Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 164

Xiao Yang took off his headphones, looking puzzled.

"What's wrong?"

The teacher pointed at Niu Niu's bowl.

"Xiao Yang, you should take care of Niu Niu."

"She is a bit picky about food every time she eats."

"Pick out the dishes she doesn't like and throw them on the table. I have told her many times but it doesn't work."

"Look, she is picking on the dishes again."

Xiao Yang looked at Niu Niu.

Niu Niu was picking out a vegetable from the bowl.

Xiao Yang raised his eyebrows.

"This is not easy to deal with."

He stretched out his hand and said to Niu Niu.

"Niu Niu, give your spoon to uncle, please."

Niu Niu was picking out another vegetable from the bowl.

She said with a pout.

"I don't need you to feed me."

"I can eat by myself."

Xiao Yang curled his lips and smiled mischievously:

"Who said I was going to feed you?" "Uncle will help you process it, and the rice will taste better."

Niuniu's eyes lit up when she heard that it could make the rice taste better: "Really?"

After the bus incident.

And having the best hairstyle in the class, Niuniu now trusts Xiao Yang very much.

When Xiao Yang said that.

Immediately handed the spoon in her hand to Xiao Yang.

Xiao Yang took the spoon from Niuniu's hand.

He fiddled with the bowl with his back to Niuniu.

Then he pushed the bowl in front of Niuniu.

"It's processed."

Niuniu took a look at the rice in the bowl.

It was a sticky pile.

The ingredients inside could not be distinguished.

Niuniu looked dazed, and pointed at the bowl with her little hand.

"Uncle, this doesn't look delicious at all."

The comments scrolled:

——"Hahaha, so funny, Xiao Yang made Niu Niu's rice look like dog food."

——"For cooking, do you need to expect anything from Xiao Yang?"

Xiao Yang learned how to cook from his mother in his previous life.

When he was a picky eater, his mother used this trick.

Mix all the cooked ingredients together.

It makes it impossible for him to distinguish the dishes he doesn't want to eat, let alone pick them out.

He can only swallow them all in one bite.

Xiao Yang bewitched Niu Niu:

"Have you ever eaten smecta bibimbap?"

"Look, Uncle Xiao processed it and turned your rice into smecta bibimbap."

"Try it now, it's delicious."

"Smecta bibimbap?"

Niu Niu looked at the bowl, and it was really similar.

She dubiously scooped a spoonful of rice and put it in her mouth.

It turned out that what Uncle Xiao Yang said was really right.

Uncle Xiao Yang is so awesome!

Those unpalatable dishes were gone.

It became super delicious smecta bibimbap.

At this time.

A little boy walked up to Niu Niu and saw the rice in her bowl.

A sticky ball.

He immediately laughed, "Niu Niu, why is your rice different from ours?" "It looks so disgusting."

Niu Niu rolled her eyes.

"Huh~"

"You don't understand." "This is the smecta bibimbap that Uncle Xiao Yang processed for me."

"It's delicious."

"Your mother can't make it."

After saying that, he took a spoon and scooped a large spoonful into his mouth, eating it with relish.

The little boy's voice rang in my ears.

"Mom, I want to eat smecta bibimbap too." "I want to eat the same smecta bibimbap as Xiao Xiao."

The little boy's propaganda, all the children in the class knew it.

They lined up one by one, holding a bowl in their left hand and a spoon in their right hand.

Waiting for Xiao Yang to process them into smecta bibimbap.

"Uncle"

"Uncle"

"I want to eat smecta bibimbap, too."

"I want to eat smecta bibimbap, too."

"..."

At this time, Xiao Yang had a smile on his face, and cursed himself countless times in his heart.

One of his actions.

He let his right hand smash the food in the bowl like a pile driver.

There was also a circle of children's mothers around, exclaiming with admiration.

"Xiao Yang, you are so great!"

"Xiao Yang, you are so awesome!"

"You actually came up with such a solution to solve the big problem in my family."

"My family is the same, they have always been picky about food, and they don't like to eat vegetables the most. Now the children can't pick them out."

...

The barrage rolled:

- "If these children go to elementary school, they won't be deceived so badly."

- "Hahahaha, smecta bibimbap, Xiao Yang's mouth is really deceiving."

- "Now that things have come to this, let's eat first."

After the meal, rest for a while.

The kindergarten teacher walked into the classroom with a batch of clothes.

All parents were given clothes.

The last one was handed to Xiao Yang.

"Xiao Yang, this is your performance clothes."

Xiao Yang was confused: "?"

"What performance clothes?"

Teacher: "This afternoon, the childrenThere are performances in the kindergarten."

"Every child's father and mother in the class will go on stage to perform."

Xiao Yang didn't know about this.

Neither the program team nor Dai Chuan told him.

Xiao Yang: "I don't know."

"Forget it, I won't go on stage."

Teacher: "How can that be?"

"All the parents of the children in the class will participate."

"You just need to go on stage and gesture behind the team."

Xiao Yang: "?"

"So when I was a child, I performed for adults; now that I have grown up, I have to perform for children?"

"It is always our generation that performs?"

"Yes!" Many parents around echoed.

Xiao Yang: "What are we dancing?"

The teacher showed off a set of yellow dance clothes in her hand.

"The fathers in our class are dancing belly dance. "

Xiao Yang looked at the teacher holding a bellyband, a headscarf and a skirt.

He thought that this must be a change of character.

Will his eight-pack abs be shown to others casually?

"I won't dance."

Xiao Yang waved his hand.

The photographer was still broadcasting live.

He didn't want to wear a skirt and belly dance in front of the whole country.

Teacher: "Ah~"

Niuniu's teacher really wanted Xiao Yang to go on stage.

Xiao Yang is a famous person. If she performs on stage in their class, she will have face in front of all the teachers in the kindergarten.

The teacher continued: "If you don't dance, Niuniu will be sad."

Xiao Yang: "I'm not Niuniu's father, she won't be sad."

Teacher: "Although you are not Niuniu's father."

"But you are now representing Niuniu's parents. "

Xiao Yang curled his lips.

Thinking to himself.

Haha, this is another moral kidnapping. I won't fall for it.

However, the kindergarten teacher is not like a stranger on the street, and he can't confront her.

His mind turned quickly, and he decided to give the teacher a live nonsense literature teaching.

When the teacher saw that Xiao Yang didn't respond, he continued:

"Xiao Yang, your dance this time is not as simple as dancing."

"It's for Niuniu's honor."

"It's also for the honor of the class."

"Do you think what I said makes sense?"

Xiao Yang: "Well~ As long as what you said makes sense, it's not completely unreasonable."

The female teacher was stunned for a while, and it took a long time to react.

"Xiao Yang, now all the parents in the class want to dance, but you don't."

"Don't you have any collective consciousness?"

Xiao Yang replied: "If you want to say so, you can't say that. ”

……

After several rounds, the female teacher’s mouth was dry.

Although Xiao Yang responded to every word, he thought about it carefully and said nothing.

She turned around and left with her clothes in anger.

——"I learned it, I learned it. Let me tell you one, I was still awake before I went to sleep."

——"Why are you all like this? Don’t you think it’s not good for Xiao Yang to do this? It’s not a big deal to go up and show off for kindergarten activities."

——"Niuniu is so pitiful. Other children have their parents on stage to perform, but she doesn’t. She must be very sad."

At this time, Xiao Yang felt his emotions rising.