Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 280

"Nonsense!!"

"This must be someone else's writing. He said the air force is the air force?"

The fat man's whole body turned red and he was angry.

Xiao Yang pointed to the sentence below the acrostic poem.

"There are three '正' characters below."

"15 people."

This scene made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh.

——"Hahaha, good poem, good poem. Air Force Base."

——"Elegant, really elegant, you can write a poem when you are in the air force."

——"This poem came at the right time, and found a good excuse for Xiao Yang and Mr. Bai to be in the air force. Put away the fishing rod! Go home!"

——"I don't know much about fishing, but I often see the word air force, which should be a good word. Then I wish all fishermen to be in the air force every day! ! Monthly air force, yearly air force, thank you!!"

Xiao Yang sighed secretly and went to persuade Mr. Bai to go back to the nursing home.

Sure enough, only metaphysics can defeat metaphysics.

It seems that this air force base is really powerful.

Even the system can't do anything about it.

"Let's go, let's go, Mr. Bai, let's go back."

"This is an air force base, there's no point..."

This is too fucking empty.

"Why are you going? I finally got out..."

Mr. Bai sat as steady as a clock, not moving his butt.

Just then, Mr. Bai's fishing line moved.

Mr. Bai exclaimed loudly.

"Oh my god!"

"Here it comes!"

"Here it comes!"

I saw the float on the fishing line sinking quickly.

Mr. Bai stood up quickly, excitedly pulling the fishing rod and taking a few steps back.

"Oh my god, here comes the big stuff!"

"Who the fuck said this is an air force base."

The fat man heard Mr. Bai's cry from a distance.

He looked at Mr. Bai with envy.

"I said that guy is talking nonsense, right?!"

"What air force base? ! ! This is a Feng Shui treasure land!!"

"Girl, let's go! ! Let's go and have a look!!"

The old man's scene, at first glance, it's a big fish."

After saying that, he put down the fishing rod in his hand, pulled the woman beside him, and ran towards the old man.

"Pah pah~"

The water surface was full of waves.

Uncle Bai held the fishing rod in both hands, struggling with the "giant" in the water.

The audience in the live broadcast room also became nervous.

——"Oh my god, Uncle Bai is still amazing, this tumbling force, at first glance, it's a big fish."

——"Xiao Yang, why don't you help the old man pull it? The old man is so thin, be careful not to be dragged into the water by the big fish."

"Hey~"

"It's coming up! ! "

Mr. Bai pulled the rod and shouted excitedly.

He pulled the fishing rod and tugged with the "giant" in the water for several rounds.

The "giant" emerged from the water.

!!!

Everyone's face suddenly turned bad.

It's really not a fish.

"Ah~~~~~~~"

The young lady screamed.

She ran away without even taking the fishing rod and fishing gear.

Running to the main road!!

Fat brother also ran after the young lady.

Xiao Yang's camera was facing the "giant".

A 2-meter-long python twisted its body.

The fishhook just hooked its upper body.

The audience in the live broadcast room exploded.

——"Fuck, I'm scared to death, such a big snake! ! I have goose bumps. "

——"Hahaha, what kind of fish is the old man going to catch? Earthworms are this big!!”

——“Let me tell you this! There is nothing that Air Force guys can’t catch. My friend has caught torn clothes, snake skin bags, old fishing nets, earthworms, plastic bags, and even the earth!!”

——“Haha, Air Force guy upstairs, don’t start with friends.”

——“This MT hasn’t cut the line yet, why, the old man is waiting to take it back to soak in wine? ? By the way, stay away from me. "

Xiao Yang didn't run away, he wasn't that scared of this thing.

To be honest.

He had caught this thing before.

Uncle Bai put down the fishing rod, grabbed the fishing line with one hand and the snake with the other.

The snake opened its mouth and spit out its tongue.

The snake's body wrapped around Uncle Bai's little arm.

Not only did it scare away the man and woman just now.

It also frightened the audience in the live broadcast room.

Uncle Bai was busy with his hands and said to Xiao Yang with a smile.

"Don't be afraid, kid!"

"This snake is not poisonous! !"

"Wait for me to take it back, and there will be delicious food tonight."

"Let me tell you, when we had no food to eat before, we caught snakes..."

"Wait! !"

Xiao Yang shouted.

"Uncle, what did you say? Eat snake meat? !"

"Uncle, this can't be eaten."

"What can't be eaten? ! ”

“It’s not poisonous, and snake meat is delicious.”

Xiao Yang: “It’s illegal to eat wild snake meat.I will go to jail."

Old man: "What the hell? !"

"Jail? !"

"Go to jail for eating snake meat? !"

"I'll see who dares to put me in jail!! "

These uncles and aunts have a weak sense of law.

And Uncle Bai came from the old society.

On the battlefield, during the famine years,

there was nothing to eat at that time, let alone snakes.

Mice, soil and stones, tree roots, whatever could fill their stomachs.

In the new society, he really didn't know that

it turned out that eating snakes was also illegal.

Uncle Bai was furious, his eyes widened, and his sharp eyes were full of murderous intent.

Indeed, an old man in his 90s, unless he committed an unforgivable felony.

It is unlikely that he would go to jail for eating a snake.

But Xiao Yang didn't want to get into trouble for taking Uncle Bai out to fish.

Uncle Bai threw a big snake in his hand into the fish basket.

Glazed at Xiao Yang.

"Humph! !"

"I finally caught something, and you want me to let it go."

"No way! ! ”

“The old guys in the nursing home call me an air force guy every day, this time I will blind their eyes.”

Xiao Yang: “…”

Catching a snake is also an air force guy.

“Uncle Bai, why don’t we go fishing somewhere else.”

“Just let this snake go.”

Uncle Bai glanced at Xiao Yang’s toy fishing rod.

He curled his lips.

“Heh~”

“In other places, we can catch something? ? !”

Xiao Yang: …

Uncle: “I think you are also an air force guy at this level.”

“Forget it.”

“Just this snake.”

“Pick up the rod!! Let’s go back. "

Xiao Yang looked at Mr. Bai in silence.

If it weren't for the air force base that this old man had found.

And this shabby equipment.

Could his system fail?!

This was Xiao Yang's first Waterloo in the past few months since he encountered the system.

He sighed in his heart.

He could only release the snake that Mr. Bai had caught secretly on the road.

Let's go back first.

He walked back to his original position and turned the fishing reel.

Suddenly.

The fishing line shook a few times.

A fish floated to the surface of the water! !

Fuck! !

The fish is coming! !