Konoha: Genocide Night? I Will Stand In The Sky!

398 Dull Urahara Kisuke

Why does this happen?

Wu Yue sat on the tatami, puzzled.

He previously deliberately emphasized the matter of "dozens of wives", and his original intention was just to discredit Brother Ran in person during the live broadcast. According to his expectations, this Yoruichi should be angry at Range for being disrespectful and unscrupulous, and actually used a beauty trick on a young child!

Then everyone laughed and had fun and it was all over...

What Wu Yue didn't expect at all was that Yoruichi didn't play according to common sense at all!

Did he just reply, "She'll figure it out"?

Think of a hammer method and really find yourself dozens of wives?

It’s noisy!

I asked you to criticize Brother Ran’s behavior, but you still compete with him? Is this the brain circuit that normal people should have?

Taking a deep breath, Wu Yue turned her attention back to the group chat.

The mediocre sage Megumi: Is that Ms. Yoruichi back?

Shadiao Group Leader: Well, I’m back.

After making the promise to Wu Yue, he went back with a lot of worries. She probably also wanted to discuss methods and countermeasures with Urahara Kisuke. Aizen's abnormal behavior probably made her feel quite uneasy.

Time traveled to Weirdness: Brother Yue, you are really awesome, you completely deceived these 867 people with just a few words.

The venomous old fat man: What are you talking about? Your intestines are probably turning green, right? Hahahahahaha!

As the woman who knows Wu Yue best in this group, she naturally knows that her man must be feeling very uncomfortable at this time.

This wave is just shooting stones in the foot, and it makes Kasumigaoka Shiyu feel pain just thinking about it.

But while feeling pain, she couldn't help but want to laugh loudly. My little fiancé rarely gets upset! But every time he gets upset, it makes people feel very happy!

Traveling through time becomes weird: Well, why do you regret it?

Liu Mengli didn't understand this very well and was a little confused.

The Ordinary Sage Hui: Mr. Wu Yue is not the brainless harem man he imagined. With such a huge number of wives... even he would have a headache, right?

The poisonous old fat man: It is foreseeable that very interesting things will happen soon in the future.

Aqua blinked her eyes with curiosity on her face: Huh? Do you think Yoruichi will bring a group of girls to meet the Pope's father next time we meet?

Vengeful old fat man: It's possible, and the possibility is not small! In any case, they have promised us, the Pope, after all! Dozens of wives, think about that scene! Mr. Pope, are you drooling?

Shadiao group leader: What a fool! We are doing business, don’t make a fuss like this!

The so-called business is naturally his major task of compiling and covering the rules of hell. [I have previously thought of a few more suitable new rules, such as setting up guides, dividing capable ghosts into different authorities, hell facilities and various regions. Transformation

There are many kinds of rules, but what Wu Yue pays most attention to right now is the modification of the conditions for the dead to enter hell.

The original hell would only actively absorb the most guilty and dead captain-level Shinigami and Hollows. Such polarization was indeed a bit deformed.

The whole hell is either a brainless idiot who has completely fallen into madness, or it is a big shot who once stood high. Both of these are obviously not qualified builders and will not be of any benefit to the current hell!

Hell must recruit more talents in order to move forward more quickly in the modernization process.

To achieve this goal, the rules for recruiting people in hell must be modified. Is it true that a soul with ugly skills and mechanical and electrical skills will inevitably fall into hell after death?

Wu Yue held her chin, looking thoughtful.

And at this moment.

Yoruichi, who has reincarnated into a black cat, has entered the Urahara store, lying on the table opposite Urahara Kisuke, with his little tail swinging back and forth.

"Yoruichi-san is in a good mood now?"

Urahara Kisuke, wearing a green and white hat, held a folding fan and said with a smile: "It seems that the child left a very good impression on you. [My original worries were unnecessary."

"Hmph, that little thing is indeed interesting." Yoruichi stared at him with amber eyes and said in a low male voice: "But unfortunately your previous guess was wrong, Aizen has already stretched out his hand (aeci) to him ”

Urahara Kisuke's smiling expression suddenly froze, and his brows furrowed. "Have they had deep contact?"

Deep contact means big trouble!

Although Aizen is his enemy, even Urahara Kisuke has to admire his ability. If he wanted to brainwash a person who didn't know the truth, it would be absolutely easy.

What's more, his savior, Sun Zhong, was only a half-grown child.

If Aizen personally brainwashed him, it would be impossible for the child to escape the clutches of the devil. What's more, this child's father is still full of hatred for himself...

"Well, that's true."

Hearing Yoruichi's affirmative answer, Urahara Kisuke took a deep breath. Under such circumstances, it seemed that he could only prepare for the worst!

Wait, that's not right.

Urahara Kisuke reacted instantly. If that child was really brainwashed thoroughly, Yoruichi Mushi would never look like this!

really.

Yoruichi, who had turned into a cat body, continued: "Although the child was full of trust and dependence on Aizen in his words, I think we can still win him over. The child has not officially become a disciple, and Aizen has only treated him inducement.

"Inducement?" Urahara Kisuke put away the folding fan and raised his eyebrows.

Aizen is a typical person who does whatever it takes to achieve his goals, so it's not surprising that he would take advantage of him.

Urahara Kisuke was just curious [What kind of thing did Aizen use to lure ten children. Logically speaking, ten children shouldn’t have much ambition, right?

"Yes, inducement." Yoruichi stuck out his tongue and licked his paws, blinked his eyes and said, "But I think you can't even imagine in your life what kind of inducement Aizen used!"

"Oh?" Urahara Kisuke grinned and said, "Hearing Yoruichi-san say that, I'm really curious."

"Aizen made an agreement with him to help him find dozens of wives and expand the branches of their family." Yoruichi said straightforwardly without being shy.

puff.

Urahara Kisuke almost spit out a mouthful of salt soda, and froze on the spot. "Hey! Yoruichi-san, your humor is a bit too much, isn't it?"

Yoruichi didn't refute, just looked at him indifferently.

"Is this true?" Urahara Kisuke asked cautiously.

"Genuine goods." Yoruichi said calmly with a calm expression, "And I also promised that child. Whatever Aizen can give him, we can also give it to him!"

puff.

Urahara Kisuke really squirted this time, and said with disbelief: "Yoruichi-san, how do you plan to give it?"

Both of them are now considered wanted criminals in Soul Society, and there are not many women of the right age to be married in their circle of friends. And even if there are, dozens of them will get married together?

Isn’t this a scam?

"It's very simple, I will be his fiancée!" Yoruichi said with firm eyes, neither sadness nor joy: "Although I am alone, is it enough to be worth dozens of people?"

Click.

Urahara Kisuke's whole body felt like it was struck by lightning, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but began to twitch crazily. .