thefictionvixens 179 Report To The Teacher, I Have Committed An Old Problem (Please Subscribe And Customize)
179 Report To The Teacher, I Have Committed An Old Problem (Please Subscribe And Customize)
Forehead!
Doesn't this make me look ugly?
Liang Shan glanced at Xiao Yan resentfully.
Keren was under the eaves and had to bow his head.
With his current status, he couldn't tolerate him not submitting obediently.
then.
Liang Shan had no choice but to pull a stool, and sat down upright beside the podium like a primary school student.
Seeing this, Xiao Yan smiled very proudly, and winked at him, as if to say:
That's good!
Liang Shan rolled his eyes back, thinking angrily in his heart:
Humph!
Hello, you are a big power!
Don't fall into my hands!
correct!
She didn't say that.
Will you heal SpongeBob anytime?
After class for a while.
I have to let her heal me!
I hope she can still laugh when the time comes!
In Liang Shan's mind.
Screenshots have started!
"Okay, let's start the class. I am Xiao Yan, your visiting professor of clinical medicine, and I was invited to give you the first class of the school."
With Xiao Yan's clear and sweet voice sounded.
Boys and girls are automatically divided into two factions.
Half of the eyes stared at Xiao Yan on the podium without blinking.
The other half looked at Liang Shan in a nympho.
Xiao Yan said it.
It is the basic knowledge of clinical medicine.
Most of them are concepts, classifications, and development trends of modern medicine.
The others listened with gusto.
However for Liang Shan.
But it's like chewing wax.
His Guiyuan health regimen and the template of a god-level masseur.
It was originally derived from modern medicine, and it is far above the existence of modern medicine.
without any exaggeration.
His medical theories and therapeutic effects.
It is more than fifty years ahead of current medical technology!
so.
Let him listen to this.
It is tantamount to asking a high school bully to listen to how much one plus one equals.
See Liang Shan wandering in the sky.
Xiao Yan deliberately knocked on the corner of the table, pretending to be serious and said:
"Pay attention to the class!"
Liang Shan pursed his lips directly, and sent a sweet kiss silently.
mu~~ma!
Forehead……
This guy!
Are you too brave?
How dare you tease me in front of so many people?
Xiao Yan's pretty face suddenly turned red.
But watching Liang Shan pitifully waiting for a response like a child.
She couldn't bear it again.
So he put his finger on his lips and tapped it lightly.
Quickly responded to him.
This scene.
It is clearly seen by other students.
Everyone was shocked:
"Well, what is that guy doing?"
"He's actually blowing kisses to Goddess Xiao?"
"unacceptable!"
"No way, Teacher Xiao actually responded to him?"
In the conference room.
The old monsters from various departments of Kyoto University have all arrived.
As soon as Chen Yuzhi, the oldest director of the Department of Science, entered the door, he immediately asked in a hurry:
"Principal Jin, why did you call us here in such a hurry?"
Today is the first day of school. (adag)
So all the departments are very busy.
The same goes for Chen Yuzhi.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the office in the morning, he was called by Secretary Wang's phone!
Seeing the impatient look on everyone's face.
Then Principal Jin spread out the four test papers, placed them squarely in front of them, and asked cautiously:
"Everyone is a veteran of the humerus of Beijing University. Here are some papers. I would like to ask everyone to read them for me!"
"Read the test paper?"
Chen Yuzhi glanced at it, and said dissatisfiedly:
"Just find a few lecturers to see if they are right. Isn't this killing a chicken with a sledgehammer!"
Director Chen of the Physics Department casually flipped through the physics exam paper, and replied casually:
"This is a standard answer copied from the book, you can tell what's going on at a glance!"
Professor Zhou from the Department of Chemistry looked at it carefully for a while, and then sighed:
"That's right. The thinking is meticulous and the logic is clear. There is no error in the whole volume, and even the punctuation marks are correct. It can be seen that the person who copied it was very careful!"
When President Jin heard this, he changed the subject and said:
"Are you sure this is a transcribed paper?"
Chen Yuzhi and the others nodded in unison:
"Too sure!"
"Can this be fake?"
"It's exactly the same as the answer in the book, the quality is definitely copied directly!"
