thefictionvixens Chapter 179 So Shocking
Chapter 179 So Shocking
The motorcycle finally arrived.
After all, Yuan Tan hadn't had time to talk about the motorcycle in detail with Dian Wei and the others. At this moment, he suddenly woke up and couldn't help but laugh, "Dian Wei, why don't you lift the support of the motorcycle? It will save trouble when pushing."
What the hell is a car brace?
Dian Wei was puzzled and did not dare to say more.
Yuan Tan sighed, "Let go, it will stand on its own."
"Here." Dian Wei carefully let go according to the strength, and then noticed the car support.
At this moment, all the soldiers in the army, including those brought by Lu Bu, looked pale.
Because they saw that the horse had no head. Some people had also seen the horse with two heads. This was the first time they saw the headless horse.
Lu Lingqi, who was disguised as a soldier, was even more beautiful. She wondered if this person was a psychopath. Although the horse was flashy, it had no head at all. It was too scary. Can a person who collects horses like this be a normal person?
Lu Bu was also panicked, but after all it was not a monster, just a horse, so after he calmed down, he laughed: "Hahaha, eldest son, your horse is so strange. It has no head, three legs, and a third leg." The legs are still so thin.”
"The horse's belly is so close to the ground, how can it run? No wonder General Dian Wei had to push it."
"Hahaha, is this the first time I've seen someone walking with legs?"
As Lu Bu laughed, Gao Shun, Lu Lingqi and others also laughed.
The soldiers of the Tiance Army were not happy. Although they also despised this stupid horse, they loved the house and the bird and just couldn't laugh at their eldest son.
"Hahaha." Yuan Tan also laughed.
Can you still laugh at this?
Lu Bu and the others were speechless, and found that Yuan Tan was smiling very happily, as if they were all fools.
Yuan Tan smiled and said: "You don't know, this is not a horse, but a kind of cart."
"Not a horse?" Lu Bu blushed, and the soldier next to him, Lu Lingqi, turned even redder, perhaps because of her skin that could be broken by a bullet.
After being stunned for a moment, Tiancejun was overjoyed and began to speak one after another.
"Holy shit! It turns out it's not a horse, but a car!"
"Everyone! When General Dian Wei introduced it just now, I was still laughing at the fact that there was such a horse. Now I realize that I am superficial."
"Hey! It's okay for us to be superficial. How can we not be knowledgeable? I didn't expect that Marquis Wen, who owns the red rabbit among horses, has seen countless horses, but he didn't even recognize it."
When Lu Bu heard this, his face was on fire, as if someone had slapped him a thousand times, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
Li Ru had no choice but to solve the problem and started a different topic: "My eldest son, this car is really unexpected. It only has two wheels. What is the use of this car?"
"You are blind. Didn't you see that there is a support for the car?" Dian Wei said.
Li Ru touched his goatee and said, "General Dian Wei, what's the use of this car support? It will only hinder the progress even more."
Dian Wei: "...."
Yuan Tan smiled and said: "You don't understand. Even though this car only has two wheels, it can travel thousands of miles a day and has great balance."
Everyone was shocked when they heard this.
Lu Bu's eyes widened and he wanted to make it up. He continued to make it up. Even if I believe in ghosts, I won't believe you. He said: "As we all know, if you have two wheels, you need one on the left and one on the left to be stable, just like a person walking. Don't you see chickens and ducks? The same goes for geese. How can the front and rear wheels maintain balance? If it weren't for the support of this car, it would have fallen to the ground."
Even if Dian Wei and the others were unwilling to admit it, they had to keep silent.
Lu Lingqi, "You are still traveling thousands of miles a day, and the eldest son is so powerful that you don't even know what a journey of thousands of miles is?"
Lu Bu always felt that asking for help would damage his reputation, and he was suppressed by Yuan Tan from beginning to end, and he also had hatred for smoking.
