thefictionvixens Chapter 127: Gao Yao Wants to Make Date Cake 3
Chapter 127: Gao Yao Wants to Make Date Cake 3
Looking at the chaotic situation in the barrage, Gao Yao sighed helplessly.
It’s not easy to go to work these days.
[Host: Hello, fellow interstellar people from the 32nd century. You are now watching a live broadcast of the Qin Dynasty, which is about years away from your time.]
[The man who now appears before you is named Ying Zheng, also known as Qin Shi Huang. He is an emperor who is destined to unify the Milky Way.]
Gao Yao had no intention of explaining too much. Sometimes, curiosity is the thing that can best whet people's appetite.
Therefore, after sending these two high-level comments, he fell silent again.
However, these two comments of his caused the live broadcast room to be blank for three seconds, and then they were immediately followed by a huge explosion of intensive comments.
[Holy shit, shit, shit! 】
[I know every word the anchor sent, why can't I understand them all together? ]
[How many...how many years? ]
[More than three thousand years! My god, the Federation has only been established for less than a thousand years... and many ancient civilizations were destroyed in the previous interstellar wars! ]
[Where is my class representative!!! What should I do without an external brain at a time like this! ]
[You guessed it! I knew this must be the ancient empire on the other side of the Milky Way! ]
[No way... I know there are many star masters now, but to unify the entire galaxy directly... is he still a human!? ]
[Whether it is a person or not is not important. The key point is that this place in the live broadcast room does not look like a place where a star destroyer can be hidden! ]
[The above, if you open up a little, maybe His Majesty the Human Emperor himself lives in the Star Destroyer. ]
[Perhaps you can also open up your mind a little more. I heard before that the Federation once encountered an ancient empire that directly transformed an entire planet into a weapon. Maybe this empire called "Qin" is also so powerful.]
【The class representative is here:
1. The anchor is suspected to be a time traveler, and may come from the future. Because according to the current technology of the Federation, it can only travel through short distances, and forget about touching time.
Most importantly, the host referred to us as interstellar people from the 32nd century, which means that he is definitely in a different time from us;
2. The person being broadcast live by the anchor is the master of an ancient empire, and he does not seem to know that he is being broadcast live;
3. This man looks very strong! He seems to be the type who can drive a mecha with one hand and approve documents at the same time. 】
[Thank you for the class representative’s summary, fafa~]
[Then the question is, with such a powerful ancestor! Is there anyone from the ancestral Milky Way who can come out and claim it? ]
[Me, me, me! My ancestors are from the Milky Way. My family also has an ancestral "People's Education Edition Junior High School History Book". It must be in such a famous ancestral book. Wait for me to find it for you! ]
[These days, there are still people who have heirlooms that have been passed down for thousands of years. If they are sold to the federal museum, they can at least be exchanged for three or four medium-sized planets, right? Damn, I'm so jealous! ]
[History books sound very authoritative! ]
[Three minutes have passed. Where is the treasure friend who said he wanted to share his heirloom with us? ]
[Sharing a family heirloom... the person above is really dreaming. ]
[That’s right, it’s been five minutes. Even if it’s a baby, it should be able to play soy sauce! ]
……
[Found it! The host didn’t lie! Although it’s just a fragment, the words “Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng” can indeed be found on it. 】
【What happened next? What happened next? 】
[Because it has been so long, not many words have been preserved. We can only interpret that this ancestor did unify China.]
[Huaxia? Isn't it the Milky Way? ]
[It’s an ancient name for the Milky Way. Last time, a star master who was keen on raising foxes called his planet Little Rose.]
【That makes sense! 】
Because of the two super gimmicks of "time travel" and "a generation of tough guys who unified the Milky Way", Gao Yao's live broadcast room soon welcomed a large wave of rewards, making him earn a lot of money.
And this was only when Ying Zheng did nothing but simply repeated the boring task of "brushing wood chips with a brush".
But for the interstellar people whose civilization was almost completely cut off, they didn't care at all what Ying Zheng was doing. Instead, they were very happy with themselves.
Even if no one paid attention to it, they could still guess by looking at the candle whether it was a secret weapon.
In short, the barrage users are really good at entertaining themselves.
After receiving the reward points, Gao Yao immediately went to the live broadcast mall to take a look. To be frank, at this moment, his eyes were brighter than the two big lanterns hanging under the eaves.
"Star Destroyer, I want it! Life-size Gundam, I want it! Genetic Modification Drug, I want it! Postpartum Care for Sows, I want it... No, wait, how can this thing be preserved intact into the interstellar age!"
After being shocked, Gao Yao looked through the mall again in disbelief.
Sure enough, among a large number of advanced weapons of the electromagnetic pulse category, in addition to "Postpartum Care for Sows", there are even "Eighteen Ways to Castrate Pigs" and "Pig Man and Superman Crosstalk Collection".
...Will humans in the future like pigs so much?
While remaining in a state of disbelief and confusion, he quickly bought a lot of things.
The tens of thousands of points that Gao Yao had just earned were squandered in the blink of an eye.
Holding a bottle of physical fitness improving potion in his hand, Gao Yao, who had recovered from his shock, walked to the kitchen with his hands behind his back.
Oh, he is so busy. Tomorrow is his first day at work as the Minister of the Imperial Chariots. He doesn't know what to do. He should go back to his old job and find a way to extend the life of the Emperor.
Haha, he just didn’t believe it.
As long as the Qin Emperor is alive, who in the world would dare to rebel?
Unless Yi Xiaochuan is crazy, he really dares to use the name of Meng Yi, take the tiger talisman given to him by Meng Tian, and mobilize 300,000 Qin troops to deal with Ying Zheng.
There is no need to think about the result. Which Qin people would point weapons at their own emperor?
If Yi Xiaochuan dared to show the slightest thought of rebellion, he would have to go and show his prostration to Pony.
Note that for him, this is still the most decent way to die.
Therefore, the top priority now is to save Ying Zheng’s life!
"You must not die too early, Your Majesty, I will have to rely on you to bully others and become the powerful Zhao Gao!"
On the other side, Ying Zheng, as if he sensed something, suddenly sneezed.
"Tsk... This body is hopeless... Forget it, I'll review ten more kilograms of memorials today and then go to rest."