When Principal Jin heard this, he smiled mysteriously and said:
"Then you are totally wrong. This is just under my invigilation, and I watched someone complete the exam paper with my own eyes. I didn't even glance at the answer during the whole process."
Chen Yuzhi didn't believe it, he curled his lips and said:
"Unless that guy has a computer brain with unlimited memory, which can input the contents of all books verbatim!"
"That is, how could human beings have such a super memory?"
"I believe that the general content can be remembered, but I can't believe that the word is not bad and can be written out silently throughout the whole text!"
"Minister Chen is right, unless he doesn't have a human brain!"
"Because as long as it is a human brain, it is impossible that there will be no errors!"
Other professors also echoed.
"Hahaha......"
Seeing this, President Jin suddenly laughed loudly, and asked triumphantly:
"Remember the freshman I asked you to greet together yesterday?"
Um?
What does the freshman have to do with this paper?
Everyone looked at each other, wondering what he meant by suddenly mentioning that person.
After a few seconds.
Chen Yuzhi reacted first, shook his head and said:
"impossible!"
"Although that kid got a full score in the college entrance examination by chance, you said he completed the sophomore course of Peking University without a teacher?"
"Ghost letter!"
Others also showed disbelieving expressions and commented:
"This is the exam paper for the sophomore year of Beijing University. Let alone a freshman who just entered the school, even if he is asked by the sophomores to do it, it is impossible for him to do it so perfectly!"
"Let's not talk about the top sophomores, even if I let the graduate students under me do it, it's impossible to do it so perfectly!"
"Using isospin and non-A Bell to solve the electromagnetic force? It is simply unprecedented, and there will be no one after!"
"But he just figured it out!"
"Oh My God!"
Only then did the old antiques begin to treat these four examination papers seriously!
And they have a faint feeling.
If President Jin's words are true.
The guy who made the test paper.
Absolutely called a once-in-a-century wizard!
He just graduated from high school!
He has already mastered the highest problems in the scientific world such as the Yang-Mills equation and NP-complete problems without a teacher.
If trained.
Where is his limit?
Everyone dare not imagine.
for a while.
These academic leaders looked at each other again, feeling a little short-circuited in their brains.
Chen Yuzhi was good at mathematics, his brain reacted very quickly, and he quickly came up with an idea.
Seeing him showing disdain, he smiled lightly and said:
"The papers are indeed well done, but this only proves that he has a strong memory. What we need for scientific research projects are talents who can innovate and make breakthroughs, not just a recorder. How about this,"
Speaking of which.
He paused, and said arrogantly:
"How about assigning him to our mathematics department and I will train him personally?"
Principal Jin saw through Chen Yuzhi's thoughts at a glance.
Play hard to get with me?
hehe!
Don't wait for him to pervert.
The rest of the elders also commented:
"No, why do you give all the good seedlings to your mathematics department?"
"Our nuclear physics is currently in a weak position, and it is time to employ people!"
"Don't snatch him, he is our microelectronics major!"
"Hey, the country has only issued a research and development task for key medical projects to our medical school this year, and we are the ones who lack the most people!"
Look at these handsome bosses on weekdays.
At this moment, his face was red because of the fight over people.
Principal Jin was not surprised at all.
and.
through their performance.
Principal Jin already has a bottom line in his heart.
This boy Liang Shan!
Truly a rare genius!
only.
He could see it too.
The guy is used to being free and easy.
As soon as you come, you will be the master of the free man.
I definitely won't feel at ease in a certain profession!
then.
Principal Jin smiled slightly and said to everyone:
"It's useless for you to fight. I have already promised to let him be a free man. If any college needs it, you just go and invite him!"
"As for whether you can invite me to move, it depends on your ability!"
medical school.
I just finished class.
Liang Shan immediately put on a painful expression, raised his hand and said:
"Report!"
Seeing this, Xiao Yan asked nervously:
"What's wrong, what's wrong with you?"
Liang Shan approached her and whispered:
"The old problem has been committed!"
Old problem?
Forehead……………
Xiao Yan thought of something, couldn't help but blushed slightly, and said with deep meaning:
"Come with me, go to my office and show you!".