As the best general in the world, Lu Bu felt very humiliated. He had long wanted to take the opportunity to take revenge, so he decisively seized the opportunity, "Since it is said that a day can travel thousands of miles, my red rabbit horse can only travel a thousand miles. I don't know if I dare to compete." Fan?"
Yuan Tan looked at Red Rabbit and said, "Lu Bu is among men, and Red Rabbit is among horses. Red Rabbit and Horse are really the best horses in the world, so let's not compare."
Lu Bu said proudly: "Haha, the eldest son is still aware of himself."
Yuan Tan smiled and said, "Yes, it's just that you don't know anything about it yourself. I'm afraid that Chi Tu Ma will be implicated by you."
what!
Lu Bu's eyes popped out of his sockets at that time. He was afraid that he would be implicated by me. Does that mean I was ignorant?
Even if I am really ignorant, it is still better than your boasting.
No matter how ignorant you are, you still know that a red rabbit horse can run faster than your motorcycle.
Others have similar thoughts.
Li Ru hurriedly said: "Everyone, be quiet and listen to me. Sir, after all, your motorcycle is a car and needs a horse. Even if you use eight horses to pull it, it can't be better than the Red Rabbit Horse." Run fast. This is a natural principle, don’t you understand?”
Yuan Tan nodded, "Of course, any cart being pulled, even if it is a divine horse, cannot run as fast as an ordinary horse."
Li Ru nodded proudly and looked at everyone in the Tiance army.
Tian Cejun covered his face from top to bottom, what a shame, why did the eldest son say such stupid things today, where has the wisdom of the past gone?
Yuan Tan: "But my cart doesn't need a horse."
( ⊙ o ⊙ ) Ah!
Everyone was shocked again by this shocking statement.
"If you don't use a horse, what do you use to pull it? A human being? No matter if it's a human or an ox or a sheep, it's more difficult to run fast." Chen Gong finally couldn't help but laugh.
Guo Jia and the others' faces were burning, as if they had been beaten a thousand times. They thought to themselves what had happened to the eldest young master, was he sick?
Only Yuan Tan was full of confidence, "I have to say you are superficial. My car can run on its own."
Li Ru was furious when he heard this, "Damn it, damn it! Young Master, you think this is humiliating us. Do you know this is humiliating yourself? You are a powerful figure in the world, and everyone in the world is watching. How can you say that? You make such shameless remarks, referring to a donkey as a horse? How can there be a car in the world that can run on its own?"
Lu Bu said coldly: "I didn't expect the eldest son to be such a person. A car is a dead thing and only a living thing can run. Even a three-year-old child knows this kind of thing."
Yuan Tan: "This motorcycle can run by itself, but you are superficial and don't understand it, and you still talk about others."
Lu Bu was so angry that he almost vomited blood. His face was thicker than the city wall, wasn't it? Being shameless depends on the situation, right? You can verify such a thing on the spot, and you dare to speak harshly?
"Okay, I am superficial, I am so superficial, you are not superficial, you run, you let him run! Even if he can take a step by himself, I will kneel down for you today."
Li Ru: "I will kneel too!"
Chen Gong: "I'll kneel too!"
Lu Lingqi, Gao Shun and others, "We all kneel!"
Yuan Tan sighed, "In this case, it doesn't mean that I won't show mercy to you."
Lu Bu and the others were furious. Stop saying such stupid things. It's not that you don't show mercy to us, but you don't show mercy to yourself, you know?
When Guo Jia saw Yuan Tan walking over, he hurried over and whispered: "No, eldest son, please leave quickly. I will leave this place to my subordinates."
However, Yuan Tan had already ridden the motorcycle, and when he raised the support, he changed it to support his feet on the ground.
Lu Bu said disdainfully: "There is no balance at all, and you are still running, you are running away!"
The voice did not fall.
I heard a chugging sound.
Yuan Tan turned on the ignition, released the clutch, matched the accelerator, and started running suddenly.
Lu Bu: "!!!"
Guo Jia: "???"
Everyone: "...."