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Volume 2, "Seeking a Shameless Guild in the Dungeon is Surely the Right Thing": Chapter 92 Lily: I'm awesome.
After learning from Akane Shinjo herself, Sanae had a better grasp of how to play her. She could at least avoid arousing Mu Huai's suspicion, if not completely unnoticed.
"Wood, I suddenly remembered I still have monster clay figures at home that I haven't finished. I'll go back and work on those first!"
"Okay, sure."
"Shinjo Akane" hurriedly left Moriya Shrine, while "Kochiya Sanae" leaned against a torii pillar and said to the bewildered Mu Huai, "I still have some of the Gundam models you gave me that I haven't opened yet. How about we assemble them together?"
Just as he was about to nod in agreement, Shinobu suddenly popped out of the shadow space and hugged his neck like a koala: "M-Master, I want to go back and eat donuts!"
Her sudden appearance made Akane Shinjo narrow her eyes. Perhaps because she was using Sanae's body, she had become very sensitive to auras. The aura emanating from Shinobu was completely different from usual.
After talking with Sanae, they pinpointed the source of the consciousness swap to the food they ate yesterday, as it was the only food the two of them, who had never been in contact, had eaten together.
Yesterday, quite a few girls ate at Mu Huai's house, so it's not surprising that others would experience the same consciousness exchange. All she needs to do now is confirm whose consciousness is inside the little ninja in front of her.
Akane Shinjo feigned surprise, her gaze darting back and forth between Mu Huai and Shinobu: "Mu Huai, who is she?"
"Her name is Xiaoren, and she is also one of my girlfriends. She usually lives in my shadow."
"Hello, Miss Shinobu."
Shinobu simply nodded in response without speaking, and her reclusive nature—not wanting to communicate with strangers—was very much like her true self.
Having failed to obtain crucial information to determine her identity, Akane Shinjo could only try to probe further by exploring other topics.
"Donuts are probably those deep-fried foods made from flour, right? It's quite a hassle for you to go back. I happen to have these ingredients at home, so why don't you make them for Miss Xiaoren right here, Muhuai?"
"That's a good idea."
"No! I want to go back to eat!"
Mu Huai glanced apologetically at "Sanae Kochiya" and gently stroked Shinobu's golden hair: "Sorry, it looks like I still have to go back and make her some donuts. As for building Gundam together, let's leave that for next time."
"I understand. By the way, what kind of donuts does Miss Shinobu like? I'll be able to prepare some in advance if she comes to Moriya Shrine next time."
"Hmm... black tea flavor is fine."
A vampire, likes to stick to wood, and wants to eat black tea-flavored donuts... Could it be Flandre inside Shinobu?
Akane Shinjo didn't know much about the Scarlet Devil Mansion's second daughter; she had only heard a few stories about her after her affair with Mu Huai.
Although she envied Flandre who could stay by Mu Huai's side all the time, she glanced down at her breasts, which were no less impressive than her own, and felt a sense of satisfaction.
If it really turned into a steel plate, I wouldn't know what to use to press down on the wooden face. Big Lai Lai is still better.
After leaving the Moriya Shrine, Shinobu changed her usual behavior. Instead of returning to the shadow space, she moved from Mu Huai's chest to his back, opened her mouth and held his neck, instinctively using her little tiger teeth to gently bite his skin.
The bite wasn't very strong; the sharp canine teeth were more like a ballpoint pen sliding back and forth across the neck.
"Shinobu, what are you doing?"
She didn't reply, as if she were licking a soft and delicious piece of ice cream, her eyes squinting happily.
If there were other people around, they could only see her cheeks moving rhythmically, and they would never guess that her tongue was frantically circling inside her mouth.
Flandre never expected that she would wake up one day to find herself as the True Ancestor of the vampires who followed Mu Huai. Even though she had only met him a few times, she remembered his tone of voice.
That's how she didn't give herself away in front of Mu Huai. As for the somewhat strange-looking "Kofuuya Sanae", she didn't pay any attention to her.
Right now, what's more important is how she can use her identity as Shinobu to get close to Mu Huai. Last time, she lost to her sister Remilia and didn't get the right to sleep with him, which made her feel disappointed for a long time.
This time, I'm going to fulfill all the wishes I couldn't make!
Flandre mentally listed out everything she wanted to do: sleep with her older brother, take a bath, eat, play games, and show off to that idiot Cirno...
After filling her schedule to the brim, she was a little worried. These things seemed ordinary and couldn't bring her that strange yet addictive feeling of trembling and aching in her lower abdomen when she was sucking blood.
These are all things I want to do with my older brother, so why do they feel so different from vampires?
Having been confined to the basement for years, Flandre lacked the knowledge to resolve her doubts, so she had to keep these questions to herself for the time being, as the two of them had already entered Pelican Town.
The scorching sun beat down on her, and Flandre instinctively shrank back in fear. Then she realized that the burning pain she remembered from the sun had not occurred. Apart from a slight increase in body temperature, she felt no discomfort.
