Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 249

More than an hour later.

Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao appeared in the live broadcast room again.

Seeing the return of the father and daughter.

The comments kept rolling.

—— "It's out, it's out? Little potato from the south, want to know what it feels like to have a bath in the Northeast."

—— "It is said that men rub two sides and women rub four sides, is that right? Come on, show us."

—— "The first time I went to the Northeast to have a bath, the bathing uncle spread my butt and rubbed my butt, and my cerebellum atrophied at that time."

At this time.

Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao found a rest area and sat on the ground.

Eating fruit and drinking beverages.

Xiao Yang just finished the bath and felt limp all over.

It seemed that the soul was not his own, and he was completely empty.

Xiao Xiao ate fruit,

and

opened the live broadcast room of the show "My Dad is Superman".

He glanced at the comments in the live broadcast room.

He said to Xiao Yang on the side.

"Dad, the uncles and aunts in the live broadcast room want to ask you how it feels to scrub your body."

Xiao Yang leaned against a small table with fruits and drinks, supporting his head with one hand.

"How it feels to scrub your body."

"Everywhere I reach, it's all white."

At this time.

Xiao Xiao actively volunteered.

"Dad, you lie down, I'll demonstrate to the uncles and aunts in the live broadcast room how to scrub your body."

Xiao Yang: ? ? ?

"Okay~"

Just when he wanted to lie down.

As he said that, Xiao Yang shrank down on the tatami under his buttocks.

He lay flat on his face.

Xiao Xiao squatted on the left side of his father.

He tore off a piece of paper towel from the table and spread it flat on his hand as if it were a scrubbing towel.

He said in a childish voice.

"Then I'll start."

"Now I'm the bath scrub aunt."

"The first step is to rub the mud."

After saying that, she raised Xiao Yang's left arm and said in the accent of a Northeastern aunt.

"Come on, kid, raise your hand."

Xiao Yang cooperated with Xiao Xiao and raised his left hand.

Xiao Xiao held a tissue in her hand and imitated the aunt's bath scrubbing posture.

Rubbing Xiao Yang's left arm up and down.

While rubbing, she kept muttering:

"Yes, rub the armpits."

"Rub the elbows~"

"Come on, kid, raise your right hand."

Xiao Xiao put down Xiao Yang's left arm,

raised her right arm and rubbed it up and down.

Then, she took the tissue and rubbed Xiao Yang's thighs.

"Rub the groin~"

"Turn over~"

Xiao Yang cooperated with Xiao Xiao and turned over.

While rubbing, Xiao Xiao kept mumbling in her mouth like a Northeastern aunt.

Glancing at the photographer on the side.

He imitated the way the Northeastern aunt chatted, muttering in his mouth.

‘Oh, this kid is obviously from the South.’

“Such thin arms and legs~”

“How nice.”

Then.

Xiaoxiao stood up, looked at the camera lens, and raised two fingers.

“The second step is to wash the mud~”

Xiaoxiao performed a non-material performance, holding her arms in front of her chest, as if she was holding a bucket of water and splashing it on Xiao Yang.

“Oh my god, the mud on my body has been washed off.”

“Then add ingredients.”

“The aunt who scrubbed my body said that she gave me a milk bath.”

“She rubbed milk all over my body.”

“Just like my grandma rubs seasoning on chickens and ducks.”

“Then it’s patting and massaging.”

Xiaoxiao said, imitating the aunt’s technique and pressing Xiao Yang’s upper body.

Every step was learned very well.

"Dad, did I demonstrate it correctly?"

The photographer was already laughing so hard that he fell backwards.

Fortunately, he didn't hold the camera, otherwise the video screen would have shaken like crazy.

The audience in the live broadcast room had also been laughing like crazy.

——"Hahaha, Xiaoxiao's acting talent is amazing. She learned exactly the same as the aunt from Northeast China~"

——"Xiaoxiao and Xiaoyang should go to the Spring Festival Gala to perform a skit. Let's perform the bath scrubbing. I will definitely watch it. Hahaha, Xiaoxiao is so cute. Love it."

——"As a native of Northeast China, I can tell you that there is nothing wrong with Xiaoxiao's demonstration. The only difference is that the aunt scrubbed the child lightly, only with milk. Adults have more choices."

——"As a Northeast China person, in my opinion, not scrubbing a bath is as pure as not using detergent to wash dishes."

——"Once, I took a classmate who had scrubbed his bath before to scrub his bath for the first time. The old man was shocked and said, 'Child, you have more mud than the mud in my flower pot.'"

The bath scrubbing demonstration was also over.

Xiaoyang and Xiaoxiao also ate some fruits and snacks.

I drank some drinks and rested for a while.

9 o'clock in the evening.

The other three groups of fathers and daughters (sons) had returned to the hotel early and were ready to take their children to sleep.

Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao were ready to try the bathing center.

Xiao Yang counted the remaining balance.

He and Xiao Xiao, one big and one small, had a buffet and tickets, plus the cost of the bath just now.

750 yuan, 350 yuan left.

The father and daughter looked at the floor index for a while.

Cinema, library, foot massage, swimming pool, outdoor hot spring, water world, surfing...

Xiao Xiao pointed to one of the items on the sign and said.

"Dad, I want to play water world and surfing."

This bath center spent a lot of money to build this, water world and surfing.

At that time, it was not included in the ticket, but charged separately.

If you play this project.

It means that the father and daughter will not be able to sleep in a separate room at night.

They can only sleep in the hall, which will be noisy.

After all, with so many people in the hall, it is inevitable that there will be people snoring and grinding their teeth.

Xiao Yang explained the pros and cons to Xiao Xiao.

"Xiaoxiao, if we play this, we won't have money to sleep in a single room. Aren't you afraid of noise if we sleep in the hall?"

"We can also go to the movies, which is free."

"Since it's your money, you decide how to spend it."

Xiaoxiao thought for a while.

"Hmm~"

"Let's go to the water park."

"Let's go~"

The comments scrolled:

--"Xiao Yang shouldn't let Xiaoxiao choose this. How can she fall asleep when she's so excited?"

--"What else does a child know besides playing? The remaining money should be used to book a room so that the child can rest well at night. Xiao Yang spoils the child too much."

--"I think Xiao Yang wants to play too, hahaha."

Come to the water world.

Xiao Yang and Xiaoxiao each spent 110 yuan to buy tickets to the water world.

(This includes the cost of swimsuits, swimming trunks, and swimming rings.)

Xiao Yang was once again moved by the prices in Northeast China.

Artificial surfing pool, artificial drifting, slides...

Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao had a lot of fun playing in it.

Playing and playing.

Xiao Yang felt the voice of the system appear in his mind.

[Congratulations to the host, the audience emotion value has accumulated 200,000 points]

[Congratulations to the host, the Northeastern cuisine of the God Chef rewarded by the system]

[The points are reset again]

Instantly~

Many Northeastern dishes suddenly flooded into Xiao Yang's mind.

Xiao Yang was stunned.

This unique skill cannot be easily revealed.

Otherwise, he will not be able to be lazy in the future.