thefictionvixens Chapter 150
Chapter 150
In the villa of Hongying's family, Ye Xiaobai, who has been busy these days, finally has some free time to watch the rebroadcast of the Spring Festival Gala.
This thing is getting worse year by year. To be honest, many people haven't watched the Spring Festival Gala for some years.
But I still remember watching those skits in front of the old TV when I was a child, and I was having fun.
Watching the singing and dancing, I wondered why it hasn't ended yet?
In short, the skits are understandable, and the crosstalk is also quite funny, but those carefully choreographed songs and dances are really not appreciable.
Look, it happens to be a song and dance at this moment. It can be seen that the actors have worked hard, and the choreographed dance is really something.
But with the sad music, Ye Xiaobai, who is hugged by people on both sides, can't help but look a bit like a clown.
"The love I give you has always been very quiet, in exchange for the occasional care I give you.
It's obviously a movie for three people, but I still can't have a name."
Ye Xiaobai hummed softly, with a pink bear pillow on his left and a big yellow duck pillow on his right.
Sitting on a separate small sofa, he formed a very sharp contrast with Si Xiaonan and Hongying who were snuggling next to him.
"Hey, hey, hey, Xiaobai, you've really had enough. Is it necessary to be so sentimental every day?
The betrothal gifts were given to us, and we won't use yours much. Will it be different when we marry you in the future? Will it still be yours?
Really, there should be a limit to being stingy!" Hongying was really convinced by this fool. How could it be such an obvious truth? He didn't understand it?
Si Xiaonan also pouted his mouth to help. "That's right, stingy guy, drink cold water!"
"Hey, hey, hey, slander, pure slander!
Just say that when my buddy transferred the money, didn't he frown?
Haha, I have such a great ability, I can make so much money, he went out today, I can still make it back tomorrow.
But we have to be reasonable in doing things and act with conscience.
Fiancée, you two hugged each other and isolated me!
I'm so stupid, so you two sisters are getting married, and I am a dowry maid?"
Ye Xiaobai was confused. When he said this, he was very resentful.
Since the proposal to marriage until now, except for a few kisses, he has not gained any other benefits.
He couldn't understand, who is in those rolling love affairs?
The key is that the two women are just as agreed, one is living heroically and the other is acting weird.
But they still have to stick to the old tradition!
They said that before the marriage, they would not give Ye Xiaobai any chance to make progress.
"Come on, you! Can't you think of something serious every day? You are always prone to *worms. I doubt whether you will be unable to control yourself outside."
Si Xiaonan said with a wicked smile, and Hongying immediately thought of a bad picture.
"That makes sense. By the way, can we give him a sterilization operation or something?
In this way, we can also ensure that we will not be labeled!"
"Fuck, are you crazy? I am the only child of our Ye family!
You two have a very dangerous idea. Even if you don't consider me, you have to consider your happy life!
I really don't know how you two think about this!"
Ye Xiaobai was startled and quickly covered his crotch.
Listen, is this human language?
Murdering your own husband is not as scary as this!
Is marriage a joke?
They thought they were adopting an animal, right?
They were so upset that they wanted to sterilize him.
At this moment, Ye Xiaobai suddenly remembered that Gangzi, Xiaoqi, Xiaoyu and others were the best!
At least their brotherhood was pure and they would not worry about his body.
[An Qingyu: Actually, I am not that pure. Sometimes I am still curious and want to dissect my big brother! ]
[Lin Qiye: I am not that pure either. I just want to learn how to make money from Brother Bai. ]
[Gangzi: I am pure, absolutely pure. I am determined to learn a few tricks from Ye Xiaobai. ]
Seeing that Ye Xiaobai was a little nervous, Si Xiaonan couldn't help but smile.
"I was just joking with you just now. If you dare to have wild thoughts before marriage, I can't guarantee that the joke will come true."
"Go away, you've had enough of the traitor Nan. You're the one who thinks the most every day." Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes at him and called him a name he hadn't heard for a long time.
But the next moment, he got his comeuppance!
So fast~!
With a whoosh, Si Xiaonan's small foot flew over and kicked.
He directly kicked Ye Xiaobai and the sofa over.
"Humph! Call me wife!""Ward? No, you are totally double-standard.
You said that you can't cross the rules before marriage, right?
But now you are the ones who let me call my wife.
Okay, okay, believe it or not, I will find you another sister?"
"Ding! Mental power plus 66, mental power plus 66, mental power plus 66...!"
Ye Xiaobai is a bitch every day. If there is any, he will go out without thinking.
So as expected, he heard dozens of system prompts before he was beaten.
It can be seen that if nothing unexpected happens, there will be an accident in the next moment!
"Bang bang bang bang!"
The firecrackers on the 15th of the year are not as loud as those on the 30th of the year, but they can still be heard vaguely.
Because as this day passes, it means that another year of cattle and horses life begins.
So, at this moment, all the cattle and horses who are working hard, please remember.
All the descendants of China will never forget this painful day.
————Ye Xiaobai
Let’s get back to the point. It’s unclear whether those sounds were firecrackers or the muffled sounds of people being beaten.
In short, they are all mixed up. Who can hear clearly?
Anyway, Ye Xiaobai is now very strong, so this kind of small damage is nothing!
Without exaggerating, the two women looked like they hadn’t eaten, and they had no strength at all.
For a moment, he began to miss the time when his realm was low.
“Come on, Dalang, you just said the wrong thing, so you have to drink a glass first!”
Si Xiaonan obediently filled a glass of beer for Ye Xiaobai. There was nothing wrong with the beer, and there was nothing wrong with the person, but there was something wrong with the words.
I always feel unsafe. What’s going on?
Especially when combined with the sterilization surgery just now, it is a bit scary.
"No, I can understand drinking, and I can also understand three people playing truth or dare out of boredom.
But why are your cups so small, and mine is as big as a head?"
Ye Xiaobai held an enamel pot as big as his head, and once again fell into doubt about his life.
But the two women suddenly made the same expression, frowning, looking a little fierce.
"Say it again, you have to call me wife?" ×2
"Okay, okay, two wives. I drink, I drink, is it okay?"
Ye Xiaobai gave in, and he drank the wine in the cup in one gulp.
This story also tells us that the happiness of having many wives is not so easy to enjoy.
"Since you have finished drinking, then I will punish you to answer a question first." Si Xiaonan said.
Hongying nodded in agreement.
Ye Xiaobai spread his hands and didn't care about it. "Excuse me!"
"That is, who did you like first, Sister Hongying, or me?" Si Xiaonan smiled and asked a question that was no less than "If your mother and I fell into the river, who would you save first?"
It was not until this moment that her identity as the agent of the God of Tricks seemed to show its true power.
Ye Xiaobai: "Okay, okay, I'll drink, isn't it okay for me to drink?"
Just like that, at the end of this holiday, Ye Xiaobai was hungover.
And the two girls were also very drunk!
As for why they drank less, but they could still be very drunk?
Haha!
Young people, you should slowly understand the truth of getting drunk after one glass and not getting drunk after a thousand glasses!
And this night, the spring scenery in the garden is destined to be hidden, just like the stars falling on earth.
The breeze blows gently, the fragrance of flowers is everywhere, and the touch of beauty quietly blooms in the night, as if telling endless tenderness and romance.
The swaying moonlight and dancing flower shadows are like a beautiful painting, fully displaying the charming scenery of the garden.