Before long, colorful farmland and modern villas came into her view.
Is this my older brother's house? It feels a little different from what I imagined.
Flandre thought that with a True Ancestor by her side, Mu Huai's house should be similar to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. After all, when you think of vampires, you think of dark gothic castles. But to her surprise, it was a pastoral style.
"You sit down first, I'll go to the kitchen to make donuts."
"Boom!"
When Flandre released Mu Huai's neck, it made a loud, crisp sound like a cork being pulled out. Seeing a deep red lip print left on his neck, she felt a strange sense of joy at successfully possessing him, and her lips curved into a cute cat-like shape.
She sat on the sofa, swinging her bare feet happily. Hearing the door open and close, she turned to look towards the living room entrance.
Lily and Suika Ibuki walked in together. When Suika saw her sitting on the sofa, she raised her eyebrows in surprise: "Hey, Shinobu, what brings you out today?"
"watermelon?"
What does "watermelon" mean?
"interesting."
The three little girls looked at each other, then huddled together and whispered among themselves before realizing that they were companions who had exchanged consciousness.
Flandre lowered her voice and reminded them, "Big brother doesn't know I'm Flandre, so don't tell him!"
"Lily thinks it's necessary to tell Lord Mu Huai about this."
“No, this is much more interesting. If you’re planning to tell on us, Fran and I will lock you up somewhere no one can find you until the consciousness exchange returns to normal.”
"Okay... Lily won't tell me then."
Suika Ibuki liked Lily's pragmatic nature. She rubbed her cheeks and, mimicking Lily's tone, ran into the kitchen: "Lord Mokuhuai, do you need Lily to help you?"
Lily: "Quack! There's a cow!"
Volume 2, "Seeking a Shameless Guild in the Dungeon is Surely the Right Thing": Chapter 93, Watermelon Wants to Brew Wine with Yogurt
"Making donuts is not troublesome, you don't need to help. Go sit in the living room."
After Mu Huai finished speaking, seeing that "Lily" was still standing there looking at him expectantly, he smiled and leaned down to kiss her pink lips, then used his flour-covered fingers to scrape her upturned nose.
Are you satisfied now?
She blinked, bit her lip slightly, and gave a shy smile: "Satisfied."
"Let's go out and have some fun then. I'm ready... Uh, Suika, why are you peeking in from the doorway?"
"I just wanted to see what you guys were cooking. Who knows...?"
Ibuki Suika's eyes were filled with resentment, as if she were looking at a heartless man.
"Hehe, watermelon, let's go outside and wait for something delicious to eat!"
As the two left the kitchen, Mu Huai's eyebrows furrowed slightly. He felt as if he saw his girlfriend's expression in Ibuki Suika.
"It must be my imagination. Watermelon and I are just good buddies. How could he be jealous because I kissed Lily? It would be more likely if it were Kaguya, that otaku girl."
He muttered something under his breath and continued making donuts for Xiaoren. The dessert wasn't particularly difficult to make, but the problem was that she would eat a dozen or twenty donuts at a time to be satisfied.
So Mu Huai would make fifty to a hundred each time. Actually, he could just go to other worlds to buy them, but Xiao Ren preferred the donuts he made himself, saying that they tasted especially good because they were mixed with his flavor.
This statement piqued his curiosity, so this time he decided to secretly add his specialty yogurt to it and see if Xiaoren's tongue, which claimed to be able to distinguish all the flavors of donuts, could taste the protein-rich part of the donut.
To extract fresh yogurt, the only options besides hand-whipping are to call for help. With so many girlfriends at home, having to hand-whip yogurt is a bit too pathetic. He poked half his head out of the kitchen and called out, "Lily, come in and do something for me!"
"Yes, Lord Mu Huai!"
Before going in, Suika Ibuki gave Lily a reassuring look. She had managed to fool Lily even when she was suddenly kissed, so even if she had never made desserts before, she would have no problem with cooking.
She went into the kitchen, closed the door, walked to Mu Huai's side, looked up, and asked, "What do I need to do?"
Mu Huai didn't answer. He washed his right hand and pulled it down. The Black Flame Dragon was thrust aggressively at "Lily's" mouth. She was so frightened that her mouth opened wide and her pupils trembled violently.
This challenge is indeed a bit difficult for me... but... since I'm using Lily's body, it should be fine, right?
With a try-it-and-see attitude, Ibuki Suika brought her mouth closer, and her guess was indeed correct; this exchange of consciousness did not eliminate the body's instinctive reaction.
Today, Lily's actions of spitting out yogurt were a mix of awkwardness and skill, but this did not delay the production. On the contrary, it greatly increased the output. She even choked when she tasted the first bite, and the yogurt sprayed out of her nostrils.
"cough cough..."
