Chapter 165 Be happy
Chapter 165 Be happy
After Nian Ni was nervous, he remembered what Emperor Fu had just said and discovered a familiar term. .biquge
"That's that Nick. He's very famous, especially among us in the data monitoring team."
"It shouldn't be..."
Every year, she will have her forehead raised, and when she goes back, she must tell Nick about this "honor" to make him happy.
"There's nothing I can do about it, this person is simply too abnormal." Emperor Fu mentioned this person with an expression that said, "There are still such creatures in this world."
"What did Nick do?" Qi Youfeng was curious.
"Seek death." Emperor Fu simply replied.
"Haha, let me explain." Nian Nian suppressed laughter and introduced Nick to Qi Youfeng.
"His name is 'nichothesanity', which literally translates to 'Nicholas the Sane'."
At this point, Emperor Fu said "hehe" twice and muttered, "Sane ass!"
"We usually call him Nick, just to keep it simple."
Nian Nian pretended not to have heard it and continued talking.
"He felt that the best thing about this game was that death was very real and satisfying, so he thought of various ways to kill himself, including being hacked to death, burning, poisoning, drowning, falling to death, suffocating to death due to excessive blood loss. Death, anyway, is something only you can’t imagine, there is no way to die that he hasn’t tried.”
After Nian Nian finished speaking, he saw Qi Youfeng's expression of disbelief as if he had heard a fantasy.
The death experience in this game is really too real, so all players will try their best to avoid death. I have never heard of anyone being so keen on seeking death.
"Ha ha."
Ford added on the side
"Normal players usually die only once every few days, and those who are more cautious will not die in a month or two. Even in places like battlefields - I am talking about the battlefields over there every year. Although many people will be injured, but Under the deliberate cover of NC comrades, except for those reckless men, they can basically survive until they retreat."
"But this Nick will die once every half an hour on average, even if the death penalty is later increased. I think he upgrades just to die more times!"
I have to agree with Fu Di's judgment every year. Indeed, after discovering that death will cause the level to drop, Nick's enthusiasm for leveling was very high...
Just upgrade it to a dozen levels and then lose it all. According to Nick, it can increase the feeling of death.
"At first, we thought there was something wrong in the game. After all, this person's death data was so abnormal that many people thought it was a bug, so that our monitoring team was in the red every day. The security team was even more connected throughout the process. We monitor his dormant chamber online, for fear that if he dies too many times, it will cause irreversible psychological damage and physiological abnormalities."
"As a result, we found out that this person is a lunatic! A pervert! The kind who can maintain physical and mental pleasure even after dying countless times! And the more he dies, the happier he is!"
Emperor Fu said bitterly, recalling that period of overtime work and feeling exhausted both physically and mentally.
"We couldn't lower the warning requirements just for this one person, and we didn't want to face that annoying red exclamation mark every day, so we simply sent a report to the superiors and significantly reduced his death experience alone. It finally stopped.”
"It turns out it was you who did it!" Nian Nian suddenly realized and pointed at Emperor Fu, "Nick suddenly said that he was unhappy with his death that day and was depressed for several days. As a result, Alexander even pulled him through various tests to try to find out. Come up with a reason and almost didn’t write a paper.”
"Have you found out the result?" Emperor Fu gloated.
"Of course not. Later, Nick thought he was too annoying and threatened him that he would cut off corners of his books and randomly size and position them, but nothing happened."
Nian Nian shrugged and decided to talk to Alexander after he went back. For this perfectionist obsessive-compulsive disorder patient, giving up halfway was one of the most unbearable tortures.
"Hehehehe," Fu Di was very happy to hear, "Does Nick feel desperate? Is he very unhappy?"
"Um..." Nian Nian asked cautiously, "You didn't monitor him anymore?"
"We feel bad when we see his name, what do you think?" Emperor Fu asked.
"...How should I put it? Although he stopped committing suicide, he discovered the joy of self-mutilation, so..."
Emperor Fu was speechless. Qi Youfeng almost choked on his own saliva and covered his mouth and coughed repeatedly.
Niannian quickly cheered Qi Youfeng and said sympathetically, "Brother Feng, do you feel that your three views are a bit broken?"
Qi Youfeng wanted to nod, cleared his throat, and then thought of another question.
"You know this Nick well?"
"Yes, we have known each other for a long time. We are from the same mercenary group. He is the leader."
Niannian took out a badge from his pocket and showed it to Qi Youfeng.
"Our mercenary group is called santaclons, Christmas clowns."
The badge was naturally not big. Qi Youfeng saw the red pointed Christmas hat at first sight, but the person wearing the hat was not an old man with a white beard, but a grinning red-nosed clown.
The corners of the clown's mouth were split to the base of his ears, revealing a row of sharp teeth. His lips were red as if they were dripping blood. His pale face was full of wrinkles, and there were only two black round holes where his eyes should have been.
"Isn't it ugly?" Nian Nian looked at the badge with disgust. "I told him many times to change it to a cuter clown and paint the eyes anyway, but he just didn't listen."
Is this a question of beauty and ugliness? ? ?
Is this a question of beauty and ugliness? ? ?
Emperor Fu and Qi Youfeng shouted in their hearts at the same time.
"It's true...birds of a feather flock together, and people flock together..."
Emperor Fu sighed leisurely.
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