thefictionvixens Chapter 222
Chapter 222
Chapter 222: What a handsome and strong Nezha!
"Hahaha... Isn't this your wish? Being a mortal and working overtime to pay off your mortgage, now your wish has come true, why do you look like this?!"
"My eyes are filled with tears... Time Chicken's words are a microcosm of many ordinary people, but I'm more curious about how much you earn, how come you haven't even paid off your mortgage after working for so many years..."
Tsk tsk... Everyone who saw this shook their heads! You were a master god before! How did you end up like this? It's heartbreaking to hear about it, and tears to see it.
"Alas~ A generation of gods... After all, you're still in poverty!"
You didn't spend all your salary on food, right? Otherwise, how could you be so fat? ! And the little King Kong who hates gods the most must have made things difficult for Time Chicken. Time Chicken even had to buy insurance himself. What a black-hearted leader!
The World of Assassin Wu Liuqi
"Look, this is the consequence of being a clerk. Ah Qi, let's not sell offal anymore! Let's become assassins, with flexible working hours, high income, and a car in one year! A house in three years." Ji Dabao saw the miserable state of Shi Guang Chicken and immediately began to make promises.
"But you said the same thing when you sold offal before." Ah Qi skillfully cut the offal and was not fooled by Ji Dabao's promises.
"That's at least better than now! Do you want to become like him?!" Ji Dabao held a cigar in his mouth and pointed at Shi Guang Chicken on the screen. Wu Liuqi swallowed his saliva, as if what he said made sense.
In the world of 100,000 bad jokes, Ra's subordinates could no longer bear it and said to the god Ra cautiously: "My Lord...why don't you consider changing your wish?!"
The god Ra didn't expect that being a mortal would be so hard. It turns out that there are some things that you will never know unless you experience them yourself.
[The young man looked at the complaining Time Chicken in silence, and then looked at the screen: "Is this Newton?!"]
[I saw a foreign boy sitting under a tree reading a book, and Little King Kong was planted on an apple tree, holding a durian in his hand. The young man was speechless: "Why change to durian! Newton will be killed?"]
[At this time, the face of Time Chicken suddenly became serious: "This person is not Newton, but Martin! If it was an apple that fell, he would have proposed the law of universal gravitation one day earlier than Newton."]
["It caused Jobs to release the iPhone ten times in advance, which would have triggered a global economic crisis."]
["Young man! The butterfly effect, do you understand? Time cannot be changed casually. Time is a thing, a small mistake will bring unexpected changes."]
Although Time Chicken's face became serious, looking at his fat body, he couldn't help laughing.
"Time Chicken, look at your belly, you're almost a greasy middle-aged uncle... Why haven't your hands developed yet? Isn't it said to be a product of puberty?"
And Xiao Jin Gang, how much do you like durian! ! In the last video, youI have exchanged durian for the magic wand several times...Now I still can't forget the durian I miss when I go to work in other time and space!
In the world of super beasts, Xuan Yizi walked forward with a cane: "What has happened will happen again, and what has been done will be done again."
In fact, in his opinion, the impact of time travel is not as serious as Time Chicken said. In their universe, everything is just a reincarnation!
The world under one person
"Since you like durian so much, why not call it Maton? It's the same anyway~." For Zhang Chulan, a modern man, he understands the butterfly effect that Time Chicken said.
The impact of time travel and changing history is nothing more than two. First, either a new parallel world is formed. Second, this is the inevitability of history. The history of your time travel will form a closed loop and become a part of history.
So when Xiao Jin Gang intervened in this Maton, a new parallel world was actually born! While you are playing with time, time will also play with you.
[The young man stretched out his little finger and picked his nose, obviously not believing what Time Chicken said! ]
[“Really! If you don’t believe me, look.” Time Chicken began to manipulate the space-time manager, connecting the story of Pinocchio with the story of Snow White, replacing Prince Charming to save Snow White and become a couple. ]
[“Pinocchio and Snow White, hahahaha!… Live a happy and blissful life.” Time Chicken, the culprit who did all this, was laughing so hard that tears came out. Obviously, this was not the first time he had done such a thing. 】
【Then the Time Chicken returned to his seriousness and pointed at the Space-Time Manager: "See! This is the consequence of modifying time at will."】
【The young man's face was full of black lines: "Then why do you modify it at will..."】
【The Time Chicken showed a funny expression and said nonchalantly: "As long as there is this machine, you can change it back! As long as the boss doesn't find out."】
"The Prince Charming turned into the White Horse Pinocchio. I have to say it's quite exciting. I really want to watch it... Hehe!!"
"When there is no danger, it turns out that you are the most dangerous... Just now I was talking about the consequences of random changes, but you knowingly committed the crime! You don't have to give examples like this."
Looking at the Time Chicken with this expression, everyone couldn't imagine why he was so mature and steady before, but he let himself go so much after reincarnation.
And from the tone of the Time Chicken, it seems that this is not the first time he has done this kind of thing. He has experience.
Time Chicken in the world of 100,000 Bad Jokes was completely panicked: "This is over, the boss has found out! Maybe I can't even keep my job."
Who would have thought that he had been secretly using this to pass the time, and nothing happened! Now, it's all exposed in an instant.
