Chapter 142
Chapter 142
Haozi stood on the stage in a daze, looking at the girl who stood up and accused him. He was a little confused for a moment.
After so many performances, this was the first time that his performance was interrupted.
But then, he quickly reacted, resisting the urge to get angry, pretending to be indifferent and smiling, and asked, "What did you say just now, audience? Sorry I didn't hear it clearly, can you say it again?" After saying that, he saw another man standing next to the girl, the man looked down at him, with disdain in his tone, and said to him, "She said you have no brains, don't you understand Chinese? Idiot!" Qi Jia said this lightly, but it sounded like thunder in the ears of everyone in the audience, Zhang Ruonan didn't expect that Qi Jia, who usually looked like a good gentleman, would actually curse people, she covered her mouth with her hand, moved in front of Qi Jia, and whispered, "I didn't call him an idiot, I just said he has no brains." Qi Jia, who had a serious expression on his face, was almost laughed at by her words, and pulled her hand and squeezed it, "Don't make a fuss, I curse what you curse, what's the difference This!"
At this time, the mouse on the stage was directly scolded and broke his defense. He stopped pretending and his face darkened. He teased,
"You are back from the ten years ago, don't you know that talk show is an offensive art?
I suggest that you two watch more talk shows in the United States when you have time. What they say is much more exaggerated than me.
You can say whatever you want without any scruples. What is this called? This is called freedom of speech.
It is my right as a citizen, and I have kept it.
If you want to be so serious, I suggest that you two stop watching talk shows and go back to ask the elderly at home to see if there are any model opera discs. That thing is suitable for you. "
After he finished speaking, a group of audiences laughed,
and the three men and one woman sitting next to them were also shocked by the actions of Qi Jia and Zhang Ruonan.
The four looked at each other and looked at Qi Jia involuntarily, intending to see how he would respond.
Seeing Haozi on the stage with a dagger in his smile, Qi Jia was not angry. He smiled and said,
"Since you said that talk show is an offensive art and mentioned the freedom of speech in the United States,
then I want to ask you, is there a talk show in their country that uses Jews or blacks as jokes?"
The actor, who was originally smiling sinisterly, was instantly silenced by Qi Jia's question.
He tried his best to use his severely shrunken cerebellum and tried hard to find an example,
but he was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and his brain was about to smoke, but he couldn't find it.
Seeing that he was reluctant to speak, Qi Jia smiled and continued,
But this time, his tone was not as gentle as before, but became more pressing and serious,
"Since you can't say it, let me give you another example,
Just last year, you mentioned freedom of speech in the United States, and the famous talk show host Davidson,
once compared a veteran to a killer in a pornographic movie on the show.
After the show was broadcast, Davidson was immediately condemned by everyone in the country,
Finally, the program team and Davidson had to invite the veteran to the show,
in front of the TV, in front of everyone in the country , apologize to him solemnly. "
Speaking of this, Qi Jia showed a disdainful smile on his face, looking at Haozi sarcastically,
"In my opinion, he is not only more famous than you, but also smarter than you,
knows what should not be used as a joke, realizes that he is wrong, and immediately makes amends,
instead of being like a clown like you, hiding and sneaking on the stage!"
On the stage, sweat broke out on Haozi's forehead,
He really didn't expect that the audience knew more about talk shows than he did as a practitioner,
even, he was a little suspicious whether the other party was a colleague who came to mess up the scene.
And why did he speak so scary,
he was still smiling in the previous second, but it was thunder and rain in the next second,
in front of him, he was like a prisoner facing the police interrogation.
After hearing Qi Jia's two questions in a row, other viewers also started to discuss.
"Fuck, this guy not only makes sense, but I also think he's so cool!"
"Shh, stop arguing! Have you forgotten that we are the atmosphere group for the show? Be careful not to be found out and have your salary deducted!"
"I also think Haozi's joke is bad, the metaphor is too obvious, good job!"
"Hey sister, do you think that handsome guy's voice sounds familiar? I seem to have heard it somewhere."
"You know what, I think so too, but it's a pity that he's wearing a mask and a hat, so I can't recognize him."
ListenThe public opinion at the scene gradually turned against him. Haozi was anxious and continued to argue with gritted teeth.
"I don't understand what you are talking about. I didn't insult the soldiers. I was just telling an ordinary joke."
After hearing this, Qi Jia sneered again.
Looking at Li Haoshi who was struggling to death, he said,
"Do you really think you are very smart and disguise your despicable words perfectly?
Do you really think that young people nowadays don't look down on Shangganling and don't understand what you mean by squirrel?"
"And your last eight words, isn't the metaphor obvious enough?"
"Hmm?!"
Qi Jia unconsciously used his acting skills in his speech.
The last word "hmm" was not shouted, but vibrated through the throat.
To everyone's ears, it sounded like Huang Zhong Da Lu, grand and majestic.
The middle-aged man headed by three men and one woman looked at Qi Jia with interest when he heard this.
For a moment, he almost thought that the other party was in the same line of work as him.
Looking at the rat standing on the stage like a clown, who was sweating profusely because of what he said,
Qi Jia smiled disdainfully and continued to speak, beating the dog who had fallen into the water,
"Instead of spending time thinking about your clumsy jokes, you might as well think about it,
Who is guarding the pass in the ice and snow? Who is patrolling the border in the sweltering summer swamp?
And who is guarding our sea area in the mysterious and dangerous sea?
Compared to them who have silently contributed, what qualifications do you, a clown, have to stand in the gloomy theater,
Use your clumsy performance to ridicule the heroes who fought bloody battles for us in the sun!"
It was loud and deafening,
Qi Jia's few short words were like a sledgehammer, torturing everyone's hearts again and again,
Those who were paid to warm up the atmosphere group, heard Qi Jia's questions,
and couldn't help but feel ashamed of their laughter just now!
"Good!"
Zhang Ruonan clapped excitedly, and her eyes were full of admiration when she looked at Qi Jia.
Then, all the audience in the theater applauded Qi Jia's speech,
including the theater staff, and the mysterious three men and one woman!
Qi Jia smiled and waved to everyone, then took Zhang Ruonan's hand and planned to leave the theater.
But at this moment, a girl suddenly stood up from her seat, opened her hands, and blocked the two of them.
Little Potato put his face in front of Qi Jia, looked carefully, widened his eyes, covered his mouth and exclaimed,
"Fuck, Qi Jia is really you!"
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