excited..."
As Chen Chen spoke, he awkwardly covered between his legs.
Why did you stop?! We want to hear pornographic content!
Everyone was furious and vented their anger on that damned Lin Baolong.
"Wouldn't it be better to gouge out his eyes so he can't see?"
"Too much trouble, let's just kill him!"
"Hmph! I've disliked him for a long time because he's interfering with the vice president's love life. It's better to kill him sooner rather than later!"
"I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! Just thinking that this damn guy stopped the vice president and swimsuit-clad Cheng Xiuxiu from being all lovey-dovey makes me want to throw him into concentrated sulfuric acid!"
"Kill! Kill! Kill!"
In an instant, the entire activity room was filled with righteous indignation, vowing to suck Lin Baolong's marrow dry and grind his bones to dust!
"Calm down, calm down!" Chen Chen slammed his hand on the table to stop everyone from sharpening their knives. "I feel like everyone's gone way too crazy lately, thinking about killing people so casually. This is wrong!"
"Isn't that all because of you, Vice President?"
The crowd, which had just been filled with indignation, suddenly choked up:
"We're terrified! Really! Mr. Vice President! You can't even imagine how worried we are about your failure in your pursuit of the Great Lolita. If you fail, you'll be disheartened, and our faith will crumble! Do you really want to watch everyone scatter like birds without a tree? What will our anime club become then?"
Ah... such earnest expectations, such heavy admonitions! Chen Chen never imagined that just pursuing Cheng Xiuxiu would put so much pressure on everyone in the club.
But this is both pressure and responsibility. The grand pursuit of the loli has reached a critical moment. The pressure from all sides makes Chen Chen have many concerns. In particular, in his various private messages, not only the innocent Kugou, but also those shameless bad guys who even cursed him for not drowning yet have come back again.
But when faced with his fellow villagers, his children who so eagerly hoped for his success, he simply smiled, displaying an expression of confidence:
"Don't worry, everyone, I'm determined to get Cheng Xiuxiu!"
……
Lin Jianlu always felt that this world was a bit magical.
Otherwise, how could she possibly see a girl deliberately covering Chen Chen's back with leftover food during lunchtime?
At 12:20 pm, Chen Chen and Lin Jianlu went to the homeroom teacher's office to explain why they were late that morning because they had to handle hospital procedures. Then they went to the cafeteria together, and that's when this happened.
Just as they entered the restaurant, next to the slop bucket where food was dumped, a chubby-looking girl glanced at Chen Chen as he passed by, and then slammed her plate down on him.
Lin Jianlu, who was standing next to him, witnessed all of this, including the chubby girl's casual apology at this moment:
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
On the blue and white school uniform, the yellowish-brown leftover soup and food were extremely eye-catching. The greasy liquid dripped slowly down the folds of the clothes, making people feel involuntarily annoyed.
"You did this on purpose." Chen Chen stood there, stunned for a moment, then looked up at the chubby girl and said calmly.
"Yes! You did it on purpose!" Lin Jianlu was furious and rushed forward. "I saw it clearly; it wouldn't have happened like this in a normal collision!"
"Little Deer, step back. There's no point in talking about evidence; she did it on purpose."
"Wrong, it's your pointless evidence!" the chubby girl scoffed. "Lin Jianlu, everyone knows you and Chen Chen are in cahoots, you've probably slept with him countless times already! You're using evidence to defend him, do you think anyone's going to believe you?"
"Everything looks dirty to people with heart conditions." Lin Jianlu gritted her teeth and clenched her fists. If it weren't for the growing crowd, she would have punched this ugly bastard who spread rumors in the face long ago.
"Yeah, right." The chubby girl nodded and smiled. "Anyone who tries to steal someone else's credit must have a really dirty heart! You've slept with her for so long, you've become dirty too. No wonder you joined her in saying I did it on purpose. Heaven have mercy, I really didn't mean to!"
"It was an accident."
Suddenly, a soft yet firm voice rang out.
The next second, a full plate of food was poured over the fat girl's head. The food seemed to have been put on the plate recently, and it was so hot that the girl shivered all over.
"Who? Who is it? I'll fuck you..."
The girl, soaked to the bone, felt like a pig that had been doused with swill. Furious, she quickly turned around.
But what she saw was Cheng Xiuxiu with a cold expression, and a tall, burly man in black standing beside her.
"I...I...I think you really did it on purpose..."
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