thefictionvixens Chapter 206
Chapter 206
"what!"
"Fuck!"
At the foot of the mountain, more than [-] people who were waiting for Yuan Tan to fall to his death saw Yuan Tan holding out his parachute.
Huhuyouyou fell slowly, without any rhythm of falling to his death.
These people were all shocked!
What the hell!
Who can do such a thing?
Tens of thousands of people were excited one after another!
"Oh my god! It can fly! Fly!"
"Awesome! So awesome! Is this the eldest young master?"
"Sure enough, the eldest son is as awesome as ever! Everyone thought he jumped off a cliff to die, but in the blink of an eye he took off! It's so scary!"
"When the eldest son jumped down just now, I was still waiting for him to die, but now I know that I am the idiot!"
"The eldest son clearly expressed his attitude: In what age are we now, are we still afraid of jumping off a cliff? We are all people who can fly!"
"Flying man! Come on, come on, princes from all walks of life, let's compete to see who is better at martial arts, or I am the one who flies better!"
"Tell me a joke, will the eldest son fall to death if he jumps off a cliff? That's nonsense. My dad asked me why I knelt down to watch him jump off a cliff! I told my dad, look up, and my dad also knelt down. Look, that stupid guy next to me That’s the kind of old man he is.”
"The princes from all walks of life are like shit in front of the eldest son. You still want to rescue him? Before the eldest son lands, I advise you to surrender quickly. Otherwise, if the eldest son flies over, there is no need for the army to take action, and he can do it alone I’ll kill you all when I see you!”
"That's right! The eldest son is descended from the gods. If you surrender voluntarily, you can still survive. Those who are stubborn will be sacrificed to heaven!"
"Xun Yu, where are you, Xun Yu? If you don't surrender, how long will it take? What a famous person in the world, you are worthy of being generous to the eldest son, who gives you the confidence?"
"It's better than Xun Yu. Even if Xun Yu's father comes, he will give in. Surrender quickly. What's more right than following a flying god?"
Everyone is ecstatic!
Especially when I think of the people who were very wealthy under Yuan Tan's rule, it turned out that they followed the gods!
The princes from all walks of life are still fighting for hegemony.
Ordinary people versus gods!
You even got a fart, so let’s form a team and surrender!
What about Cao Cao, Lu Bu and Liu Bei, what about Sun Ce, Liu Biao and Ma Teng, let alone each one of them, even if they are all added up, can they compare to Feitian?
"That idiot just said that the eldest young master would fall to death, and he made a bet?"
"What the hell! But I am uneducated, so I can go all over the world with just one word of what the hell!"
"Brothers, I was wrong, but who would have thought that the eldest young master can't do human affairs!"
"Damn it, it's fine even if you jump off the cliff. If someone had told me before that it was true, I would have beaten him until he vomited blood!"
"When the eldest son just opened the umbrella cover, I thought he was finished. Did I think the legend was true? If he could jump off a cliff with an umbrella, would Master Lu Ban fall to his death?"
"Now I know that Master Lu Ban and others are just childish when it comes to the eldest son. The eldest son's umbrella is a professional one!"
Yuan Tan landed.
The scene was not calm, but reached a higher peak.
He then discovered that the people were looking at him with scarlet eyes, as if they were seeing fleshy zombies, and they couldn't help but feel their livers and gallbladders bursting, "Are you going crazy!"
The people are crazy, but in their hearts, Yuan Tan is God and God, so no matter how crazy they are, they don't dare to go too far.
Instead, he bowed his head and bowed.
Have you ever heard the sound of bang bang bang kowtowing louder than war drums?
I saw that everyone's loyalty skyrocketed as if they were refreshed. This was the case for the newly recruited Xiliang Army, and even Xun Yu was the same. It didn’t even stop when it skyrocketed to 90. It didn’t stop until it skyrocketed to 100.
The Xiliang army rushed away from the people and knelt at the front. Everyone bowed their heads and bowed.
Is this our lord? He is so awesome. I will never follow anyone else again. Even if the master dies, we will die too. Because the lord must have returned to heaven, and they will also ascend to heaven with him.
Many people were frightened and went crazy, especially those who were not of the same mind.
"Oh my God, no way, no way!"
"It's not at all what I thought! How could you not fall to death when you jump from the cliff! It doesn't matter if you don't die, you can still fly down! Even if there is an umbrella cover, who doesn't have an umbrella cover? Why does this person's umbrella Is it different if you cover it?"
"With the wisdom of mortals, who is the eldest young master? His umbrella cover is used by gods, how can it be compared with the umbrella cover of a mortal? Master Lu Ban and Mozi are just like shit in front of the eldest young master!"
"Even when Lu Ban sees the eldest son, he will kowtow, and when Mo Zi sees him, he will also offer his kneecaps!"
"Look at the eldest son's umbrella cover. The style and material are different from ours!"
"You don't understand this? Didn't I just say that it is used by the gods in the sky. The only one in the world who can produce such an umbrella cover is the eldest son!"
"Young Master, I am willing to spend any amount of money on your umbrella cover, whether or not you want to sell it!"
"Damn you idiot, do you think you deserve such an umbrella?"
"The shameless guy's chicken feet are exposed! Want to go to heaven? Why don't you take a pee and take a look at yourself!"
"Tell me a joke! You think you can become a god if you ascend to heaven. You are laughing so hard. Even if I fly up to you, do you believe that when you see a god, he will take your head with a sword?"
"Master, I want to learn to fly!"
"Master: You're a fool! You can't even learn it as a carpenter, but you still want to learn how to fly. I still want to learn it! But is this what us mortals can learn?"
Guo Jia and the others rushed to the front.
Yuan Tan retreated repeatedly, "What are you going to do? Don't come over. Put down your weapons!"
When everyone took a look, it turned out that they were just about to kill the people who were making noises, but now they were still in the state of drawing their swords.
So they all threw away their swords and guns, bowed their heads, and said, "Master, you are so awesome. Following you is a blessing that we have cultivated for eight lifetimes. Please accept our kneecaps!"
Yuan Tan breathed a sigh of relief, it's good that he's not crazy.
At first, he just wanted to use the parachute to conquer Xun Yu, but now it seems that he has gained more than that.
I didn't expect that the effect of flying in front of the ancients was surprisingly good.
Today, more than [-] people are kneeling in front of him. If modern people knew about it, they would definitely yell at him for being stupid. Isn't it just a parachute?
But in the minds of the ancient people, Yuan Tan has already become a god on the spot!
At this time, Dian Wei and the others also ran down the mountain.
Xun Yu ran at the front and kept pushing Dian Wei, "Get out of the way, don't block the road!"
Dian Wei's face twitched wildly, he was now in a happy mood, and his words became sharper, "I'm sorry, who would rather die than surrender a few days ago? Why do you want to be the first to surrender now?"
Xun Yu's face was burning, as if someone had slapped him a thousand times, and he wanted to find a place to get in. But he immediately returned to normal. Is it embarrassing to surrender? But it also depends on who you vote for.
Surrendering to a god is not only not shameful, it is a status symbol.
After all, not everyone accepts gods.
After Yuan Tan heard the movement, he turned around and said, "Mr. Wen Ruo, are you willing to surrender?"
Xun Yu knelt down and bowed to the end, "What are you saying, eldest son? Those who obey the law will prosper, and those who go against the law will perish. I don't call this surrender, because following you is my destiny. "
When Yuan Tan heard this, he thought to himself that this bastard was good enough to be a great military advisor, and he also knew how to put gold on his own face.