Little did he know that Time Chicken had seen all this, but seeing that he didn't cause any trouble, he turned a blind eye.
["AndOh, there's more. "Time Chicken glanced at the boy secretly, revealing a somewhat evil expression. Those who didn't know would think it was a villain.]
["No need, I already have a general understanding." The boy quickly reached out to stop him, but Time Chicken still operated and pressed the button.]
[On the screen of the time and space manager, Nezha's world was displayed. Madam Li was lying on the bed with a huge ball next to her. Li Jing happily pushed the door open and walked in: "Madam, you finally gave birth after three years of pregnancy. Is it a boy or a girl?"] (To read the exciting novels, go to Fulu Novel Network!)
[After Li Jing finished speaking, he was stunned and silently pulled out the long sword hanging on the pillar: "Why did you give birth to a ball! ! "]
["Sir, please spare the ball under your sword! This is not our child. "Mrs. Li got up from the bed, knelt on one knee and caught the blade with her bare hands.]
"Hahahahaha... Is it a boy or a girl?! This is probably the first time I've seen someone ask this question. So in your opinion, it can only be a ball, right?"
"Mrs. Li is so skilled! ! She was just lying on the bed, but in the blink of an eye, she came to him and helped Li Jing's attack. ”
Having said that, all the Nezha in other worlds showed the same expression, that is, anger... They obviously did nothing, but they were treated like this when they were born.
"Tsk..." Nezha in the prequel of The Lotus Lantern showed a disgusted expression, and also recalled some bad memories. Sure enough, no matter which world the father is, the father is the same!
Nezha in the Devil Child world kicked the stone with his foot and turned his head away without saying anything.
Nezha in the world of The Legend of the Gods has already cursed, and the three-eyed boy Yang Jian next to him can't stop him.
["Daddy! ! "A clear shout came from behind, and Li Jing immediately looked back happily.】
[I saw a handsome boy's head behind me, with two buns tied up, bright eyes, and an innocent and romantic smile, which made everyone who saw him want to say, what a handsome boy.】[]
Prequel to the Legend of the White Snake
"This looks quite similar to Brother Nezha. It seems that no matter which world they are from, they seem to have some things in common." Yang Jian, who was in Guanjiangkou, shook his fan. Perhaps because he was just born, he looked as immature as Brother Nezha.
"｀~ He looks pretty good. "Nezha himself also muttered in agreement, he really looks like him.
Mrs. Li from the Devil's World hugged Nezha in front of her. It's possible that Nezha could have grown up like this, but it's a pity... Alas!
[After Nezha's whole body was revealed, Li Jing was stunned and speechless, and began to bleed from all seven orifices!]
[Under that handsome head, Nezha had huge muscles and a body that didn't match him. He was posing in a bodybuilding pose: "This image is quite refreshing."]
"Refreshing, but why do I think it's a little wrong?! Except for the head, the lower body is completely someone else's, and it looks like he just came out of the gym! "
"And the software and hardware are completely incompatible! The voice is so soft, but this figure... is really... just... indescribable."
When the people in other worlds saw this scene, they couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood. Is Nezha's accessories wrong?! This exaggerated muscle doesn't match this head at all!
Yang Jian in the prequel world of the Lotus Lantern was also stunned, and he didn't even know that the fan in his hand fell to the ground! He was staring at the screen in a daze at this moment. Who is this monster?! Where is my handsome brother Nezha?!
Mrs. Li in the Devil's Child world suddenly felt a little fortunate, as if Nezha was doing well like this... I can only say that it was all thanks to his teammates.
"It's over... I can't imagine what Nezha the Third Prince originally looked like now! "Everyone in the world of One Person has completely collapsed their three views (money is good) and some people can't bear to look at the image of Nezha!
Everyone was speechless. Whose child was born with muscles all over his body! It seems that the cartoons I watched when I was a child were too conservative. It turns out that this is the real image.
What a handsome and strong Nezha! It's hard to imagine that these two words can be used in the same place.
["Monster, look at the sword!" Li Jing spat out a mouthful of old blood, then swung the sword and chopped, but Nezha caught the white blade with his bare hands and couldn't move! ]
["Daddy! The child is not a monster." ]
[Li Jing tried to draw out the long sword, but it still didn't move: "Shut up, I don't have a child who can catch a white blade with his bare hands when he was born! ”】
[Nezha felt a little aggrieved at this moment: "Daddy, catching a blade with bare hands is not my ability, or Daddy, you set it up so that I can catch a blade with bare hands 100% of the time!"】
"Come on... another rule-based ability! It's just as outrageous as the river god. I just thought that Madam Li was very skilled! It turns out it's your fault."
"Wouldn't this move have no attack power at all? ! Anyone who hits it can be caught, so what's the point? !"
Although everyone was a little shocked by this causal skill, they didn't seem to think it was anything special! Instead, they felt it was a bit useless.
If Li Jing is 100% caught with bare hands, doesn't that mean that no matter how advanced his swordsmanship is, it's useless, because he will be caught anyway! The lethality is simply 0.
Obviously, at this time, people in other worlds have not yet realized the horror of this move..