thefictionvixens Chapter 118 You Have Said So Much, Are You Just Teasing Me?
Chapter 118 You Have Said So Much, Are You Just Teasing Me?
for a while.
Everyone in the tavern stopped what they were doing and looked over together.
Especially Tu Shan Yaya.
Even more eager to try.
Under the gaze of everyone.
Rayleigh put his hand on it proudly:
"Of course, I won't let you."
The next moment.
He exerted himself suddenly.
But...
But he found that he couldn't move Saitama a bit.
After a few minutes of stalemate.
Rayleigh's old face was flushed with suffocation, and bean-sized sweat kept sliding from his forehead.
"The young man is really strong."
After Rayleigh snorted coldly, he wrapped his right hand around Conqueror's Haki immediately.
Overlord Black Thunder flashed.
The relentless pressure pervaded wantonly in every corner of the tavern.
"Is it my turn?"
Saitama still looked calm, and exerted a slight force on his wrist.
Just listen to "pop".
There are no gorgeous special effects, and no crazy statements.
Rayleigh's arm was snapped off, hitting the bar.
See this scene.
Everyone's pupils shrank suddenly.
This bald guy obviously doesn't look too strong!
How did Rayleigh get killed in seconds?
Immediately afterwards.
Big Big Wolf, Tea Dolphin, Homelander, Demon Dragon, and Tu Shan Yaya stepped forward to compete.
Without exception.
All were killed in seconds!
As for Liang Bing, Guysha, Lukya, Pluton and other bigwigs expressed no interest.
Rayleigh rubbed his sore arm and asked curiously:
"The old man sees you as an ordinary person."
"Why is it so strong?"
Tu Shan Yaya and others who were killed by the motherland were also full of curiosity on their faces.
Saitama took a sip of wine and said lightly:
"Adhere to 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10-kilometer long-distance running every day."
heard the words.
Everyone in the tavern suddenly twitched their faces.
Is it a bit too sloppy?
Fools can't be fooled like this, can they? !
At this time.
Saitama seemed to remember something, and said softly:
"Oh, right!"
"And the most important point!"
Rayleigh, who was instantly killed by Saitama, rekindled hope in their hearts, and asked at the same time:
"What?"
Saitama said solemnly, "That is."
"After doing what I just said, no matter how hot it is, don't turn on the air conditioner!"
Everyone: "..."
You've had enough!
Do you think you are very humorous?
If this is not in a tavern, you will know what a black hand is!
for a while.
The faces of Rayleigh and the others were gloomy, as if dripping water.
Seeing that they looked like they were going to eat Saitama alive.
After Ron swallowed the goji berry water in his mouth, he explained with a smile:
"It's all true."
"That's how he got his strength."
heard the words.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Some of them rely on technology, some rely on Haki, some rely on blood, talent...
But what the hell knows.
Today, a person can jump out and become a strong person by doing push-ups!
Tu Shan Yaya held up her fist, with determination written all over her face:
"starting today."
"I'm going to stick to this too!"
After finishing speaking, she clapped her hands and practiced on the floor of the tavern.
However...
Within a few minutes.
Xiao Douding felt that it was too boring, so he got up and went to play with the cat without saying anything.
At this time.
The Holy Lord, who had been silent all this time, slowly said:
"I hope I will be the first to fight you when the arena is established."
The stupid son lost face outside.
As a father, I must get this place back.
Devil dragon!
Dad loves you...
After Saitama raised his eyes and took a look, he suddenly became energetic:
"You are strong."
"It's stronger than the weirdos I've encountered before. I'm looking forward to fighting you."
The four eyes are facing each other.
A hint of fighting spirit spread in the tavern.
Immediately, the two of them shifted their gaze.
The Holy Lord comforted his stupid son who was hurt in his heart with a big cock fight.
Saitama, on the other hand, looked at the people from his motherland sitting aside:
"Excuse me..."
"What do heroes look like in your world?"
After a brief thought, the motherland man stood up slowly and said loudly:
"The word hero is as the name suggests."
"It is admirable and respected!"
"We punish rape and eliminate evil, love the common people, and perform in public performances when we have nothing to do to show the world our success."
"The moment I became a hero, I ceased to be myself."
"But I belong to the world. Whenever people need me, I will stand up immediately!"
The people of the motherland walked back and forth in the tavern, constantly trying to whitewash their image in front of this bald man who didn't look very smart.
His voice was loud and clear, as if he was singing his own "legendary" voice.
After hearing this, the faces of the guests who knew the character and actual situation of the motherland suddenly darkened.
Did you get the wrong script... Ron also raised his eyebrows.
Deep Sea, who was sitting in the corner, laughed out loud: "Pfft..."
"Huh?!" The motherland man glared at him.
Die you!
Don't talk about eating octopus when you go back. Laozi will let you eat all the creatures in the ocean!
but...
Saitama believed it and said with envy: "You are so great."
"I didn't expect that in the world you live in, the heroes are so great and have such high ideological consciousness."
The people of the motherland looked proud:
"certainly!"
"Since you become a hero, you must have a clear conscience."
"Otherwise, you will be ashamed of the people who trust and love you!"
heard the words.
Liang Bing finally couldn't help but cursed:
"Fuck, I'm a **** from the motherland"
"speak English."
"As a spreader of depravity and freedom, there is no need to make your image so disgusting."
The motherland trembled all over and immediately reversed what she had just said:
"actually."
"We punish rape and eliminate evil, but we are just showing off on camera."
"It's not that I belong to the world, but that the world belongs to me!"
"Performing a public performance and showing a kind and righteous face is also a way to win votes."
"The false side of me makes me sick to my stomach!"
"You know, I can't wait to kill all those who don't support me!"
After the motherland man finished speaking, the corners of his mouth could not help but rise crazily, revealing a sickly smile.
My whole body felt relaxed.
really...
The Queen’s Fall and Freedom is so right!
Saitama on the side was dumbfounded, and his originally dull facial features became even more dull.
grass!
You said all this, are you just teasing me?
"You're not so much a hero."
"It's better to say he's a weirdo."
"Twisted, evil, sick... you have all these weird characteristics."
Saitama sighed in disappointment.
Pity.
This is not in its own world.
Otherwise... let's punch him first!
Sudden.
Saitama's eyes lit up and he asked Ron curiously:
"Boss, since you have someone strong here who can fight me."
"Is there anyone or a method that can help me grow my hair?"
In addition to finding opponents.
Growing hair again is also the purpose of Saitama coming to the tavern.
Ron touched it and asked:
"If you were allowed to grow hair, your current power would disappear."
"What would you choose?"
"Is it the hair, or is it the strength?"