"Are you alright?" Mu Huai activated time acceleration to collect most of the yogurt, then used a tissue to wipe "Lily's" face. "Don't eat some of the yogurt-flavored donuts later, I made them especially for Shinobu."
"Well, I see."
Suika Ibuki's lips twitched slightly, deeply shocked by the advanced methods employed by both vampires and humans.
Remilia, is your sister really a vampire? I feel like she's become a money-grubbing ghost.
Based on her own experience, the Muhuai brand special yogurt didn't taste particularly good, but Lily's body would instinctively produce a feeling of pleasure, which would then affect her consciousness.
Will I become addicted to Mu Huai's yogurt after this consciousness exchange ends?
Suika Ibuki strolled out of the kitchen, stroking her chin, ignoring Flandre and Lily's questions, and plopped down on the sofa, silently contemplating the possibility of making wine from yogurt.
If it could be made into wine, I wouldn't really resist drinking it.
Most oni are straightforward and simple-minded, and Ibuki Suika is no exception. She personally likes Mu Huai's straightforward way of doing things, otherwise she wouldn't treat him as a friend.
I didn't feel any psychological burden when I used Lily's body to do that kind of thing. It was more like, "My brother has needs, so I'll help him have some fun." It had nothing to do with romantic feelings.
She's a demon who's lived for countless years, and the idea of her suddenly falling in love with a human would be met with disdain even by Aya Shameimaru, a reporter who loves gossip the most.
Who released this poorly made news? Can't they be a little more original? I've been using this kind of cliché for centuries!
She would probably scoff and say that with a look of disdain, then flap her black tengu wings and continue searching for news that interests her.
"Lily, I remember you said you had a magic that could turn you into other people, right?"
"Yeah...wait!!" Lily sprang up from the sofa, rushed to Ibuki Suika, pried open her mouth with her small hands, sniffed, and widened her eyes in disbelief: "This smell, you...you actually helped Lord Mokuhou..."
“What’s the big deal about this?” She calmly pushed her away. “Continue talking about your magic. I’d like to try it out.”
"How come Lily didn't know your relationship with Lord Mu Huai had reached this point..."
Despite her complaints, Lily still earnestly taught the other person how to use magic.
"Hmm...I see..."
It took about ten minutes for Suika Ibuki to cast a spell under the watchful eyes of Flandre and Lily. With a "pop," a large amount of smoke enveloped her, and when the smoke dissipated, she had transformed from Lily into her own appearance.
"Wow...it really turned into a watermelon..."
"It's just an appearance; its strength and other abilities haven't changed at all."
"Shinobu, the donuts are ready."
Mu Huai carried a plate of steaming donuts coated with still-warm chocolate and syrup out of the kitchen. He saw two Ibuki Suikas in the living room, paused slightly, and said with a smile, "I didn't expect Lily and Suika to be so close. You've even started playing 'Guess Who I Am' together."
What a great opportunity! Now even if Ibuki Suika looks like her, she can get intimate with Lord Mokuya!
A glint of light flashed in Lily's eyes. As soon as Mu Huai finished putting the donuts away, she ran up behind him and hugged him, coaxing him in a voice so sweet it hurt his teeth: "Lord Mu Huai~ Making desserts must have been hard work. Lily, let me give you a shoulder massage?"
"Okay, this plate has yogurt, chocolate, and strawberry flavors. Help yourselves to whatever you want."
Flandre stared dumbfounded at the mountain of donuts piled up high. She just wanted to act cute with Mu Huai, but now she was stuck with the donuts and could only watch helplessly as Ibuki Suika and Lily surrounded him, massaging his shoulders and legs.
She couldn't possibly reveal her identity, so she could only sit awkwardly in front of the mountain of donuts, pretending to be happy as she ate.
Volume 2, "Seeking a Shameless Guild in the Dungeon is Surely the Right Thing": Chapter 94, Ibuki Suika's Delight
"Lord Mu Huai, is this pressure appropriate?"
"Lord Mu Huai, which is more comfortable, a shoulder massage or a leg massage?"
To be honest, Mu Huai really couldn't tell which one was the real Lily, since both of them used Ibuki Suika's appearance.
You can't just make the two of them open their mouths and exhale to see who still has the smell of his special yogurt in their mouth, can you?
He didn't want Shinobu to notice anything amiss.
After thinking it over, he reached out and pulled both Ibuki Suikas into his arms, figuring that the real Suika wouldn't let him hug and cuddle so easily, so this simple method would be enough to distinguish between the two.
However, they all obediently let him hold them, staring at him with the same smile, without revealing the slightest flaw.
"Well, Lily, you've even learned to team up with others to deceive me." Mu Huai pretended to be very disappointed and lowered his head, but his eyes were glancing back and forth between his left and right sides.
A flicker of panic crossed Ibuki Suika's eyes as she instinctively tried to explain herself.
"Hehe, Lily, you're still too young."
Mu Huai chuckled smugly, then turned and kissed Lily on his right without saying a word.
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