I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Vol 2 Chapter 897: 0Grass Ascension Cream, Hi mention the small catastrophe

"Oh! Speaking of it, Lao Chen, you came just right, and the'Baicao Ascension Ointment' that I placed in the Yunling Formation for ninety-nine and eighty-one days is just out of the oven today, which is just right for you to taste."

"Sigh! Baicao... Ascension cream?" Chenbei heard that Lin Yi had developed a "new recipe", and he couldn't take care of his anger, his smile was like a chrysanthemum, and the wrinkles on his old face were all squeezed into a rice shape.

Xia Xiaoman also thought the name was weird, but she knew her brother and guessed: "Probably... delicious pastries that are so delicious that they are ascending to heaven?"

"It's ‘cream’ instead of ‘cake’."

To put it bluntly, it was Guiling Gao, but the materials used in Yi Lin were all pulled from Ye Liangchen's fairy grass garden.

Even with the simplest approach, after raising the grade of the ingredients by dozens of grades, the taste of the finished product has also undergone earth-shaking changes.

Not to mention that Yi Lin deliberately put the boiled Baicao Ascension Cream in the Yunling Formation for 81 days, which greatly improved the Guiling Paste...Ah no, the taste of the Baicao Ascension Cream is silky and aftertaste. endless.

ten minutes later.

Yi Lin carefully took out three small bowls from the secret room of the room.

The moment the small bowl opened the sealed lid, a colorful light burst into the sky.

The spiritual energy fluctuation that burst out in that instant called the hairs of Chen Bei, Xia Xiaoman, and Lin Yi all behind their heads.

This outrageous movement attracted countless cranes, and the buses stopped working. They were all around the Linzhai Villa, flying three circles to the left and three circles to the right.

Butterflies of various colors flew from all over the fairy island, like a torrent, gathered around the Linzhai villa, fluttering and dancing.

The fragrance of the flowers overflows, and when you close your eyes, you can't help but feel the illusion of wandering in the sea of ​​fairy mountains.

"Good, good, so exaggerated!"

Xia Xiaoman was directly stunned by this exaggerated movement like "ancient magic weapon was born".

"Hurry up!"

Yi Lin did not expect that this movement would be so big. It stands to reason that the dishes made by [Soul Cooking] have attributes. Yi Lin’s current apostle status is not complete. Except for the props left by Xiaoxi, he does it. Yi Lin himself didn't know what effect the food had.

But according to his experience, the more special effects, the stronger the effect. Before you provoke the spirit beasts in the spirit beast mountain, hurry up and eat.

"This ointment is comparable to a heavenly pill!"

Chenbei is worthy of being an old oil field and is very knowledgeable. When the aura rushed again, he judged the amazing aura in the food. He quickly dug a spoonful of it and stuffed it into his mouth, and cursed at the same time: "You kid, you're in Ye Lao'er's medicine garden again! ???"

"Cough cough cough, don't eat it if you have a kind!"

"... Picked up on the side of the road?"

Chenbei changed his view.

Looks like the roadside of the Baicao Yam Garden is also regarded as the roadside, there is nothing wrong with it.

"Yes, picked it up by the roadside."

Yi Lin nodded vigorously.

The three of them moved uniformly, squatting at the door of the villa, gorging themselves and eating the Baicao Ascension Ointment.

The taste... can no longer be described in words, Chenbei and Xia Xiaoman's eyes narrowed, and they directly turned into the shape of "love".

"Senior Chen!" Tears poured out from the corners of Xia Xiaoman's eyes because the food was so delicious, but they were welling up. She really cried and shouted: "It's over, I seem to...

"Huh? Pill formation?"

Chen Bei was taken aback, then surprised.

Unexpectedly, the medicinal effect contained in this ointment actually directly pierced the bottleneck of Xia Xiaoman, and the strong sea of ​​qi spontaneously gathered towards the center, ready to bear the golden core.

But knotting the golden pill is so easy.

A Qi refiner has to go through three calamities in total.

They are: Small Tribulation, Great Tribulation, Nine-Nine Great Tribulation.

Xiaotianjie is also called the 49th Heavenly Tribulation. When the Heavenly Tribulation comes, a cloud of tribulation will be created strangely on the top of the head, and thunder will fall on the monk's forehead, a total of forty-nine and thirty-six rounds.

Heavenly Tribulation, to put it bluntly, is that the monk has cultivated and is jealous of the sky, and God must change your way to kill you.

"go there!"

Yi Lin reacted very quickly, pointing to a forest a few miles away, but don't toss up the villa he worked so hard to build.

Xia Xiaoman had just stepped into the realm of Dzogchen during the Qi training period, and the master also said that in the past, the fastest record holder who formed the golden core from the beginning of the practice was Chao Rushuang. But Chao Rushuang was stuck in the Dzogchen realm during the Qi training period for five full years.

But Rao is stuck at the bottleneck for five years, and he is also the fastest record holder. Throughout the history of Xuanmen, there are only a handful of monks who can form golden cores within ten years from the beginning of practice.

The geniuses of the year are mostly the current elders.

But how long has Xia Xiaoman practiced until now?

Only four years!

How could this bottleneck be pierced by Lin Yi at once!

Even if it's a Heaven-Rank Breakthrough Pill, doesn't it have such an exaggerated medicinal effect, right?

Chen Bei smashed it, smashed its mouth, as if he wanted to re-tas the ointment that he swallowed in his stomach, to see if he could taste a different taste.

"Your ointment, can the formula be passed down?"

The two flew aside, Chen Bei secretly asked Lin Yi.

"Difficult," Yi Lin knew that Chenbei was planning his own formula and wanted to benefit the other disciples of the Heavenly Sword Sect. But besides the light of Ye Liangchen’s medicine garden, Yi Lin estimated that the most important factor was his [soul cooking], so Yi Lin shook his head helplessly: "It’s not the recipe, it’s me. The problem. Only the food I make can have this effect."

"That's it!" Chen Bei suddenly realized when he heard it, although Lin Yi's words were a bit weird, Chen Bei didn't doubt it. One is out of understanding of Lin Yi, and the other is trust. Although this kid usually doesn't have a proper lie, but he shouldn't be scornful about this kind of thing.

During the conversation between the two, Xia Xiaoman had already arrived in an open area and looked up at the sky nervously.

Above the head, a hole appeared in the clouds above the fairy island, and a group of black robbery clouds grew out of the white cloud hole for no reason. There was a faint electric glow in the robbery cloud, popping and making noises, as if it would strike Xia Xiaoman's forehead at any time.

Chen Bei took a look and said with a smile: "Don't worry, the prohibition of the Heavenly Sword Gate is enough to make Jie Yun weaken by three points, plus there is an old man to help out..."

Before Chen Bei finished speaking, Yi Lin shook his head and smiled: "You should continue to pretend, I heard that this thunder catastrophe is not all harm to the monks themselves. The effect of, can wash away the impurities in the body, as long as they are not smashed to death, those who can fully carry the thunder tribulation will do more with less in the future. Hehe, but a little bit of hands and feet, the problem should not be big. Fortunately, I have been prepared. Junior sister, meditate on the spot, sit down!"

After hearing this, Xia Xiaoman felt a little relieved, and sat down obediently.

"Shoo, hoo—"

As Yi Lin waved his hand, thirty-six iron rods with the thickness of fingers were taken out of the storage space, and crashed in a circle around Xia Xiaoman sitting cross-legged.

When Xia Xiaoman saw the help from Senior Brother, while grateful, she secretly wondered: "Brother, what are you...what kind of stick?"

"This is called a lightning protection array, which is specially used to carry thunder and robbery."

Xia Xiaoman was shocked and was deeply moved: "Brother, you actually expected that I would cross the catastrophe today?"

"..." Yi Lin stroked his nose awkwardly.

He was not ashamed to say that these lightning rods were originally prepared for himself.

Yi Lin could only silently say no.

Xia Xiaoman took it as a default. At the same time, he was moved and sacrificed the Frost Snow Sword for the first time. With Xia Xiaoman as the center, a thin layer of frost spreads rapidly from the inside to the outside on the ground with flowers and green grass.

Chen Bei sighed on the side: "Unexpectedly, a favor owed to Emperor Xia Yuan in the past was supposed to help his orphan in distress, but in the end he brought a talented disciple with outstanding qualifications to the door. "

The implication is that Chen Bei is feeling that Xia Xiaoman's talent is really excellent.

After a while, he felt that there was something wrong with what he said. He turned to look at Lin Yi, who was looking calm, and sighed, "No... it's two! Buy one, get one free!"

Yi Lin shook his head: "I'm not a genius."

In the second half of the sentence, Yi Lin didn't have the embarrassment to say: I am actually a "Wizard of Jealousy".

During the reincarnation, Yi Lin had a rare character explosion, and the super red talent that he drew from the dice was not a joke.

Yi Lin inserted iron rods around Xia Xiaoman, and did not interfere too much. Together with Chen Bei, he stepped back a bit.

The movement of this robbery is so great, it is impossible for the others in the door to not react at all.

Many disciples were curious, and wanted to see which Tianjiao inside the gate had stepped into Jindan Avenue. When they looked up, they saw that it was the movement from the Linzhai Villa. Many disciples couldn't help but twitched, fearing that it was the Great Demon Lin who broke through the golden core.

He could toss like this when he wasn't a golden core, if he really made him so outrageous, and stepped into the golden core avenue in just a few years, would the Heavenly Sword Gate still be able to accommodate other ordinary disciples?

Can't tolerate it!

then,

After two years, the spectacular scene of thousands of disciples taking off was once again staged in Tianjianmen.

Everyone wanted to see for the first time, who on earth broke through near the Linzhai Villa.

Except for the disciples, elders from every branch of UU Reading www.uukanshu.com are here.

Bi Tiexin came the fastest. He saw Xia Xiaoman, whom he had carefully cultivated, sitting on the ice. He pinched his fingers to count the years, and suddenly tightened his abdominal muscles with excitement. Ye Liangchen, Mu Lingkong and other deceased people smiled and introduced: "It's not bad, it's worthy of the painstaking and sleepless training of being a teacher, and being able to step into Jindan Avenue in just four years, barely comparable to when I was a teacher. Two or three in ten."

On the side, Ye Liangchen snorted coldly, "It took you nine years."

Bi Tiexin held his head high, his momentum was not weak: "How do I remember, it took you eleven years!"

"you!"

Xia Xiaoman at the bottom was preparing to cross the catastrophe, but the elders at the top had a vaguely fighting posture.

Where can Xia Xiaoman care about it now, with his head held high, staring straight at the black catastrophe cloud in the sky getting stronger and stronger.

Until her neck was sore,

A white thunder light with the thickness of a thumb sneered, and finally came late and fell on top of Xia Xiaoman's head.